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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:45:16 2016
    What do we learn from history? That we learn nothing from history.
    What do you call an Argo in the end zone? Dead Meat.
    What do you call an Argo scoring drive? A dream.
    What do you call a Toronto Argo in the end zone? A safety.
    What do you mean "file not found"?? YOU had it last!!
    What do you mean 'I burnt the oatmeal'? That's COFFEE!!
    What do you mean I'm NUTS!!!
    What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
    What do you mean QWK? It took me hours to read!
    What do you mean? You actually read this tagline?!?
    What do you mean, you "formatted the cat"...?!?
    What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares??
    What do you take me for, a Sushi-Buffet eater?
    What drugs were necessary for you to come up with that non sequitur?
    Whatever awaits you around the corner, God is already there.
    Whatever doesn't kill me, makes me hard of hearing.
    Whatever you have, spend more! - Government Of Canada.
    What goes up does not always come down, sometimes it orbits.
    What good is a Doomsday Weapon if you keep it a secret?!
    What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
    What happens if we do it this way? . . . Oh.
    What has 4 legs and an arm? A pit bull.
    What has reality ever done for ME??
    What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real!
    What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
    What if an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?
    What if it only *seems* like verisimilitude?
    What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it is all about?
    What if there were no hypothetical questions?
    What if there were no hypothetical situations?
    What if this weren't a hypothetical question? Dave Drum, The Dim View
    "What in the hell was THAT??" - Mayor of Hiroshima, Aug 6 1945
    "What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." - Aristotle
    What is mind? No matter! What is matter? Never mind! - Homer S.
    What is "obscenity"? Whatever gets the judge excited.
    What is Shared Memory and how do I install it?
    What is the difference?.... none, except the spelling.
    What is the IRS deduction for co-dependants?
    What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS?
    What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow. -Irish Proverb
    What is this "1-lb coffee tin" of which you speak?
    What is this tiny hole in the bathroom wall for?
    What is this `Twit list' and how can I get in on it?
    What, it's Monday again? Didn't we have that *last* week?
    "What luck for the rulers that men do not think." - Adolf Hitler
    What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
    What messages? You sent me messages?? {WOOF WOOF *burp!*}
    What more do you expect? She's only made from a man's rib!
    What one fool can do, another can. -Ancient Simian Proverb
    What part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
    What's a fish with two eyes? A fiish.
    What's another word for thesaurus?
    What's got 500 balls and screws rabbits? A shotgun!
    What's not to like about wine?
    Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother.
    What sort of person asks rhetorical questions?
    What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
    What's that sizzling sound I hear? Get up! It's SPAM and eggs my dear!
    What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
    What's the difference between a dog and a fox? Five beers.
    What's the point of this whining drivel?
    What sushi bar!? That was my aquarium!
    What's with the cheese fixation?
    What's with the yogurt fixation?
    What's worse, a part missing or a part left over?
    Whattaya mean I can't logon to an active Node?
    What the &#@$ am *I* doing out HERE, in THIS weather! ;*)
    What the f___ was that? - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
    What the heck happened here??!!
    What the hell didn't happen here??!!
    "What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
    What time is it at the North Pole?
    What type of drugs was that fried egg using at the time?
    What was once a hobby is now an obsession!
    What we could really use is the separation of Bush and state.
    What we do not understand we do not possess. - Goethe
    What we have here, is a NEED to communicate!
    What we need are less needs.
    What we need is a Pizza Door and a Beer Door
    What will today's generation tell their kids they had to do without?
    What would I ever do without a friend like @FN@? ;*)
    What you allow is what will continue.
    What you are, not what you have, is what makes you rich.
    When all else fails, lower your standards.
    When all else fails, play dead.
    When all else fails, read the instructions.
    When all else fails, spend money!
    When all the meat is gone, vegan's are next on the food chain.
    When a man brings his wife a gift for no reason... there's a reason.
    When an old person dies, a library is lost.
    When betting basketball, always pick the team with the most Black guys.
    When Bush starts talking in tongues, I'm moving to Canada.
    When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
    When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat? Bv(=
    Whenever, I think about exercise, I lie down 'til the thought passes.
    When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane..
    When fear knocks at the door, answer, there will be no one there.
    When Florida roach's want in a house, they kick in the screen door!
    When God made Woman, he used the rib that holds in Man's stomach.
    When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.
    When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
    When I cook beef, the only ingredient is "beef".
    When I cook chicken, the only ingredient is "chicken."
    when *I* dream, I *always* go first class! ;*)
    When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink. - Francois Rabelais
    When I get hungry, things die.
    When I'm 70, I want to be named in a paternity suit.
    When in doubt, mumble.
    When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.
    When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.
    When I retain water, it's in a canteen.
    When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!
    When I spilled my cottage cheese, I lost my whey.
    When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest.
    When it come to giving, some people stop at nothing.
    When it's all said and done, then he tells us...
    When it's deer hunting season, I'm gonna be a duck.
    When I want to read a book, I write one. - Disraeli
    When I was a kid "Kebab" was not even a word never mind a food.
    When I was a kid we had to chisel taglines on the cave wall.
    When I was your age, we had to walk ten miles to a node...
    When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice. I mess up every thing.
    When life hands you a lemon, forget the lemonade, let's make pie!
    When man builds better mousetraps, nature builds better mice.
    When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a photo of me.
    When, oh when will all the marketers be strung up and beaten to death?
    When oh when will the advertisers finally run out of nauseating ideas?
    When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
    When preparing a dish for bedtime champagne is the best tenderizer.
    When Puns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Puns.
    When something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
    When tempted to fight fire with fire remember the Fire Dept uses water.
    When the cat and mouse agree, the grocer is ruined. -Persian proverb
    When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
    When the Gods want to punish us, they give us what we want.
    When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers. -O. Wilde
    When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
    When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -Hunter S Thompson
    When their cooking isn't unimaginative, it's downright nasty.
    When the leaves turn in the fall gather Almond Joys for the winter.
    When the mind goes blank, STOP TYPING!
    When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot. -West African
    When the plane you are on is late the one you want to catch is on time!
    When the revolution comes only the real cooks will be spared.
    When there was no meat, we ate flour.
    When the smoke alarm sounds, please gather around the table.
    When turkeys mate they think of swans.
    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
    When we allow free elections, they will elect Osama bin Laden president.
    When we talk to God: praying. When He talks to us: schizophrenic.
    When will it end? When will the global recoil kick in?
    When women could cook, men weren't vegetarians.
    When women go wrong... men go right after them! Mae West
    When you are sad, remember jumping spiders wear water drops as hats.
    When you awaken from your dream reality sets in.
    When you best have time to call the very only one other.
    When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
    When you find that you are on the side of the majority-it's time to reform
    When you investigate the unknown you never know what you will find.
    When your chocolate bar melts in the fridge... You're in Arizona!
    When you're the devil, women instantly suspect your motives. -Satan
    When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
    When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.
    When you run away from something, you're most likely to stumble.
    When you seek it, you cannot find it. <Zen saying>
    When you speak carelessly or negatively, you damage others and YOURSELF.
    When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
    When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty!
    When you work hard you can afford to play hard.
    Where am I going? And what am I doing in this hand basket?
    Where can you get a snow-bird hunting license?
    "Where does he get all those marvelous toys?" - Bush
    Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
    Where do rats go when they die * Spam knows where they go.
    Where do you get your protein from?
    Where do you go to get anorexia? - Shelly Winters
    Where is John Wilkes Booth when his country needs him!
    Where is the non-smoking lifeboat?
    Where is virgin wool from? The fastest sheep.
    Where nothing is simple, except for some of the users.
    Where's my pepper-spray?
    Where's the [ANY] key?
    Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.
    "Where the @!#?!#@ did all these Indians come from?" Gen. A. Custer
    Where the f___ are we? - Amelia Earhart, 1937
    Where there's a will... there's a relative.
    Where there's smoke there's pollution. - Neekha
    Wherever you go, there you are.
    Where we operate at a 90 degree angle to reality
    Where will YOU be during the "BIG ONE"?
    Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?
    Which way did they go!? I'm they're leader!!
    While it's important to win, it's imperative to compete.
    While trombones have tubes, trumpets prefer to wear valves.
    Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
    Whips and chains are only toys...
    Whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses.
    Whiskey to a Scot is as innocent as milk is to the rest of the world.
    White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
    Whiz on cheesesteak? Go back to Ohio, buckeye, boy!
    WHO are you? WHAT are you? Who moved the rock?
    Who brings a tale takes two away. -Irish Proverb
    Who can drink 20 ozs of carbonated brown syrup in one go & not explode?
    Who cares if a laser guided 500 lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?
    Who cares if I'm suffering from apathy.
    Whoever buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
    Whoever decided to cut taglines at 70 characters can kiss my rosy red
    Whoever decided to limit taglines to a single line can just kiss my...
    Who ever heard of fertilizing hard-boiled eggs?
    Whoever invented work ethic should be drug into the street and shot.
    Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
    Who hired all these tacky people?
    Who invited all these tacky people?
    Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
    Who is General Failure and why's he reading my hard disk?
    Who is to guard the guards?
    Who knew that Tabasco popcorn would be in such demand?
    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    Who needs drugs? Just read this Echo....
    Who needs drugs when we've got chocolate?
    Who needs rational when your toes curl up?
    Who needs six-pack abs? I've got a keg.
    Who said I was sane?? I beg to differ with you on that!! ;*)
    Who's the guy with the scythe standing in the corner?
    "Who stole my thermal underwear?" the hunter asked coldly.
    Who was the leader of the Pedants Revolt?
    Why are Christians persecuted? Because everyone's sick of them.
    Why are hailstones always the size of something else?
    Why are love and relationships so confusing?
    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
    Why are wrong numbers never busy?
    Why are you wasting your time reading taglines?
    Why be politically correct, when you can be right?
    Why buy another used car when you already have one? ;) :lol: - mark lewis
    Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
    Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyway?
    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.
    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    Why does round pizza come in a square box?
    Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?.... For traction in the mud.
    Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
    Why don't sharks eat lawyers?...Professional courtesy.
    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
    Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence.
    Why don't you try practicing senseless acts of self-control?
    Why do people get mad when you treat them like they treat you?
    Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal".
    Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
    Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
    Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
    Why do they report power outages on TV?
    Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
    Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
    Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
    Why do women live longer than men? 'Cause they don't have WIVES.
    Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
    Why for ARJ thou still using ancient Programs????
    Why give the airport weather?? No one lives there.
    Why is it that the best taglines are always too long to...
    Why is my office in the lobby?
    Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?
    Why is there a permanent press setting on the iron?
    Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
    Why not just eat the whole cow?
    Why remember quotes when you can make them up?
    Why the fuss over plutonium? How can a Disney character be dangerous?
    Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes?
    Why would anyone pay to eat a big bucket of cold, soggy fries?
    Wieners? Cow's eyes, dog's heads, and of course *wiener flavor*.
    Wild animal chili is a lofty experiment.
    Wilderness = Freedom.
    Wildly expensive prescription meds are the answer to all your problems.
    Will keep, covered, in refrigerator until trash day.
    Will Knot was so lazy he signed his name "Won't."
    Will Lorena Bobbitt trim my Cmas tree too?
    Will someone PLEASE get a translator in here!
    Will Type For Hot Sauce.
    WIN.COM not found. Eat DOS, motha#^[|<@!!
    WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
    WindowError:01E Timing error. Please wait eight years...
    Windows 98: Get stoned before you install it... the crashes are COOL!
    Windows Backup Started: Insert disk 1 of 38,544
    Windows crashed. Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
    Windows: Crashes more often than Delta Airlines
    Windows Error #0005: Multitasking attempted, system confused.
    Windows Error #0007: Legitimate programming technique used.
    Windows Error #015: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
    Windows loaded. System in danger.
    Windows:(n.)2. The Gates of hell.
    Windows user's favorite ice cream: Hoggin' DOS.
    Windoze for Workgroups: Why crash 1 when you can crash 6?
    Wine and tarragon make it French.
    Wine: an excuse to discuss forbidden topics, even... mouthfeel.
    Wine: an excuse to discuss forbidden topics such as body and legs.
    Wine is sunlight, held together by water. -- Galileo
    Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
    Winning or losing doesn't matter until you lose...
    Winsock: what Bill Gates wears under his Winshoe.
    Winter is a Sysops friend...Thunderstorms are the enemy.
    Winter is Natures way of saying, "Up Yours!"
    Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.
    Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.
    Wisemen can earn profit on the wind.
    Wise-men followed the Christ-child; wise men still do.
    Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.
    Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them...
    Witches use brooms, as nature abhors a vacuum.
    With all the PR guys here you'd think we'd have a better image. -Satan
    With caller ID, Cthulhu hasn't dialed out in ages!...
    With freedom comes responsibility. If only the reverse were as certain.
    With knowledge doubt increases.
    Without fools there would be no wisdom.
    Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless
    Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless.
    Without the joy of java, life doesn't amount to a hill of beans.
    Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
    Without your ignorance, my knowledge would be meaningless.
    With proper care, a human body should last a lifetime.
    With the motor up front where God and Henry Ford put that sucker.
    With the right seasonings, humble pie tastes a lot like crow.
    With the wisdom of conformity, I say you are fatally irrational.
    Wit is the spice of conversation, not the food.
    Wives are like trains, once they're rolling it's hard to stop them.
    Women do come with instructions, ask them!
    Women like the strong silent types. They think he's listening.
    Women live longer then men as they don't have to live with women.
    Women love a challenge . . . most men provide this.
    Women prefer the simple things in life. ..... Men !
    Women should not have children after 35. Really.... 35 kids are enough.
    Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
    Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
    Women... you can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts.
    Wonder bread is not edible. Shouldn't be considered food.
    Wonder bread: less nutritious than Kleenex, but more absorbent.
    Wonderful, but by now my appetite for turkey variations has waned.
    WordPerfect Isn't, Excel doesn't, Works won't.
    Words don't hurt people; people hurt people.
    Words mean things........ New Undeniable Truth #34.
    Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
    Work: a lifetime sentence for not being rich.
    Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time.
    Work is the curse of the drinking class.
    Work is the curse of the partying class!
    Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap Work to become, not to acquire. - Confucius
    World coming to an end - Online time has been adjusted.
    World Ends at 3pm; Film at 5 on the Early News....
    Worries go down better with soup than without. - Jewish proverb
    Worry is the interest paid on Trouble, before it is due.
    Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?
    Would a stolen sweet be a 'hot' chocolate?
    Wouldn't a land flowing with milk and honey be sticky?
    Would you call Elsie the beast of Borden?
    Would YOU hire an electrician named "Sparky"? ;*)
    Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here.
    Wow! Short runway....but look how WIDE it is!!
    Wreck the malls with cows on harleys..fa la la la la..la la la la!
    WRINKLES: Something other people have. You and I have character lines.
    Write all adverbial forms correct.
    Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.
    Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
    Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.
    WWW: World Wide Wait.
    WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station.
    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
    Xerox never comes up with anything original.
    Xerox never does anything original.
    X-Files? No... They're downstairs. We're the Y-Files.
    Xmas shopping can be done for 24 relatives, on Dec. 24th, in 24 minutes.
    X-Mess Day - the cleanup day after Christmas.
    X Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally.
    Ya.. But if it worked 1st time.. What fun would it be?
    Ya canna be sayin I speak wi a accent, can ya?
    Ya can't blame a guy for trying to con.... er, make a buck!
    Ya god damn parents are trippin'.
    Ya gotta do what ya can. Let mother nature do the rest.
    "Ya gotta love this place; everyday's like Halloween." - Mulder
    Yah better reply to this one ya flea bitt'n varmint!!
    Ya' heard of me?
    Ya, I'm a lowly Cadet, but I should be getting a promotion soon!
    Y'ain't drunk if y'can lie on th'floor without hanging on.
    Ya I 'read' Playboy. That's it, that's the ticket.
    Ya just gotta love Catholic school: If you don't you go to hell.
    Ya know I could never lie.
    Ya know, some days life is just one non sequitur after catfish.
    Ya know, sometimes I'm really amazed at how weird you are.
    Ya know what burns my butt? A flame about yay-high.
    Ya know what? Those fish are peeing in the water.
    Y'all are a pretty crazy bunch of people.
    Y'all are a pretty crazy bunch of people, like myself.
    Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree
    Ya'll come back now ya hear.
    Ya mean cigarettes are unhealthy?!
    Yankee green beans considered raw by most Southerners.
    Yankees in Georgia!? How'd they ever get in?
    Ya only THINK I'm devious, actually, I'm far more twisted.
    Yasar Arafat to Clinton: "Bill...Goats don't talk!!"
    Ya still believe that it won't go wrong this time.
    Ya wanna know how to make it rain? Go wash and wax your car!
    Ya win some, ya lose some ... Just be sure to win *more*
    YAWN: An honest opinion, openly expressed.
    Ya, ya, ya ...it's all a rich tapestry ...whatever.
    Yeah! A dolphin-burger, and put it in a styrofoam box!
    Yeah, and hookers! We need plenty of hookers!
    Yeah - and monkeys will fly out my butt!
    Yeah and some day the sun will die out.
    Yeah. And winged pigs are readying for takeoff.
    Yeah, Bill Gates is someone I look up to. -Satan
    Yeah, but can a Pontiac do Warp 9?
    Yeah, but if I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping!
    Yeah, but the souffle also rises.
    Yeah, but what's the speed of dark?
    Yeah, but you know my peculiar tastes..
    Yeah, I consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading...what's wrong with that?
    Yeah, I do have two relatives, Elmer and Jed...what's wrong with that?
    Yeah, I fired a warning shot... in his chest.
    Yeah I got a drinking problem - Two hands and one mouth.
    Yeah, I got a modem, a real fast one too, it's a 300bps!
    Yeah! I had to! I was drunk!
    Yeah, i mainline caffeine!!! so?!!!
    Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they missmelled my name.
    Yeah, I'm religious. Eating well is a religion, right?
    Yeah, I slept with your sister, whadda gonna do about it?
    Yeah, I've had a few loose screws; there goes one now!
    Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs! - Cartman
    Yeah! Let's toy with her for a while!
    Yeah, maybe we ARE apathetic, but we Just Don't Care.
    Yeah, Michael Eisner is someone I look up to. -Satan
    Yeah, they abduct people and they mutilate cows.
    Yeah, they can take a Pot Noodle and turn it into food!
    Yeah, uh, that's the ticket!.....
    Yeah! We bad or what?
    Yeah yeah, I know... the check is in the mail!
    Yeah yeah.... Shut up... Go away... we're Like closed... or something!
    Yeah, yeah, yeah... Message received and ignored.
    Yea, I'm a pacifist. Wanna make somethin of it?
    Yea, I'm a pacifist. Wanna make somethin' of it, bub?
    Year: 52 mondays.
    Years of development: We finally got one to work.
    Yeast are gracious enough to eat carbohydrates for us.
    Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!
    Yeasties eat sugar and whiz into the swimming pool to make your booze.
    Yea.. That's the ticket.
    Yea verily, thou art Chaotic Evil and I must slay thee.
    Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction!
    Ye canna change the laws of physics, Cap'n!
    Ye didna' tell him how long it would REALLY take, did ye?
    Ye gads, what am I, flypaper for whackos on echos?
    Yeh, granola pisses me off. - Cartman, South Park
    Yeh...Now the Whole world understands.
    Yeh. Yeh. We want to adopt a starving Ethernopian. - Stan, South Park Yellowknife, a really cool place!
    Yellowknife: closed for glacier repairs.
    Yellowknife gets colder than a bucket of penguin poop.
    Yellowknife - Glove it or leave it.
    Yellowknife has five seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, Winter.
    Yellowknife - Have you jump started your kid today?
    Yellowknife ...I came. I thawed. I transferred.
    Yellowknife I came. I thawed. I transferred.
    Yellowknife - Land of two seasons: July and Winter.
    Yellowknife - Land of two seasons: Winter and Road Construction.
    Yellowknife - Land of two seasons: Winter is coming. Winter is here. Yellowknife - Many are cold but few are frozen.
    Yellowknife: Many are cold, but few are frozen.
    Yellowknife - mosquito supplier to the free world.
    Yellowknife, NWT: Home of the Thermally Challenged!
    Yellowknife - One day it's warm the rest of the year it's cold.
    Yellow mustard slaw is an abomination.
    Yellow Snow Studied To Test Nutrition.
    "Yeni Yilnizi Kutar, saadetler dilerim." - Turkish
    "Yeni Yilnizi Kutar, saadetler dilerim." - Turkish Christmas
    Yer better off not knowing how wieners and laws are made.
    Yes, as a matter of fact, I am into gastroporn, bring it on!
    Yes....curious, but it's true.
    Yes!! Eh, no!!! oh, well maybe!!!!!!!!
    Yes, Elvis loves me!
    Yes! E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y has to like me!
    Ye shall know the truth and it shall make ye freak.
    Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad!
    Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
    Yes, I am snipping your conversation and turning it into taglines.
    Yes, I drink wine from a box but I'd rather drink by the suitcase.
    Yes, I'm a flirt! And damn proud of it too!
    Yes, I'm a minion of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
    Yes, I'm a sex beast!
    Yes! I'm a trouble maker!
    Yes! It's about time they played something cool. - butthead
    Yes! Now we're getting somewhere!
    Yesterday I knew nothing, today I know that.
    Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
    Yesterday's flower children are today's blooming idiots.
    Yesterday's headache ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10
    Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
    Yes we have no bananas.. the cat eats them!
    "Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."
    Yes! You may have already won!
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