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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:45:16 2016
    We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you.
    We child-proofed our house 3 years ago, but they are still getting in.
    We choose our joys and our sorrows long before we experience them.
    We come UNARMED...... this time!
    We conquered outer space but not inner space.
    We consume, by the truckload, toxic contraband.
    We consume, what most of civilized Europe considers toxic contraband.
    We could buy all kinds of important things, like... Love! - Homer
    We could defeat gravity if not for the paperwork involved.
    We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure. -Nixon
    We could easily turn men into a slave race..or do hair. -Sally, 3rd Rock
    We could have made it bigger. But why?
    We could know where we are on the map except for all these trees!
    We could never replace you - we don't know what you ARE!
    We could really bust some heads - in a spiritual sense, of course.
    We could sit and talk about this all night long.
    We create our own realities.
    We create our own reality according to our beliefs.
    We danced and we sang in the street and the church bells rang.
    We decided to get together and destroy you, and your little dog too!
    We demand a complete and total absence of solid facts.
    We demand peaceful relations or we blow up your planet.
    "We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!" - Douglas Adams
    We demand that we may, or may not, be Philosophers.
    We deny the allegations, and defy the allegator!
    We deserve all of the government that we can't handle.
    We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing!
    We didn't do it...Nobody saw us...Ya can't prove it!!!
    We didn't get to be the air-conditioning capitol of America by luck.
    We didn't have MTV. We went to concerts and smoked dope.
    We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi
    We didn't send the Best and Brightest to D.C.
    We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been.
    We die only once, and for such a long time.
    We digitized the images, therefore it's virtual reality.
    We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam alot.
    We do get outta hand occasionally and then we just get nekkid.
    We do have to be careful about preserving the fabric of reality.
    We do it for the Halibut.
    We do it our way ... your way is irrelevant.
    We do not accept reservations...but we do honor dibs.
    We do not have censorship just limits on what newspapers can report.
    We do not inherit the land, we borrow it from our children.
    We do not know 1 millionth of one percent about anything.
    We do not mourn the loss of those who die fulfilling their destinies.
    We do not need to Child-Proof America!
    We do not recognize our souls until they are in pain.
    We do not refer to the Holy Trinity as Big Daddy, Junior & the Spook.
    We do not remember days; we remember moments.
    We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.
    We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
    We do not want a thing because we reason; we find reasons for a thing.
    We do not want sleazy underthings for christmas... Give us money.
    We don't attend parties. We just crash 'em! - Calvin
    We don't believe in miracles - we rely on them.
    We DON'T brainwash you, now stand up and repeat after me.
    We don't buy beer - we rent it.
    We don't care about posterity; we want it to sound good right now.
    We don't care how they do it in New York.
    We don't care HOW you do things up north.
    We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles. - Mark
    We don't care. We don't have to. We're Microsoft!
    We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Feds.
    We don't care. We don't have to. We're The Phone Company!
    We don't communicate? I faxed you a reply to your recorded message!
    We don't consider even one life petty. - Riker
    We don't cotton to you sick nudist types around here.
    We don't `demand' respect we *command* it.
    We don't disembowel Bambi live the way coyotes do, we shoot him first.
    We don't DO drugs - we TAKE them.
    We don't do god[s], tyrant[s], hatred[s], or family value[s] here.
    We don't do no dups!
    We don't get to know people when they come to us; we must go to them.
    We don't get to live happily ever after.
    We don't give a damn how they do it Outside.
    We don't have no 3.5's here!
    We don't have Sarcasm on our planet.
    We don't joke in the CIA. - Col. Flagg
    We don't kill people because they're bad; we do it because *we're* bad.
    We don't know...
    We don't know who discovered water, but we are certain it wasn't a fish.
    We don't know who discovered water but we're sure it's not the fish.
    We don't know yet about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius
    We don't lie, we deny (that UFO's exist). -U.S. Govt
    We don't like none o' that kissy stuff when it don't include no cattle.
    We don't like sissies in this neck of the woods.
    We don't like to talk about it.
    We don't make mistakes! - Tax Man
    We don't make sense, but we do like pizza.
    We don't make this stuff up, we don't have too!
    We don't morally censor, we just want the money.
    We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types.
    We don't need an extra down.
    We don't need another domestic spy agency. We have the music industry.
    We don't need no stinkin' patches!
    We don't need no thought control .... -Floyd
    We don't negotiate with thangs!
    We don't often get to play with anything as stupid as a dung beetle.
    We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the pro.
    We don't see many "<g>"s from you. I'm honored! <g>
    We don't serve women here. Bring your own.
    We don't serve women. You have to bring your own.
    We don't take no $#@* from a machine! Ooops... (Bzzt!..)
    We don't take Visa. Just your first born child will do fine. :)
    We don't use straws in combat, fellah. - Worf
    We don't usually thank food dispensers. * Geordi
    We don't want any adventures here, thank you. - Bilbo Baggins
    We don't want to buy any.
    We don't want you to pray for us...we want you to pray TO us.
    We do number some bizarre extremists among our ranks.
    We do precision guesswork.
    We do some things for money, and anything for glory.
    We do the right thing more often accidentally than on purpose.
    We do. We are. What more is there?
    We do what we can but it's never enough.
    We do what we can to battle the evil that would otherwise destroy us.
    We drink and we die and continue to drink - Leary.
    We drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola.
    We drive on parkways and park on driveways.
    We dug her up and gave her a screen test.
    We dump Silverfoot, and we get SON of Silverfoot...Only in TEXAS!!! ;*)
    We each pay a fabulous price for our visions of paradise -Rush
    We Earth people do not do that.
    We easily forget crimes that are known only to ourselves.
    We eat and drink while tomorrow we die.
    We eat fish and fish eat us.
    We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!
    Weeds! No, that is my vineyard! Ever heard of dandelion wine?
    Weeds? No, that is my vineyard! Ever heard of dandelion wine? ;)
    Wee-fish ewe a mare-egrets mas...panda tabby gnu deer.
    Weekend specials....... aren't!
    We embrace eccentricity in New Orleans.
    We end our lives as moles in the dark of dawn patrol.
    We faced a crisis in our earlier nuclear age.
    We fall in love with a personality but we must live with a character.
    We fear change. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
    We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them.
    We feed our baby onions so we can find it in the dark.
    We find in life exactly what we put in to it.
    We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
    We found a Ethiopian, can we keep him? - Cartman Sure hon. - Mom
    We found a witch, might we burn her?
    We found the wisdom not to destroy ourselves.
    We get some kind of weather here nearly every day.
    We get too soon old, too late smart.
    We get ulcers by mountain-climbing over mole-hills!
    We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it.
    We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain. - William Alger
    We give nothing as willingly as our advice.
    We give women money to have more children.
    We got a situation where someone's got a button connected to a bomb!
    We got a virus here!!!!!
    We got Cartman's pig so we can splice its genes with my elephant.-Kyle
    We got computers. We're tappin' phone lines.
    We got great weather here tonight under the dome! - Announcer
    We got guns! We're better than you!
    We got guts! Yes we do! We got guts! How 'bout you?
    We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout. -- June Carter Cash
    We got no troubles, life is de bubbles.
    We got plenty of youth - What we REALLY need is a Fountain of Smart!
    We got Puritans, Aussies got convicts. They got the better deal.
    We gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do.
    We gotta hang together or hang separately.
    We got the money!! Now, where are the naked women?
    We grow because we struggle, learn and overcome.
    We grow neither better nor worse as we get old but more like ourselves.
    We guarantee SPEEDY SERVICE......... no matter how long it takes !
    We had a meeting of the minds, but mine didn't show up.
    We had a need to feel the thunder.
    We had a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.
    We had only two problems this time: strategy and execution.
    We had our moment in the sun.
    We had the tools...WE HAD THE TALENT!
    We had to forcibly restrain Kevin during the rum tasting.
    We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
    We has met the enemy, and he is us. Pogo
    We hate all music, especially rap.
    We hate more passionately than we love.
    We have 35 million laws trying to enforce 10 commandments.
    We have a blind date with destiny & it looks like she ordered lobster.
    We have a hormonal relationship.
    We have all the rights in the world - until we try to use them.
    We have a permanent plan for the time being.
    We have a proud tradition of accepting only large bribes.
    We have art that we do not die of the truth. - Nietzsche
    We have a two party system: US vs Them.
    We have captured your president. He was delicious.
    We have come to assimilate your lager!
    We have confused the free with the free and easy.
    We have dust bunnies for pets!
    We have enough scientists; we need more hunchbacks, Igor.
    We have enough weirdness here without having to import it - M. Pollard
    "We have every reason to be afraid."
    We have examined Sol III. No intelligent lifeforms.
    We have finished the job, what shall we do with the tools.
    We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
    We have found all life forms in the galaxy are capable of superior.
    We have found a witch! May we burn her?
    We have found that research causes cancer in mice.
    We have found the enemy and he is us.
    We have four seasons: Tornado, Drought, Mud and Hell Freezing Over.
    We have harmony, complete peace. Elias Sandoval
    We have here the latest in primitive technology.
    We have just enough religion to hate, but not enough to love - J. Swift
    We have lost the time that was so hard to find.
    We have lots of criminal lawyers. We just haven't convicted any yet.
    We have loved, burned by fate...
    We have message sign the likes with which even God has never seen!
    We have met the enemy, and he is us... P. Possum
    We have met the enemy and they is us.
    We have movie sign!!!
    We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
    We have no choice but to believe in free will.
    We have no free press any more. It is bought and paid for.
    We have no king but Caesar!
    We have no more surprises.
    We have no need for ancient ways, our world is doing fine.: Rush
    We have no need or want. Elias Sanoval
    We have no other industry. Sobi
    We have no rights here anymore; only privileges.
    We have no "rights" here; only privileges.
    We have normality. Dealing with it is your problem.
    We have normality, I repeat, we have normality. (Whatever that is.)
    We have no script, why bother to rehearse? Animaniacs
    We have no solution, but we sure admire the problem.
    We have no taste, but we like you.
    We have not demanded that BOTH sexes equally share the hazardous jobs.
    We have not fit men for the times. John Adams
    We have nothing to be proud of but everything to be thankful for.
    We have nothing to fear but fear itself or maybe a vengeful maniac.
    We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That's enough.
    We have not inherited the earth, but borrowed it.
    We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have. - Margaret Mead
    We haven't got a clue, but we are working on the problem!
    We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
    We haven't heard the Devil's side. God wrote all the books.
    We have obtained a restraining order against him.
    We have offered you a gift beyond all other gifts.
    We have only 2 things to worry about: That things will never get back.
    We have only one person to blame, and that's each other. Barry Beck
    We have quite enough youth...how about a fountain of smart?
    We have reached total coolness.
    We have resumed control... we have resumed control.
    We have sex for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
    We have some very expensive spy satellites that they don't know about.
    We have standards around here and expect you not to exceed them.
    We have the best Congress that money can buy.
    We have the best Senate that money can buy.
    We have the technology, we just don't know how to use it!
    We have to get the status quo back to what it was before.
    We have to protect our own.
    We have to reinvent the wheel every once in a while.
    We have trucks because gun racks don't fit in Daddy's Olds.
    We have two ears and one tongue, use them likewise.
    We have two sorts of pies: undercooked and overcooked.
    We have used the Bible as if it were a constable's handbook.
    We have ways to make you talk.
    We hAvE yOuR mArS pRoBe. We WaNt 1 bIlIiOn CrEdItS iN 24 Hrs.- Aliens
    We have you surrounded, don't make us play rock & roll!
    We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH?
    We just had a lover's spatula.
    We just wanna get our damned mail through... is that a crime?
    We knew what we wanted, we took it believing it free.
    We know accurately only when we know little.
    We know how to behave, we've had lessons.
    We Know How To Take Care Of Filthy Little Beasts Like You!
    We know the power of the pod.
    We know the speed of light, but what's the speed of dark?
    We know too much and feel too little. - Bertrand Russell
    We know what we are, but not what we may be.
    We laughed, we sang, we danced far into the night.
    Welcome to Marvin. Newbie in good standing ;*)
    Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!
    Welcome to the Great White North. Now go home, Whiteman!
    We learn by our mistakes, why do I make so many?
    We learn from experience we never learn from experience.
    We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.
    We like to catalog our stupidity for future reference.
    We live by faith, not by sight.
    We lived for days on nothing but food and water. - W. C. Fields
    We live for one thing only, 1's and 0's and all that they create.
    We live in a quiet neighborhood - they all use silencers.
    Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
    Well aren't you just a fun filled lollipop triple dipped in psycho.
    Well, back to the old drawing board.
    Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
    Well done! is better than well said!
    Well done is better than well said. - Benjamin Franklin
    We'll have fun fun fun till the sysop takes the Echo away.
    Well, I don't eat animals 'cause plants are easier to catch.
    Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
    Well, if I didn't know better I'd say you all were ready to save some lives. Well, I finally got my own thread. I think I'm ready, Mr. DeMille.
    Well I'll be RAM'ed
    Well! I'm impressed.
    Well I'm standing in front of the grill when they're lying on it.
    Well, I reject your reality and substitute my own! - Paul Bradford, The Dungeonmaster
    Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test.
    Well, it seemed like the thing to do at the time.
    Well, of course armed peasants tend to be uppity!
    Well said, 'nuff said. DIE THREAD, DIE!!!!
    Well there's Spam, egg, sausage & Spam. That's not got MUCH Spam in it.
    Well, we all need a hobby. And it does keep me out the saloons.
    "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea."
    We look, but don't see, We listen, but don't hear.
    We love others better when we better love ourselves.
    We made civilization to impress our girl friends. - Orson Wells
    We made too many wrong mistakes. - Yogi Berra
    We make it up as we go along.
    We make our own fortunes and call them fate.
    We make so much sense around here it's frightening!
    We make war that we may live in peace.
    We may be alone or not; either way, the thought is staggering.
    We may be as good as we please, if we please to be good.
    We may be human, but we're still animals.
    We may be lost but we're making great time!
    We may have cheaper money than the States but dammit we're better.
    We meet with friends, we talk carcinogens.
    We men can sum up what we know about women in one word - nothing.
    We might just fall in love and it may be tonite.
    We might not live to see yesterday!
    We might remind cats that our ancestors wore theirs.
    We most firmly believe what we least know.
    We move to Camp David and hide. They can't get in there. H. Haldeman
    We must all band together and be non-conformists.
    We must all make sacrifices. You may be next.
    We must be devious, cunning, inventive... too bad we're us.
    We must be doing something right.
    We must be governed by reason, not ruled by religion.
    We must be GOVERNED by reason, not RULED by religion.
    We must believe in free will - we have no choice.
    We must be mad. Nice day for it.
    We must cultivate our garden. - Voltaire
    We must dare, we must dare again, and always dare.
    We must hang together, or surely we will hang separately.
    We must kill the strangers.
    We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him. - Napoleon
    We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
    We must live UNITED lest we die IGNITED!
    We must maintain our credibility with management.
    We must make him suffer. - Dilbert
    We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. - Murrow
    We must preserve our vital bodily fluids.
    We must really be desperate for something to talk about. Sheesh!
    We must remember the First Amendment which protects any shrill jackass.
    We must suit our behaviour to the occasion. - M.de Cervantes
    We must take America back, put an end to all the crap.
    We must take certain liberties in the name of freedom.
    We must tell it, teach it, live it, breathe it [Chili]. - C. Heston
    We named our baby Teeny. We'd call him Martini but he isn't dry enough.
    We need Abe Lincoln now more than ever!
    We need a little political house cleaning like France's 1788 mop up.
    We need a more permanent solution to our problem!
    We need a new cosmology. New sacraments. New gods. Another drink.
    We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
    We need guns, really Big guns !
    We need more power! Can you give us any more?
    We need more unemployed politicians.
    We need new dreams tonight - U2
    We need stupidity flags.
    We need the Federal Government like a fish needs a bicycle.
    We need the poor...who else would clean up our mess?
    We need wilderness because we are wild animals.
    We never appreciate what we have, until it's taken away!
    We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older.
    We never know the value of water till the well is dry.
    We never know whether we are victors or whether we are defeated.
    We never live; we are always in the expectation of living. - Voltaire
    We never think before we light the fuse.
    We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
    We often fear the thing we want the most.
    We often treat our world as though we had a spare in the trunk!
    We only let you use the software. We don't say it works.
    We only publish writers with well-known names. - Great, mine's Smith!
    We ought never do wrong when people are looking. - Mark Twain
    We ought to ban lawyers from reproducing.
    We paranoids are not mad, we just have better information.
    We paranoids DO have enemies!
    We plan more, but accomplish less.
    We practice anarchy, but we do it by the rules.
    We preserve our freedom using three boxes: ballot, jury, and cartridge.
    We print the news WE think you need to be told.
    We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
    We promise that this product will work until it doesn't.
    We put the "k" in "kwality."
    We put the psycho in psychobiology.
    We ran out of turkey so we stuffed fundies.
    We really are a bunch of classless bastards.
    We really don't care HOW you did it in California.
    We're entering a new year, which according to my calculations, is 2005.
    We regard matrimony as a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
    "We're gonna find 'em, then we're gonna kill 'em." - CJCS
    We're investigating you to find out why you don't trust the government.
    We're not evil; we're the dark side of good.
    We Reserve the Right to Arm Bears!
    We Reserve the right to refuse to serve you.
    We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
    We're talking about sex, right? - Simpson, Homer
    We're young, we're gifted and we're nerds!
    We ride the heat of passion like a comet burning bright.
    We said you'd get your money back, we didn't say when.
    We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
    We seek the Chili Grail!
    We seek the Grail!
    We seek the truth, and will endure the consequences.
    We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules.
    We seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking too much.
    We select a possibility and we walk until we reach it.
    We shall never forget and never forgive.
    We shall see who I drag screaming to Hell with me.
    We shape our meals; thereafter they shape us.
    We should all plant some trees we'll never sit under.
    We should believe in something; I believe I'll have a beer.
    We should eliminate doubt, I think.
    We should FLEE IN TERROR. YES, THAT would be the WISEST COURSE.
    We should forgive our enemies - after they've been taken out and shot!
    We should go metric every inch of the way!
    We should have cake on our birthday and fudge on our age.
    We should not allow that poster to breed.
    We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners.
    We should take from the past its fires, not its ashes.
    We should take pride in our mediocrity - Calvin
    We should weep for men at their birth, not their death.
    We snack on danger and dine on death.
    "Wesolych Swiat i Do Szczesliwego Nowego Roku!" - Polish Christmas
    We spared no expense.
    We speak Kiwi and we know what we're talking about except when we don't.
    We spend billions on games of chance, not including weddings.
    We split household chores. I dry the dishes. My wife sweeps them up!
    We start out wet, hungry, and naked. Your current complaint?
    We suspend our disbelief and we are entertained.
    We sweat during sex so we do not catch on fire.
    We take issue even with perfection.
    We take no interest in the affairs of others.
    We take our drugs very seriously around here!
    We take your guts & harvest your organs.
    We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
    We the People may institute a new government if required.
    We the *purple*? What the hell was that?
    We used to get much better history in the old days.
    We've added years to life not life to years.
    We've done larger things, but not better things.
    We've done "promiscuity" entendres?.... Check!
    "we've got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss right now"
    We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
    We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
    We've missed you; we'll aim better next time!
    We've seen every budget cut except the salaries of elected officials.
    We want beef in desserts - National Cattlemen's Assn.
    We want Crunchy! We want Crunchy!
    We want peaceful relations, buy our Toyotas or else!
    We want peaceful relations, or we'll blow up your country.
    We want the big guy. The guy who runs the show.
    We waste more time by 8:00 A.M. than other companies do all day.
    We waste time, so you don't have to.
    We were better off when charity was a virtue and not a tax deduction.
    We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
    We were evicted from our hole in the ground!
    We were hoping it would distract him from this evil thing.
    We weren't kissing, I was whispering in her mouth.
    We were so poor chicken soup was the water we boiled the eggs in.
    We were so poor, I had a tumble weed for a pet.
    We were so poor, one Christmas I got a battery with a note saying, "toy not included."
    We were so poor, we went to KFC to lick other people's fingers!
    We were unanimous - in fact everyone was unanimous.
    We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
    We who are about to die are taking some of you with us.
    We will conclude this deal in the traditional manner. We will have sex.
    We will control the vertical. We will control the horizontal.
    We will cross out that bridge when we come back to it later.
    We will ignore this inferior usage of the term.
    "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."
    We will trade you the French Canadians for your Mexicans.
    We wish you a new Christmas and a happy cold beer.
    We won't be amazing, we'll be amazingly amazing!
    We worshiped our cat's ancestors. His ate ours. He's never forgotten.
    We would gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
    We would know today who invented the wheel if they'd had a spokesperson.
    We write more, but learn less.
    Whaddaya get if U cross an elephant & a rhino? Elephino!
    "Whaddaya mean I'm NOT going with you?? Huh?? PLEASE??" ..Rott-tag
    Whaddaya mean you're tired of chasing me! Already? Rott-tag
    Whaddya mean you don't STAPLE diskette labels on?
    "What am I doing here?" - junior cavalryman in General Custer's ranks.
    "What an...odd way to wrap a present." - Coop
    What ARE you babbling about?
    What are you taking this so personal for? It ain't like I ratted you out to the

    What Bug! I left behind the roaches in New York!
    What can I cook without much fuss? SPAM bake would tickle all of us!
    What can one expect of a day that begins getting up in the morning?
    What did the cannibal call two hunters in a jeep? Meals on wheels!
    What did URSA major in?
    What direction is North in Australia?
    What distinguishes Man from the other beasts: financial worries.
    What DO Bartenders do on their night off?
    What does Do Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy do?
    What does eating have to do with Spam? <baffled look>
    What do restaurants do with frog arms?
    What do they put in that stuff? The FDA is investigating this.
    What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? both like a tight seal.
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