Here are a number of taglines that I've garnered from emails sent to me.
The long tags are formatted for TMNICE long tags so they split two
lines.
Enjoy!
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year -- not to cause any/ntrouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation/ntowards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling/nlike the passengers in his car.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive,/nthey would eventually find me attractive.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for/nfreedom, until
they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body. And/nmen are so polite
they only look at the covered parts.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra/n weight,live longer than the men who mention it.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked/nat your X and wondered Y?
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross/nthe ocean to fight
for democracy, but won't cross the street to vot
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like/nsomeone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few/nweeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge o
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance./nWe'll see about that. I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my/nname on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and /nslam them on the ground for maximum damage.
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a/ncouple of payments.
Al Kaiser n1api@cox.net <=-
.!. Gort! Dekato prosk!
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