• Attention MathHeads

    From Farley Flud@ff@linux.rocks to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 16:04:29 2026
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    MathHeads only. All others can take a flying fuck through
    a rolling doughnut. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

    Mathematics is, as was stated by the great Carl Friedrich Gauss,
    the "queen of the sciences."

    GNU/Linux has advanced mathematics capabilities which place it
    on par with the latest supercomputers. (Micro$lop can only
    drool with envy -- or is it stupidity?)

    One such GNU/Linux math masterpiece is MPsolve:

    <https://numpi.dm.unipi.it/scientific-computing-libraries/mpsolve/>

    Let us unleash mpsolve on the following polynomial:

    5041*x^32−1318386*x^30+60348584*x^28−924552262*x^26+5246771058*x^24−15736320636*x^22+29448527368*x^20−37805732980*x^18+35173457839*x^16−24298372458*x^14+12495147544*x^12−4717349124*x^10+1256858478*x^8−217962112*x^6+21904868*x^4−1536272*x^2+160801

    This is one fuck of a hefty polynomial, but mpsolve tackles
    it with ease.

    The solution given by mpsolve now follows. Each solution is expressed
    as a complex number, hence the bracketed numbers. Real solutions are
    noted when the complex portion is essentially zero:

    (-0.1442685695041e2, 0.e-24)
    (-0.541812795431e1, 0.e-23)
    (-0.404319100313e1, 0.e-18)
    (-0.134744285e1, 0.e-14)
    (-0.127890708e1, 0.e-13)
    (-0.101563221e1, 0.e-12)
    (-0.985960736e0, 0.e-11)
    (-0.72033050949e0, -0.46313596916e0)
    (-0.72033050949e0, 0.46313596916e0)
    (-0.6674222202e0, 0.114928795e0)
    (-0.6674222202e0, -0.114928795e0)
    (-0.61381921075e0, 0.38808765777e0)
    (-0.61381921075e0, -0.38808765777e0)
    (-0.5901186991e0, 0.e-12)
    (-0.2025664882648e0, 0.2406098844206e0)
    (-0.2025664882648e0, -0.2406098844206e0)
    (0.2025664882648e0, 0.2406098844206e0)
    (0.2025664882648e0, -0.2406098844206e0)
    (0.5901186991e0, 0.e-12)
    (0.61381921075e0, 0.38808765777e0)
    (0.61381921075e0, -0.38808765777e0)
    (0.6674222202e0, 0.114928795e0)
    (0.6674222202e0, -0.114928795e0)
    (0.72033050949e0, 0.46313596916e0)
    (0.72033050949e0, -0.46313596916e0)
    (0.985960736e0, 0.e-11)
    (0.101563221e1, 0.e-12)
    (0.127890708e1, 0.e-13)
    (0.134744285e1, 0.e-14)
    (0.404319100313e1, 0.e-18)
    (0.541812795431e1, 0.e-22)
    (0.1442685695041e2, 0.e-24)

    There are multiple real solutions distributed symmetrically
    about the origin.

    A later post will give a graphical representation of this.

    Note that mpsolve, like all superlative software, is available
    for GNU/Linux only. Micro$lop users can only sit in their
    corners and drool.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@OFeem1987@teleworm.us to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Feb 1 08:31:23 2026
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    Farley Flud wrote this post by blinking in Morse code:

    MathHeads only. All others can take a flying fuck through
    a rolling doughnut. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

    <snip>

    You got anything for methheads?
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    Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools.
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