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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:45:12 2016
    Sign my petition to outlaw this.
    Sign my petition to outlaw tofu chili.
    Sign outside brothel: "On Vacation. Beat it."
    Silence cannot be misquoted. Except by Rush Limbaugh, that is...
    Silence is argument carried on by other means.
    Silicon implants explode during cremation.
    Silly wabbit.....QWKs are for QWKidds.
    Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.
    Simple, soggy and sweet: the three "S's" of British cuisine.
    Simpson alibi sandwich: full of baloney and hard to swallow.
    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
    Since I quit the statistics class I'm at least 62% happier.
    Since my last report, this person has reached rock-bottom and has started to Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
    Since we're both going to Hell anyway, maybe we should carpool?
    "Sing Dan Fae Lok, Gung Hai Fat Choi." - Cantonese Chinese Christmas
    Sir? Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried BIRDS here?
    Sit down! You're rockin' the boat!
    Sit dux sapienta- Let wisdom be your guide.
    Sitting under apple trees causes headaches. - Newton's Law
    Size DOES count; I especially like a big slab of lasagna.
    SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
    SKIER: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
    SKILL: A long, long, long, long streak of blind luck.
    Skinny does not equal sexy.
    Skydiver's chute didn't open...he jumped to a conclusion.
    Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
    Sleazy diner - if Jack Ruby owned a Denny's.
    Sleep and miss this? Naw, I can sleep at work!
    Sleep faster, we need the pillows.
    SLEEP? I'm a SYSOP!
    Sleep is a totally inadequate substitute for caffeine.
    Sleep warm, love well, and carry a big stick.
    Sleep well and dream of large women!
    Slooooooowly I turned. Step by step I crossed the expanse......
    "Slowly slowly is indeed the proper path." -Swahili proverb
    S&L robbed ... thieves make off with millions in IOUs!
    <smack> <smack> <whip> <whip> Oh! Ms. Co-Moderator!
    Small talk is one step down from no talk.
    Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
    Smile: A slight curve that straightens things out.
    Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
    Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to ;*)
    Smile when you steal a tag line!
    SMILE....You're on Candid Camera !!
    Smiling is contagious....Be a carrier!!!
    Smoked haggis? The mind reels. Not to mention the stomach.
    Smoke fish? I can't even keep the damn things lit.
    Smoke Free...The ONLY way to be! ;*)
    smoke gets in your eyes....
    smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette. Smoke that cigarette until....
    Smoke that cigarette until you smoke yourself to DEATH ;*)
    Smoke usually means that you've surpassed maximum performance.
    Smoking eventually cures itself.
    Smoking IS hazardous.....check with the pigs at the BBQ.
    Smooth seas do not make skilful sailors.
    Smuggling is just commodity relocation.
    Smuggling: It's not just a job, it's an adventure!- Colombian recruiter
    Snakes inspire pathological dread amongst the easily dread filled.
    Sneaker Net - walk floppies between 2 computers.
    Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!
    Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!!
    Soccer might enjoy better ratings if the players were armed.
    Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower class.
    Society for the Prevention of Sharon Stevens having any Frangoes.
    Soda Jerk: Fizzicist.
    Sodomy: the science of growing grass.
    So drunk I fell off the floor.
    So drunk I held onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
    So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
    Soft drink containers that require a forklift for pouring.
    Soft of eye, light of touch, speak ye little, listen much.
    Software engineering ? That's like military intelligence, isn't it ?
    Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
    Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap
    So he says to the Shapeshifter waitress, "Keep the change."
    So how much does this "free" market really cost?
    So I guess I was wr...wr...wrr...not as right as I usually am.
    So I licked this toad and man I'm trippin'
    So I'm a spoilsport...sue me.
    So I took the liberty of spicing it up a bit.
    So it's not Christmas; I'm going Carol-ing anyway.
    So it's true! Some cartoons DO encourage violence! - Lisa Simpson
    Solve the crime problem. Legalize everything.
    So many artists are grasshoppers with little thought of the future.
    So many bytes, so few cps.
    So many coffee blends, so little time.
    So many musicians are grasshoppers with little thought of the future.
    So many of us are grasshoppers with little thought of the future.
    So maybe it's time to let go. Maybe it's time to just shut up and sell.
    Some are so educated they can bore you on almost any subject.
    Somebody is always doing what they said couldn't be done.
    Somebody left the cork out of my lunch. - W.C. Fields
    Somebody must have put alcohol in our liquor.
    "Somebody must have put alcohol in our liquor." Louis Armstrong
    Somebody please tell Limbaugh that America is not a Christian country.
    Somebody save this shit cause I ain't typing it again.
    Somebody save this stuff cause I ain't typing it again.
    Some call me the gangster of love.
    Some days I think I'm a wheel short of a unicycle.
    Somedays you eat the bear. Somedays the bear eats you.
    Some daze are denser than others.
    Some drink at the fountain of knowledge, I gargle.
    Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
    Some folks telling a fish story will go to any lengths!!!
    Some get lost in thought as it's unfamiliar territory.
    Some guys are so married, they're gay.
    Somehow I stayed awake till lunch time.
    Somehow this thread has stimulated my obsessive side.
    Some is good; more is better; too much is just right.
    Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
    Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
    Some of our politicians who act foolishly aren't acting.
    Someone else who worships Mr. Bam will probably post it anyway.
    Someone is always paying attention.
    Someone pays to read this stuff.
    Some parents hire a baby sitter when they really need a lion tamer.
    Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
    Some people are good losers, while others don't bother to pretend.
    Some people are just for looks.
    Some people are wise - some are otherwise !
    Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
    Some people collect stamps; fetishists collect dead things.
    Some people eat for fear they're losing weight.
    Some people find fault like there is a reward offered.
    Some people grin and bear it . . . others smile and change it.
    Some people grow under responsibility. Others merely swell up.
    Some people have too much freedom of speech.
    Some people itch for success when they should be scratching for it.
    Some people like learning Eskimo, but I can't get Innuit.
    Some people live and learn. Others only live.
    Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers.
    Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
    Some people stand for nothing because they fall for everything.
    Some performers take pains with their music, others give them.
    Some problems can't be solved; they just get older.
    Some recipes are so fancy they sound almost good enough to eat!
    Some settling of files may occur during ZIPment...
    Some sort of weird opiate pumps into their brains and they lose it.
    Sometimes I sets and thinks. Mos' times I jes' sets.
    Sometimes it's hard to find the right question.
    Sometimes I wish I could get a mirror with a better view...
    Sometimes I wish I was what I was when I wished I was what I am now.
    Sometimes silence is not golden, it's yellow.
    Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem.
    Some times the prize just ain't worth the Cracker Jacks.
    Sometimes the wheel needs a good rethinking.
    Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
    Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die.
    Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.
    Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it.
    Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam.
    Sometimes you just have to get your fuckin halo dirty.
    Sometimes you love people in a language they cannot understand.
    Some wisdom just doesn't fit into an 80 character line.
    Some women are terribly hard to please . . . the rest are impossible!
    So much to do, so little done.
    Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up.
    Sorry about your Rectocranial Inversion.
    Sorry Congressman... cash only.
    Sorry. Couldn't think of anything.
    Sorry for the bad quality of my English but I'm Canadian.
    Sorry for the typos...I wix my mords quite often.
    Sorry if I offended you but maybe you needed to be offended.
    Sorry if I offended you but maybe you needed to be offended. BTW: fuck you! Sorry, the dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
    Sorry wrong answer! You don't win the 10 Million dollar Prize.
    Sorry, you are not an instant winner. Try another message.
    SOS: Army talk for Chipped Beef on toast.
    So she said it was her or ham radio, over.
    So Sioux me.
    So that's what "FORMAT C:" does, huh?
    So this isn't Home Sweet Home . . . Adjust!
    Sounds altogether too healthy to be good.
    Sounds like a good idea, but let's use it anyway.
    Sounds like you've been snacking on some of the local mushrooms!
    Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. -- Jay Leno
    Sour cream makes it Russian; garlic makes it good.
    Souse: a food item for when scrapple is not disgusting enough.
    South Carolina: Home of Divine Porcine Preparation.
    South Carolina: Home of the Renowned Mustard Elixir of Life.
    Southern beans: cook to death, then another 30 minutes, just to be sure. Southern Beans: overcook until they become something-other-than-beans. Southerners think sugar in corn bread is some kind of commie plot.
    So wadda ya' want for 10,395 bucks, buddy? A 486i?
    Sow dragons teeth, reap trouble.
    So? What do you want ME to do about it?
    So who put Spam in *your* cornflakes this morning?
    So you're French and Canadian, yes? So you're obnoxious AND dull.
    Soy sauce from soy. Duck sauce from ducks?
    Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.
    Spacebar, spacebar, please help me out.
    Space is big. Really big.
    Space the final frontier ... Wait, did you say FIVE YEARS?
    Spaghetti code promotes job security.
    "Spaghetti?!?!? That's Italian, you MORON!!!"
    Spam: canned meat you'll SCREAM for!
    Spam cut into 1/2" slices and dried makes excellent roof shingles.
    Spam doesn't kill people - it outlives them.
    Spam is legendary stuff.
    SPAM is like a canned luau, the true smell and taste of Aloha.
    Spam? No Thanks! I'm getting tired of eating Hawaiian.
    Spam on Wonder bread.
    SPAM's popularity can only be explained by the Helsinki syndrome.
    Spam the Miracle Meat: cheaper, more efficient & convenient than ham.
    Spam: The triumph of technology over taste.
    Spam will keep in it's can until the end of time.
    SPAM with processed cheese chunk implants 'cause guys love implants.
    Spandex is to the body what coffee is to the mind.
    Spankings. They're not just for Birthdays anymore.
    Spare no expense to save money on this one.
    Spareribs.... like cotton candy for carnivores.
    Speaking of durian leftovers - have you checked your post office box?
    Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. -Yugoslav Proverb
    Speak your mind. You have nothing to lose
    Speed doesn't kill. Stopping very fast kills.
    Speed kills! (Microsoft's publicity to promote Windows)
    Spell chequers dew knot work write.
    Spiders are high in protein, but they tickle.
    Spiders inspire pathological dread amongst the easily dread filled.
    Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels...
    Spill a drink on your Hard Drive? Try PC-Towels.
    Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
    Spindle & Multilate - See if I care..
    Split your coffee? Call a Chemist!
    "Spock, I though you were dead!" "I rebooted, Captain."
    Sponge cake recipe: First borrow 3 cups of flour.
    Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
    Spotted Owl tastes a lot like.....well.....Bald Eagle!
    Spot the Loony!
    Springfield, Chillinois, CHILI CAPITOL of the Civilized Universe!!!
    Spring? I dunno, I burned all the calendars to ward off frostbite.
    Spring is always a new beginning.
    Spurn the dark side of liquid smoke and parboiled ribs you must.
    SQUIRREL: A tender tree climbing rodent.
    Squirrel gravy and grits. Only the pure would understand.
    Squirrel: Just a tree rat with a good PR agent.
    Squirrels - Junk food for bears!
    Squirt guns don't squirt people...Obnoxious kids do!
    "Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina." - Serb-Croatian Christmas
    Stalker: One who hunts vegetables.
    Stamp out QUOTERS' DISEASE!
    "Stamp out software hoarding" - Free Software Foundation
    Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!
    Stand by for an Unexpected Systems Event.....
    "Stand by, we are experiencing temporary technical difficulties."
    STAR: A performer who makes more than his or her agent.
    Starbucks: Be awake . . . be very awake.
    Starkle Starkle Little Twink What the hell you are I think?
    Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking.
    Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking. Is this Totter's method??
    Starting a new era in tagline lunacy!
    (starting to chant) Spam spam spam spam spam...
    Stationary mice have bigger balls.
    Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
    Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
    STATISTICS: numbers looking for an argument.
    Status Quo - Latin for the mess we are in...
    Stealth Condoms: She'll Never See You Coming!
    Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck in the language.
    Steve Hawkins' new cosmological cookbook: "A brief history of thyme." Stewardess, I just must have this recipe before I leave this plane.
    STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work.
    Stick to cookies. Leave chili war to the professionals.
    Stick to cookies. Leave chowder war to the professionals.
    Still crazy after all these years
    Still crazy after all these years.... ;*)
    Stock news: Green Giant sales mushroom.
    Stock up and save. Limit: one.
    Stock up on enough chocolate for Y2K!
    Stop and smell the roses and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
    Stop eating those deep-fried cow-brain sandwiches!
    Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience
    STOP !!! Look At The Screen Before You Press ENTER.....Too Late.
    Stop picking your nose and go to the next message.
    Stop scratching your ass and go to the next message.
    Stop that! My wife's getting suspicious!
    Stop the insanity! Shoot a vegetarian!
    Stop violent crime! Make MURDER illegal!
    St. Paul, Minnesota was originally called Pigs Eye after a saloon.
    Straighten up the house? When did it become tilted?
    "Strange how potent cheap music is." - Noel Coward
    "Strange is sometimes stranger when it's true"
    Streakers repent! Your end is in sight.
    Strenght is irrilevant
    Stressed is just desserts backwards.
    Strip mining prevents forest fires.
    Study says all studies are flawed. More study needed.
    Stuffing? But the turkey came already stuffed!
    Stuff: Junk you keep. Junk: Stuff you throw away.
    "Stunned Over Christmas" - by Holly Daze
    Stupid idea #387: Taco Bell's in Mexico City!
    Stupidity: Americans in Toronto in the summer with skis.
    'Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting' RAH.
    STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere!
    Stupidity is NOT a handicap. You'll have to park elsewhere!
    Stupid people are like glow sticks. Snap'em & shake'em till the light comes on. Stupid people breed twice as fast as the rest of us.
    Styrofoam is shipped in ground-up environmentalists.
    Submarines: 120 men go down and 60 couples come back up.
    Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR!
    Succeed in spite of management.
    Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
    Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not.
    Success depends on your backbone, not your wishbone.
    Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure.
    Successful restaurants dress girls in degrading clothes.
    Success is a simple formula. Do your best and people may like it.
    Success is getting up one more time.
    Success is good management in action.
    Success is making it to the top of the food chain!
    Success isn't permanent and failure isn't permanent!
    Success : One who can get thru Cmas without Credit Cards!
    Success stops when you do.
    Such companies give a bad name to the penis enhancement business.
    Suck every drop of oil out and then we pave the damn place.
    Sugar and cream is for strawberries, not coffee!
    Sugar is vile evil delicious doom.
    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
    "Suk Sun Wun Christmas, Sa-wat-dee Pi Mai." - Thai Christmas
    Summer finally came to Yellowknife and I had to work that day!
    Sumo Wrestling . . . survival of the fattest.
    "Sung Tan Chuk Ha." - Korean Christmas
    Supermarket sign: "Ten items or fewer for pedants".
    Supernatural, Perhaps. Baloney, perhaps not.
    Superstition is a religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
    Superstition rushes in where knowledge fears to tread.
    Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
    Support Bingo. Keep Grandma off the streets.
    Support free software - write it yourself!
    Support Free Trade ... Smuggle!
    Support group for survivors of MS-DOS now forming.
    Support nuclear families! The mutants are fun to watch!
    Support your constitutional right to arm bears.
    Support your right to keep and arm bears!
    Support your SysOp... Send your paycheck.
    SuPURRfluous: Many extra cats.
    Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?
    Sure I'm a CHILD - and damn proud of it!
    Sure I sold my dog for $1000.... traded for 2 $500 cats!
    Sure my system is secure - it just locked up again...
    Sure there are dishonest men in local government. - Richard M. Nixon
    Sure, when- OINK [flap] OINK [flap] Well, I'll be!
    Sure you can trust the government... ask any Indian.
    Surprise the elderly. Wax the stairs.
    Surreal killers? You mean like Dali?
    Surstromming: it will make you love lutefisk.
    Survival is triumph enough.
    Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf.
    Sushido - The way of the Tuna.
    Sushi...I ate a raw fish?!?
    Sushi - known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait."
    Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
    SUVs flipp over & burst into flame after hitting a pinecone at 65.
    SUVs: when you NEED 37 cubic feet of cargo space to haul your groceries.
    SUVs: when you NEED 4WD to get through those potholes at the drive-thru.
    SUVs: when you NEED 4-wheel-drive to get over speed bumps at the mall. Swallowing angry words is much easier than having to eat them.
    Swallowing your pride seldom leads to indigestion.
    Swapping? You mean share my wives?! No way!! That's just...wrong!
    Sweet potatoes - Better with possum than barbecue.
    Sweet wine often turns nice people sour.
    Swift gratitude is the sweetest....
    Swigging whiskey and chasing it with tequila shots. I was multi-flasking. Swimming: the worse you are at it, the more exercise you get.
    Sympathy isn't wasted until you give it to yourself.
    Sympathy is your pain in my heart.
    Syntax is all the money collected by the church from sinners!!!
    Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything...
    SYNTAX? Why not, they tax everything else!
    Sysop error $$$ not found. A)bort R)efinace B)ankruptcy.
    SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity.
    Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!"
    Sysop not found! Please notify computer.
    SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures.
    Sysop pissed...press any key to escape.
    SysOp's read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
    System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup.
    System Error: (A)bort (R)etry (C)onsume Chocolate.
    System error - Press F13 to continue...
    System price error. Inadequate money spent.
    Systems run SO MUCH better with the users OFF!
    System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
    Tabasco: a gateway drug for Chile-Heads.
    Tabasco: hmmm, tangy... I thought it was supposed to be hot?
    Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
    Taco Bell is *NOT* a Mexican phone company!
    Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
    Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
    Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act.
    Tagline? And be creative at the same time? <sigh>
    Tagline Copy-Protection ON... klsmnfkej4no78yu348no7587623.`[[]0-
    Tagline not found - Please notify Sysop!
    Taglines are for wimps.
    Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave.
    Taglines are just messages that haven't grown up yet.
    Taglines are like cats.. you just _think_ you own them...
    ** Taglines are on strike - Please do not read **
    TagLine Serial No.10397 - (C) 1991, All rights reserved.
    Taglines make great Christmas gifts.
    Taglines: More interesting than the garbage above.
    Tagline thievery is a very sincere form of flattery ;*)
    Tagline thievery is the most sincere form of flattery! ;*)
    Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up taglines.
    take 2 anti-Vickers pills and wheel in, in the morning ;*)
    Take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
    Take medication on a full disk as needed.
    Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
    Take my hand, I'm a stranger in Fidoland
    Take no prisoners and eat the wounded.
    Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes.
    Take the law into your own hands.
    Take the law into your own hands and choke a lawyer today.
    Take this carcass away before it reincarnates as turkey tetracycline.
    Take time to smell the coffee.
    Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios.
    Take yourself seriously - and be taken for a fool.
    Taking your wife to Paris is like taking a sandwich to a banquet.
    Talking about cooking is like dancing about architecture.
    Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
    Talking about music is like dancing about food.
    Talk is cheap because the supply far exceeds the demand.
    Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
    Talk slow, But let your brain think fast.
    Talk to myself? Nah, I ARGUE with myself....and lose...
    Tammy Faye loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
    Tammy Faye's paternity suit against you is frankly an embarrasment.
    Tapioca: The only known dessert that produces leftovers.
    TARDIS Express: When it absolutely must be there Before you send it!
    Tarragon makes it French; garlic makes it good.
    Taste cannot be controlled by law. - Thomas Jefferson
    Tatercrater: Hole dug in mashed potatoes to keep gravy in.
    Tattoos and anal sex and iPods are the work of the devil.
    Tax the churches!!!!!
    "Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo. Tchestita Nova Godina." - Bulgarian Christmas Teacher (according to a child): A non-violent mother.
    Teaching a pig to sing wastes time and annoys the pig.
    Teach your children four precious words: "We can't afford it."
    Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else.
    Teamwork is vital! It gives you someone to blame.
    TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.
    Technicalities, technicalities!
    [tedious, geekish, anal but very useful information snipped.]
    Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
    Television expands your mind. Up to 27 inches.
    Television is democracy at its ugliest.
    Television is the vessel of the eternally absent.
    Television was much better when we didn't have to pay for it.
    Television was not meant to be the sole educator of our children.
    Tell me, have you ever woken up and realized you were doomed?
    Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
    Tempus flapjack: Time goes good with maple syrup.
    TENDERLOIN: The tender part of the loin, what did you expect?
    Tend the molehills, the mountains look after themselves.
    Terrorists hijack lawyers and threaten to release them.
    Terror is your favorite program moving to a Windows only environment!
    Testicle (n) a humorous question in an exam.
    Texas 7-course meal - a bowl of chili and a six-pack.
    "Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun." - Azeri-Azerbiajan Christmas
    Thank God I'm a country boy...
    Thank Heavens, Picasso wasn't a plastic surgeon.
    Thanks a lot. Now I have to go sandpaper my eyes.
    Thanks for your warning, but my cardiologist needs a new yacht.
    Thanks to megavitamens we have the healthiest sewer water in the world
    Thanks to the pioneers, there are too many pathways.
    Thank-you for calling 911, our office hours are from....
    Thank you for not breathing while I smoke.
    Thank you Mother government for looking after us, for we are incapable.
    Thank you Mr. Music .
    Thank you sooooo little!
    That big white chunk in your pork and beans is the "Queen Bean." -DS
    That darned Gore, this is ALL his fault for inventing this beast anyhow.
    That explains it. I'm Canadian and you are not.
    That is the kind of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put!
    That old thing? It is a pretty good work of fiction, though!
    That pains my penurious soul.
    That poster has delusions of adequacy.
    That quite awfully stupid low-carb fad body-torture craze?
    That's a joke, son. Listen to me when I'm talking to you, boy.
    That's all right, dear. Just eat around the tire marks.
    That's a lot more mature than I think I care to be. - Calvin
    That's as useless as a trap door in a canoe!
    That's inexplicable to me, can you explic it.
    That's, I say, that's a joke, son. Listen to me when I'm talking to you
    "That's It! I'm telling Grandma!" (Neekha)
    That's it! I WANT a piece of steak!
    That's like comparing apples to baby wolverines.
    "That's my story....and I'm sticking to it."
    That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
    That's not lunch...that's something lunch would eat.
    That's odd... I had a tagline when I came in here...
    That's stronger than a garlic milkshake.
    That's the Gods' country you're blasphemin' so look out for lightning.
    That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.
    That's the sound of the men, . workin' on the tagline...
    That's the way the veal cutlets.
    That stuff makes me McPuke!
    That stuff's Snack Cocaine.
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