From Al Kaiser@1:2320/100 to All on Tue Jan 24 17:50:34 2017
Here are a number of taglines that I've garnered from emails sent to me.
The long tags are formatted for TMNICE long tags so they split two
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year -- not to cause any/ntrouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation/ntowards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling/nlike the passengers in his car.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive,/nthey would eventually find me attractive.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for/nfreedom, until
they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body. And/nmen are so polite
they only look at the covered parts.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra/n weight,live longer than the men who mention it.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked/nat your X and wondered Y?
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross/nthe ocean to fight
for democracy, but won't cross the street to vot
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like/nsomeone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few/nweeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge o
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance./nWe'll see about that. I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my/nname on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and /nslam them on the ground for maximum damage.
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a/ncouple of payments.
.!. Gort! Dekato prosk!
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From Al Kaiser@1:142/926 to All on Sun Mar 11 20:15:07 2018
A bunch of New Tags. Enjoy and feel free to purloin.
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it? If poison expires is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, and scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". (It does fall on a Tuesday)
100 years ago a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town. The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that.