• Perform fellatio on my feces-covered penis for $62.09

    From bill_wilson@bill_w@aol.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Mon Dec 8 14:34:49 2025
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    Its a true bargain. If you can prove you are
    a Linux Fanboi, I will defecate in your mouth for free.
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