• Re: Ping Weird Fuck Feeb: you're a weird fuck yourself

    From DFS@nospam@dfs.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Fri Jan 30 14:42:50 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/28/2026 2:42 PM, Larry 'Rules for thee but not for me' Piet wrote:


    This group has been infiltrated by the weirdest fucks imaginable.
    No only are they abysmally stupid but they are WEIRD as fuck.

    My message, which I'm sure will be concurred by all sentient
    beings, is stay on topic (if that's at all possible for supreme
    weird fucks) or get the fuck out.

    Hit the road, you weird fucks.


    You post off-topic all the time, nutjob, very recently begging Joel for
    a video of him using a dildo on himself.

    I don't think Microsoft's marketing dept could've dreamt up a better
    pack of GuhNoo/Linux loser representatives than you and Joel and Rex
    Ballard and Wretched Richard Stallman.


    The Fugly Four:

    Feeb - delusional liar that worships GuhNoo and lives with Mom

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    Rex
    Ballard - transgender nutcase with extreme delusions of grandeur

    Stallman - disgusting pervert that's OK with bestiality and necrophilia
    and child sex abuse (as long as everyone is 'willing')
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  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Fri Jan 30 22:57:12 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    On 1/28/2026 2:42 PM, Larry 'Rules for thee but not for me' Piet wrote:


    This group has been infiltrated by the weirdest fucks imaginable.
    No only are they abysmally stupid but they are WEIRD as fuck.

    My message, which I'm sure will be concurred by all sentient beings, is
    stay on topic (if that's at all possible for supreme weird fucks) or
    get the fuck out.

    Hit the road, you weird fucks.


    You post off-topic all the time, nutjob, very recently begging Joel for
    a video of him using a dildo on himself.

    I don't think Microsoft's marketing dept could've dreamt up a better
    pack of GuhNoo/Linux loser representatives than you and Joel and Rex
    Ballard and Wretched Richard Stallman.

    Yay! Other people are using my terms:

    - Prescott Parasite
    - Wretched Stallman
    - Anal
    - Peter the Klöwn

    Where is Peter anyway? I need to know whether my intellect can still be compared to that of heated dirt.

    The Fugly Four:

    Feeb - delusional liar that worships GuhNoo and lives with Mom

    I am willing to bet that he hasn't lost his virginity yet.

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the
    Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're women.

    < snip >
    --
    CrudeSausage
    John 14:6
    Isaiah 48:16
    Pop_OS!
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Fri Jan 30 19:11:10 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the
    Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're women.


    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person would
    say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough knowledge of
    it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you should learn to live
    in 2026 yourself, weirdo.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 00:36:38 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the
    Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're
    women.


    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person would
    say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough knowledge of
    it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you should learn to live
    in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before the
    New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were to claim divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.
    --
    CrudeSausage
    John 14:6
    Isaiah 48:16
    Pop_OS!
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Fri Jan 30 20:09:52 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/30/26 7:36 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:
    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the
    Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're
    women.

    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person would
    say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough knowledge of
    it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you should learn to live
    in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before the
    New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were to claim divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.


    And again, I have plenty of knowledge of it, plenty to know it's a bunch
    of old hooey bullshit for Orthodox Jews and white-supremacist
    "Christians" like you, have at it.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From RonB@ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 01:53:34 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the
    Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're
    women.


    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person would
    say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough knowledge of
    it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you should learn to live
    in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before the
    New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were to claim divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.

    You have more patience with this stupidity than I do.
    --
    "Not just insane... Trump insane."
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 02:57:37 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 01:53:34 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:

    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the
    Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're
    women.


    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person
    would say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough
    knowledge of it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you should
    learn to live in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an
    encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before the
    New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were to
    claim divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.

    You have more patience with this stupidity than I do.

    Every so often, I look at the posts marked as -9999 to see what the people
    I believe to be clowns (or those who crosspost to a ton of groups) are
    saying. Every time, I regret giving a chance to Joel Crump. For his part,
    the Prescott parasite seems to be calm (until he gets our attention).
    Either way, I'm a step away from setting Pan up to auto-delete their posts again.
    --
    CrudeSausage
    John 14:6
    Isaiah 48:16
    Pop_OS!
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From RonB@ronb02NOSPAM@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 10:43:15 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 01:53:34 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:

    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the >>>>> Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're
    women.


    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person
    would say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough
    knowledge of it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you should
    learn to live in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an
    encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before the
    New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were to
    claim divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.

    You have more patience with this stupidity than I do.

    Every so often, I look at the posts marked as -9999 to see what the people
    I believe to be clowns (or those who crosspost to a ton of groups) are saying. Every time, I regret giving a chance to Joel Crump. For his part, the Prescott parasite seems to be calm (until he gets our attention).
    Either way, I'm a step away from setting Pan up to auto-delete their posts again.

    I only see his stuff via responses to his posts. That's enough for me.
    --
    "Not just insane... Trump insane."
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 13:11:26 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 10:43:15 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:

    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 01:53:34 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:

    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing >>>>>>
    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of
    the Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think
    they're women.


    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person
    would say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough
    knowledge of it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you
    should learn to live in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an
    encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before
    the New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were
    to claim divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.

    You have more patience with this stupidity than I do.

    Every so often, I look at the posts marked as -9999 to see what the
    people I believe to be clowns (or those who crosspost to a ton of
    groups) are saying. Every time, I regret giving a chance to Joel Crump.
    For his part, the Prescott parasite seems to be calm (until he gets our
    attention). Either way, I'm a step away from setting Pan up to
    auto-delete their posts again.

    I only see his stuff via responses to his posts. That's enough for me.

    Yeah, it does enough to make me lost faith in humanity that I don't feel
    like reading any more. I see Joel Crump much like I saw Jeff Relf. Both
    were weird, but at least Jeff was likeable. There is absolutely nothing to like in Crump.
    --
    CrudeSausage
    John 14:6
    Isaiah 48:16
    Pop_OS!
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From chrisv@chrisv@nospam.invalid to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 07:49:57 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    CrudeSausage wrote:

    Yay! Other people are using my terms:

    - Prescott Parasite

    You really think that you invented that one? I don't know, but it
    seems unlikely.

    - Wretched Stallman

    Unfair, for someone who has done so much good.

    - Anal

    I laughed when I first saw this, the other day.

    - Peter the Klöwn

    He was a jerk, but that made him funny.
    --
    "It was *extremely stupid*" - Peter Köhlmann, supporting chrisv's
    assessment of what Relf wrote as "stupid", proving Ezekreep and
    DumFSck to be ridiculous, lying snits. <nq6o20$e78$1@dont-email.me>
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Brock McNuggets@brock.mcnuggets@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 15:08:21 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Jan 31, 2026 at 6:49:57 AM MST, "chrisv" wrote <jb1snk94vpdvvt6to3vvc8p9egiet5e403@4ax.com>:

    CrudeSausage wrote:

    Yay! Other people are using my terms:

    - Prescott Parasite

    You really think that you invented that one? I don't know, but it
    seems unlikely.

    - Wretched Stallman

    Unfair, for someone who has done so much good.

    - Anal

    I laughed when I first saw this, the other day.

    - Peter the Klöwn

    He was a jerk, but that made him funny.

    Was? Did something happen to him?
    --
    It's impossible for someone who is at war with themselves to be at peace with you.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Brock McNuggets@brock.mcnuggets@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 15:09:05 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Jan 30, 2026 at 3:57:12 PM MST, "CrudeSausage" wrote <697d3748$0$25$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com>:

    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    On 1/28/2026 2:42 PM, Larry 'Rules for thee but not for me' Piet wrote:


    This group has been infiltrated by the weirdest fucks imaginable.
    No only are they abysmally stupid but they are WEIRD as fuck.

    My message, which I'm sure will be concurred by all sentient beings, is
    stay on topic (if that's at all possible for supreme weird fucks) or
    get the fuck out.

    Hit the road, you weird fucks.


    You post off-topic all the time, nutjob, very recently begging Joel for
    a video of him using a dildo on himself.

    I don't think Microsoft's marketing dept could've dreamt up a better
    pack of GuhNoo/Linux loser representatives than you and Joel and Rex
    Ballard and Wretched Richard Stallman.

    Yay! Other people are using my terms:

    - Prescott Parasite
    - Wretched Stallman
    - Anal
    - Peter the Klöwn

    Where is Peter anyway? I need to know whether my intellect can still be compared to that of heated dirt.

    The Fugly Four:

    Feeb - delusional liar that worships GuhNoo and lives with Mom

    I am willing to bet that he hasn't lost his virginity yet.

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the
    Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're women.

    <snip >

    How do you feel about having posts which do nothing but try to tear down those you look up to?
    --
    It's impossible for someone who is at war with themselves to be at peace with you.
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 15:10:22 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 07:49:57 -0600, chrisv wrote:

    CrudeSausage wrote:

    Yay! Other people are using my terms:

    - Prescott Parasite

    You really think that you invented that one? I don't know, but it seems unlikely.

    It was me. Peter the Klöwn would give him a long description like "Snit Michael Glasser Prescott Computer Guy" and I called him a parasite first
    (once I found out that he was on welfare and posted on Usenet instead of looking for work) before calling him The Prescott Parasite. Eventually, I borrowed Peter's long description to refer to him exclusively as "Snit
    Michael Glasser Prescott Parasite and Computer Guy."

    - Wretched Stallman

    Unfair, for someone who has done so much good.

    It was a description of the man as he presented himself to the public and
    also sounded like his real name.

    - Anal

    I laughed when I first saw this, the other day.

    - Peter the Klöwn

    He was a jerk, but that made him funny.

    Yeah, I miss being called dumber than heated dirt by him.
    --
    CrudeSausage
    John 14:6
    Isaiah 48:16
    Pop_OS!
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 11:05:16 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/30/26 8:53 PM, RonB wrote:
    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:
    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing

    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the
    Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're
    women.

    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person would
    say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough knowledge of >>> it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you should learn to live
    in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an
    encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before the
    New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were to claim >> divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.

    You have more patience with this stupidity than I do.


    What Crude wrote *is* the stupidity, but you go back to failing to read ingredient lists on store-bought peanut butter for decades before
    realizing they were full of sugar, dumb old hick.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 11:08:19 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/30/26 9:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 01:53:34 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:
    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:
    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over
    the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing >>>>>
    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of the >>>>> Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think they're
    women.

    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person
    would say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough
    knowledge of it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you should
    learn to live in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an
    encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before the
    New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were to
    claim divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.

    You have more patience with this stupidity than I do.

    Every so often, I look at the posts marked as -9999 to see what the people
    I believe to be clowns (or those who crosspost to a ton of groups) are saying. Every time, I regret giving a chance to Joel Crump. For his part,
    the Prescott parasite seems to be calm (until he gets our attention).
    Either way, I'm a step away from setting Pan up to auto-delete their posts again.


    And yet who brought up the "Torah"? Was that me, or YOU? Dumbshit.
    Cracker. Retard. You should seriously kill yourself.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 11:26:40 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/31/26 8:11 AM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 10:43:15 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:
    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 01:53:34 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:
    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:
    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over >>>>>>>> the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing >>>>>>>
    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of >>>>>>> the Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think
    they're women.

    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person
    would say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough
    knowledge of it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you
    should learn to live in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an
    encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before
    the New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were >>>>> to claim divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.

    You have more patience with this stupidity than I do.

    Every so often, I look at the posts marked as -9999 to see what the
    people I believe to be clowns (or those who crosspost to a ton of
    groups) are saying. Every time, I regret giving a chance to Joel Crump.
    For his part, the Prescott parasite seems to be calm (until he gets our
    attention). Either way, I'm a step away from setting Pan up to
    auto-delete their posts again.

    I only see his stuff via responses to his posts. That's enough for me.

    Yeah, it does enough to make me lost faith in humanity that I don't feel
    like reading any more. I see Joel Crump much like I saw Jeff Relf. Both
    were weird, but at least Jeff was likeable. There is absolutely nothing to like in Crump.


    No, retard, there's nothing to like in *you*. You are Satan-spawn human garbage. You expect me, your words, to "know the Torah". The fucking
    Torah, not the Gospels, the Torah. KILL YOURSELF! KILL YOURSELF! YOUR
    LIFE HAS LESS THAN NO MEANING!!!
    --
    Joel W. Crump
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From chrisv@chrisv@nospam.invalid to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 12:01:39 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    CrudeSausage wrote:

    - Wretched Stallman

    Unfair, for someone who has done so much good.

    It was a description of the man as he presented himself to the public and >also sounded like his real name.

    Ahh, I missed that Wretched sounds like Richard. I guess that makes
    it an OK term for him.
    --
    "You have no reason whatsoever to doubt my word." - DumFSck, lying shamelessly
    --- Synchronet 3.21b-Linux NewsLink 1.2
  • From pothead@pothead@snakebite.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 23:53:28 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-01-31, Joel W. Crump <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 1/31/26 8:11 AM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 10:43:15 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:
    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 01:53:34 -0000 (UTC), RonB wrote:
    On 2026-01-31, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 19:11:10 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:
    On 1/30/26 5:57 PM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:42:50 -0500, DFS wrote:

    Joel - delusional wackjob on welfare - plans to 'take over >>>>>>>>> the presidency' - believes 'girlcock' is a real thing >>>>>>>>
    He also believes that he is Christ despite having no knowledge of >>>>>>>> the Torah and being unappealing to everyone but men who think
    they're women.

    "No knowledge of the Torah" - yet another phrase no normal person >>>>>>> would say, from this freak of nature CrudeSausage. I have enough >>>>>>> knowledge of it to know I don't give a flying fuck, Crude, you
    should learn to live in 2026 yourself, weirdo.

    The reason people called Jesus Christ "rabbi" is because he had an >>>>>> encyclopedia knowledge of the holy book already in existence before >>>>>> the New Testament was written. If a flaming faggot like yourself were >>>>>> to claim divinity, that would be a pre-requisite.

    You have more patience with this stupidity than I do.

    Every so often, I look at the posts marked as -9999 to see what the
    people I believe to be clowns (or those who crosspost to a ton of
    groups) are saying. Every time, I regret giving a chance to Joel Crump. >>>> For his part, the Prescott parasite seems to be calm (until he gets our >>>> attention). Either way, I'm a step away from setting Pan up to
    auto-delete their posts again.

    I only see his stuff via responses to his posts. That's enough for me.

    Yeah, it does enough to make me lost faith in humanity that I don't feel
    like reading any more. I see Joel Crump much like I saw Jeff Relf. Both
    were weird, but at least Jeff was likeable. There is absolutely nothing to >> like in Crump.


    No, retard, there's nothing to like in *you*. You are Satan-spawn human garbage. You expect me, your words, to "know the Torah". The fucking Torah, not the Gospels, the Torah. KILL YOURSELF! KILL YOURSELF! YOUR LIFE HAS LESS THAN NO MEANING!!!

    What would Jesus say about you lying with a man as a woman?

    "Leviticus 18:22 states: "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination." This verse prohibits male-male sexual relations, describing the act as an "abomination"—a term used in the Hebrew Bible to denote something deeply offensive to God's moral order.

    Leviticus 20:13 reinforces this command, declaring: "If a man lies with a man as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They must surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." This passage prescribes the death penalty for such acts under ancient Israelite law.

    These verses are part of the Holiness Code in Leviticus, which outlines moral and ritual boundaries for the Israelites. The prohibition is often interpreted in Christian and Jewish traditions as a condemnation of homosexual acts, particularly penetrative sex between men.

    Cross-references include:

    Romans 1:26–27, which describes same-sex relations as a consequence of rejecting God.
    1 Corinthians 6:9–10, listing "men who practice homosexuality" among those who will not inherit the kingdom of God.
    Genesis 19:4–5, referencing Sodom’s attempted homosexual assault, often linked to divine judgment.
    Modern interpretations vary widely. Some scholars emphasize historical and cultural context, noting that ancient Israelite laws were part of a broader religious and societal framework. Others argue for a more inclusive reading, highlighting God’s redemptive love and the possibility of transformation through faith.

    Ultimately, the biblical text clearly prohibits male-male sexual relations in these passages, labeling them as abominations and, in Leviticus 20:13, warranting capital punishment under the Mosaic Law. "
    --
    pothead
    Give a Democrat a fish and he'll eat all day.
    Teach a Democrat to fish and......
    He'll steal your rod
    Take your wallet
    Assault the fish &
    Blame Trump.

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  • From DFS@nospam@dfs.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 19:03:36 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/31/2026 10:10 AM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 07:49:57 -0600, chrisv wrote:

    CrudeSausage wrote:

    Yay! Other people are using my terms:

    - Prescott Parasite

    You really think that you invented that one? I don't know, but it seems
    unlikely.

    It was me.


    The first to refer to Snit as a 'parasite' was Sinister Midget in July 2011


    dvdbuster9 said "parasite snit Michael Glasser The Prescott Computer Guy
    from Prescott Arizona" in Jan 2014


    Slimer said "parasite [lower case] from Prescott" Apr 2014


    The first use of 'Prescott Parasite' is from Jim Polaski in Sep 2016:

    "It even looks like 'The Prescott Parasite'."

    But those quote marks suggest someone else coined the exact term.



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  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Feb 1 01:13:32 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 19:03:36 -0500, DFS wrote:

    On 1/31/2026 10:10 AM, CrudeSausage wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 07:49:57 -0600, chrisv wrote:

    CrudeSausage wrote:

    Yay! Other people are using my terms:

    - Prescott Parasite

    You really think that you invented that one? I don't know, but it
    seems unlikely.

    It was me.


    The first to refer to Snit as a 'parasite' was Sinister Midget in July
    2011

    Then he preceded me by two years. I think I got here in 2013.

    dvdbuster9 said "parasite snit Michael Glasser The Prescott Computer Guy
    from Prescott Arizona" in Jan 2014


    Slimer said "parasite [lower case] from Prescott" Apr 2014


    The first use of 'Prescott Parasite' is from Jim Polaski in Sep 2016:

    "It even looks like 'The Prescott Parasite'."

    But those quote marks suggest someone else coined the exact term.

    Ah well, that's too bad. I was sure I came up with it.
    --
    CrudeSausage
    John 14:6
    Isaiah 48:16
    Pop_OS!
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  • From rbowman@bowman@montana.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Feb 1 02:53:42 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 11:08:19 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    And yet who brought up the "Torah"? Was that me, or YOU? Dumbshit.
    Cracker. Retard. You should seriously kill yourself.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcion_of_Sinope#Teachings

    Marcion had the right idea. Leave the Old Testament for the Jews because
    it's a brand new day. I don't know why he was so fond of the failed
    rabbinical student who had the epiphany that he could run a new scam about somebody he never met.

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  • From rbowman@bowman@montana.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Feb 1 02:57:05 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 11:05:16 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    What Crude wrote *is* the stupidity, but you go back to failing to read ingredient lists on store-bought peanut butter for decades before
    realizing they were full of sugar, dumb old hick.

    Don't forget the hydrogenated vegetable oil. Brands like Jif are Crisco
    with sugar and peanut flavoring.

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  • From DFS@nospam@dfs.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 22:09:51 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/31/2026 9:57 PM, rbowman wrote:
    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 11:05:16 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    What Crude wrote *is* the stupidity, but you go back to failing to read
    ingredient lists on store-bought peanut butter for decades before
    realizing they were full of sugar, dumb old hick.

    Don't forget the hydrogenated vegetable oil. Brands like Jif are Crisco
    with sugar and peanut flavoring.


    They're 90%+ peanuts, per the FDA standard.


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  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Jan 31 22:16:35 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/31/26 6:53 PM, pothead wrote:

    No, retard, there's nothing to like in *you*. You are Satan-spawn human
    garbage. You expect me, your words, to "know the Torah". The fucking
    Torah, not the Gospels, the Torah. KILL YOURSELF! KILL YOURSELF! YOUR
    LIFE HAS LESS THAN NO MEANING!!!

    What would Jesus say about you lying with a man as a woman?

    <snip things Jesus did not say>


    Try again, pothead, Jesus didn't write the Bible. Knowing such a basic
    fact would help, next time.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
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  • From pothead@pothead@snakebite.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Feb 1 03:22:44 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-02-01, Joel W. Crump <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 1/31/26 6:53 PM, pothead wrote:

    No, retard, there's nothing to like in *you*. You are Satan-spawn human >>> garbage. You expect me, your words, to "know the Torah". The fucking
    Torah, not the Gospels, the Torah. KILL YOURSELF! KILL YOURSELF! YOUR >>> LIFE HAS LESS THAN NO MEANING!!!

    What would Jesus say about you lying with a man as a woman?

    <snip things Jesus did not say>


    Try again, pothead, Jesus didn't write the Bible. Knowing such a basic
    fact would help, next time.

    Of course he didn't. He was long gone at that point.
    I never claimed he did.

    <https://www.blueletterbible.org/Comm/stewart_don/faq/bible-difficulties/question32-did-jesus-believe-scriptures-without-error.cfm>

    So if YOU believe you are the son of God, then what do YOU believe?
    What religion do you practice, or do you just make it up as you go?
    --
    pothead
    Give a Democrat a fish and he'll eat all day.
    Teach a Democrat to fish and......
    He'll steal your rod
    Take your wallet
    Assault the fish &
    Blame Trump.

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  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Feb 1 13:29:11 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1 Feb 2026 02:57:05 GMT, rbowman wrote:

    On Sat, 31 Jan 2026 11:05:16 -0500, Joel W. Crump wrote:

    What Crude wrote *is* the stupidity, but you go back to failing to read
    ingredient lists on store-bought peanut butter for decades before
    realizing they were full of sugar, dumb old hick.

    Don't forget the hydrogenated vegetable oil. Brands like Jif are Crisco
    with sugar and peanut flavoring.

    What I can say for sure is that if I consume peanut butter, I am
    guaranteed to have heart burn. The ingredients on there are definitely troublesome, and I won't be eating as much as I used to.
    --
    CrudeSausage
    John 14:6
    Isaiah 48:16
    Pop_OS!
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  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Feb 1 14:43:47 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 1/31/26 10:22 PM, pothead wrote:

    No, retard [CrudeSausage], there's nothing to like in *you*. You are Satan-spawn human
    garbage. You expect me, your words, to "know the Torah". The fucking >>>> Torah, not the Gospels, the Torah. KILL YOURSELF! KILL YOURSELF! YOUR >>>> LIFE HAS LESS THAN NO MEANING!!!

    What would Jesus say about you lying with a man as a woman?

    <snip things Jesus did not say>


    Try again, pothead, Jesus didn't write the Bible. Knowing such a basic
    fact would help, next time.

    Of course he didn't. He was long gone at that point.
    I never claimed he did.


    Uh huh but you quoted things not from him as if it was him.


    <https://www.blueletterbible.org/Comm/stewart_don/faq/bible-difficulties/question32-did-jesus-believe-scriptures-without-error.cfm>

    So if YOU believe you are the son of God, then what do YOU believe?
    What religion do you practice, or do you just make it up as you go?


    If you understand the context of what Jesus said, it all computes with
    how I see things, which has a lot to do with having read and discerned
    what he said, where others totally lose the plot because they are
    reading on a far lower level, so if Jesus says he didn't come to cancel
    the law they think it means the law is validated, well he didn't *say*
    that, *listen* *carefully*, he said correctly that Judaism wasn't going anywhere. It didn't. They even made a country for the kikes to call
    their own, displacing Arab Christians even (admittedly a minority, but nevertheless it's interesting how cracker "Christianity" never seems to
    treat all "Christians" the same, much less non-Christians). So, if you
    want a new Jesus who validates racist Satanists posing as Christians,
    I'm not your guy. If you want someone who really is that person, has
    that soul, then for better or worse I am your guy, whether you believe
    it today or not, whether you like it or not, you have no choice, the alternative is nuclear Armageddon. That's the road Trump is taking us
    down, if you're into that, ok Nazi.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
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  • From pothead@pothead@snakebite.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Feb 1 21:16:16 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-02-01, Joel W. Crump <joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 1/31/26 10:22 PM, pothead wrote:

    No, retard [CrudeSausage], there's nothing to like in *you*. You are Satan-spawn human
    garbage. You expect me, your words, to "know the Torah". The fucking >>>>> Torah, not the Gospels, the Torah. KILL YOURSELF! KILL YOURSELF! YOUR >>>>> LIFE HAS LESS THAN NO MEANING!!!

    What would Jesus say about you lying with a man as a woman?

    <snip things Jesus did not say>


    Try again, pothead, Jesus didn't write the Bible. Knowing such a basic
    fact would help, next time.

    Of course he didn't. He was long gone at that point.
    I never claimed he did.


    Uh huh but you quoted things not from him as if it was him.

    It's God's word.
    That includes the holy trinity.



    <https://www.blueletterbible.org/Comm/stewart_don/faq/bible-difficulties/question32-did-jesus-believe-scriptures-without-error.cfm>

    So if YOU believe you are the son of God, then what do YOU believe?
    What religion do you practice, or do you just make it up as you go?


    If you understand the context of what Jesus said,

    snip------ You're high as a kite again Joel aren't you?
    --
    pothead
    Give a Democrat a fish and he'll eat all day.
    Teach a Democrat to fish and......
    He'll steal your rod
    Take your wallet
    Assault the fish &
    Blame Trump.

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  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sun Feb 1 16:49:03 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2/1/26 4:16 PM, pothead wrote:

    What would Jesus say about you lying with a man as a woman?

    <snip things Jesus did not say>


    Try again, pothead, Jesus didn't write the Bible. Knowing such a basic >>>> fact would help, next time.

    Of course he didn't. He was long gone at that point.
    I never claimed he did.

    Uh huh but you quoted things not from him as if it was him.

    It's God's word.
    That includes the holy trinity.


    You really are a kook at times. You admitted that Jesus wasn't the
    author of the Bible, and guess what, nothing you quoted was from one of
    the sons from before him either, it's a compilation of books from many authors, it's not "God's word" in some unifying sense. That was always
    a myth. That was always foolishness, in fact, when you read some of the incredibly superstitious and violent things in the OT.

    Again: you snipped below because you're too slow to debate, but really,
    Jesus does talk real shit in the Gospels and it does relate to myself
    and our times. It's not hard to find, it's in plain text, available
    free on the Web. And we've talked about who my dad was, and my initials
    being JC, literally Jesus himself is quoted as saying that God the
    Father gives *me* his "seal of approval". A lot of people don't like
    me, but it's my job to make them not like me. Jesus wasn't trying to be popular, either. So figure it the fuck out.


    <https://www.blueletterbible.org/Comm/stewart_don/faq/bible-difficulties/question32-did-jesus-believe-scriptures-without-error.cfm>

    So if YOU believe you are the son of God, then what do YOU believe?
    What religion do you practice, or do you just make it up as you go?

    If you understand the context of what Jesus said,

    snip------ You're high as a kite again Joel aren't you?


    I have more intellect when I'm on drugs than you will die with.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
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