• free Free FREE Nine Hells! Are You Prepared For Hells, Plural?!

    From rms@rmsmoo@moomoo.net to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Wed Apr 15 11:25:06 2026
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    Strap on yore bigboy pants:
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2860410/NineHells/

    rms
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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@spallshurgenson@gmail.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Thu Apr 16 11:56:41 2026
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    On Wed, 15 Apr 2026 11:25:06 -0600, "rms" <rmsmoo@moomoo.net> said
    this thing:

    Strap on yore bigboy pants:
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2860410/NineHells/

    At first glance, the game reminds me of "Kraven Manor", another
    freebie that came out a few weeks ago and I played back in March. That
    one was interesting conceptually and mechanically, but it was very
    obviously a student project and lacked the depth to make for a
    satisfying and complete project. But I forgave it because it /was/ a
    student project.

    "NineHells" seems similar in that there seems to be some talent in the art-direction (even if a lot of the game seems to be store-bought game
    assets) and the conceptual idea seems sound... but the mechanics don't
    seem fully fleshed out and the pacing and gameplay are shit. But this
    isn't a student project, so it gets less tolerance.

    I grabbed it anyway; The Number was hungry. But I doubt I'll play this
    one.



    [Also, a complaint unrelated to the game... but what's up
    with Steam not adding free games to your exported library
    unless you install them first? Sure, they show up in your
    library when you look at the list in Steam, but if you try
    to import that list into another app --as I do with GOG Galaxy
    or Playnite-- freebies like "NineHells" just don't appear.
    Well, not unless you install them first; then they are
    suddenly there. Which means I'm constantly installing then
    uninstalling games. Well, I guess I'm a niche case so this
    probably isn't a bug that Valve cares about... but it's
    annoying to me ;-)]


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  • From Xocyll@Xocyll@gmx.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Thu Apr 16 12:11:36 2026
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    "rms" <rmsmoo@moomoo.net> looked up from reading the entrails of the
    porn spammer to utter "The Augury is good, the signs say:

    Strap on yore bigboy pants:
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2860410/NineHells/

    Oh so you play an Epic employee?

    Xocyll
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  • From phoenix@j63840576@gmail.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Thu Apr 16 10:37:18 2026
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    Spalls Hurgenson wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Apr 2026 11:25:06 -0600, "rms" <rmsmoo@moomoo.net> said
    this thing:

    Strap on yore bigboy pants:
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2860410/NineHells/

    At first glance, the game reminds me of "Kraven Manor", another
    freebie that came out a few weeks ago and I played back in March. That
    one was interesting conceptually and mechanically, but it was very
    obviously a student project and lacked the depth to make for a
    satisfying and complete project. But I forgave it because it /was/ a
    student project.

    "NineHells" seems similar in that there seems to be some talent in the art-direction (even if a lot of the game seems to be store-bought game assets) and the conceptual idea seems sound... but the mechanics don't
    seem fully fleshed out and the pacing and gameplay are shit. But this
    isn't a student project, so it gets less tolerance.

    I grabbed it anyway; The Number was hungry. But I doubt I'll play this
    one.



    [Also, a complaint unrelated to the game... but what's up
    with Steam not adding free games to your exported library
    unless you install them first? Sure, they show up in your
    library when you look at the list in Steam, but if you try
    to import that list into another app --as I do with GOG Galaxy
    or Playnite-- freebies like "NineHells" just don't appear.
    Well, not unless you install them first; then they are
    suddenly there. Which means I'm constantly installing then
    uninstalling games. Well, I guess I'm a niche case so this
    probably isn't a bug that Valve cares about... but it's
    annoying to me ;-)]


    I'm not sure. I tried bringing up a text list of games in Steam and
    couldn't do i even though I asked the AI repeatedly about the controls locations. Do you have an older version of Steam? I want it to vet my
    list and remove the high RAM games from my installed games automatically
    but need to import the text list and can't find a way to get it.
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    sister of his own wife, Queen Tahpenes, in marriage.
    The sister of Tahpenes bore him a son named Genubath,
    whom Tahpenes brought up in the royal palace. There
    Genubath lived with Pharaoh’s own children.
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  • From Justisaur@justisaur@yahoo.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Fri Apr 17 07:38:34 2026
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    On 4/15/2026 10:25 AM, rms wrote:
    Strap on yore bigboy pants:
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/2860410/NineHells/

    rms

    51%, looks like a janky asset flip and a genre I don't usually like.
    Thanks, I'll skip it.
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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@spallshurgenson@gmail.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Fri Apr 17 11:54:35 2026
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    On Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:11:36 -0400, Xocyll <Xocyll@gmx.com> said this
    thing:

    Strap on yore bigboy pants:
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2860410/NineHells/

    Oh so you play an Epic employee?

    Heh.

    Pity the poor Epic employee. They KNOW the company is going in the
    wrong direction. There was a recent article (sorry, for once I don't
    have the link) where a couple of former Epic Store employees basically
    admitted that they knew that the weekly free games program was
    pointless; that people only came for the free games then went back to
    Steam. That there was a weekly surge on Thursdays as users grabbed the
    game but no follow-up in activity (or purchases). That the free games
    were great at getting people in the door, but once in, people found no
    reason to stay.

    People have been telling Epic that they need to improve the store
    client experience for almost a decade now. The guys on the ground
    floor know this too. It's a mystery why the C-levels haven't taken
    action. Maybe litigation and name-calling is just easier?





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