From Newsgroup: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action

I can greatly improve your retardo, autistic like behaviors with
an operation I've performed many times on folks just like you.

I promise I will only use sterile picks, scrapers & drills.
Also, I use only the least amount of caustic fluids necessary.

Please contact me if you want the free operation. Since the brain
doesn't actually feel pain, anesthesia is optional.
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