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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:45:10 2016
    NWT's other official flower: empty aluminum beer can :(
    NWT: where it's Politically Correct to eat seals.
    NWT: where it's Politically Correct to eat whales.
    NWT: where it's Politically Correct to wear furs.
    NX Th prtng Sstm fr vwl mprd ppl.
    NYC outlawed MACE. That should stop violent crime!
    "Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard
    Oat cuisine isn't compatible with haute cuisine.
    Oatmeal is a symphony of taste and texture compared to Cream of Wheat.
    Oatmeal? You Scots. [shaking head]
    Objects in mirror are stupider than they appear.
    Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear.
    Obscenity is whatever gives the judge an erection.
    Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
    Occasional failure is the price of improvement!
    Odd fact: nobody in a beer commercial ever has a beer belly.
    Of all I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
    Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
    Of all the gin joints in the world, she walks into mine.
    Of all the people I've met, you're certainly one of 'em.
    Of =all= the ways to die - I gotta go as SLUG BAIT.
    Of course, anything that came close to a flame is BBQ round here.
    Of course, Bell Canada COULD do it differently!
    Of course, coffee *is* one of the major vitamins
    Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
    Of course I know what I'm doing! Now gimme that magnet.
    Of course I love my <feline> kids, doesn't everyone?
    Of course I'm lying but hear me out.
    Of course I'm on topic... Which echo is this anyway?
    Of course I'm sane. The voices said so.
    Of COURSE I talk to myself. I LOVE intelligent conversation!
    Of course it's half eaten. You said you wanted the chef's salad.
    Office Rule: If it's a friend, take a break.
    Officially you won't know a thing about it, sir.
    Officila BbS of peo ple whocant' type alll that wlel/
    Of people born in 1839, 100% of carrot eaters are dead.
    Oh - ah, I'm going to blow it up.
    'Oh, Calcutta!' is the kind of show that gives pornography a bad name.
    Oh CANADA, our home on native land.
    Oh, champagne - I love it! It tastes like your foot's asleep.
    Oh, c'mon now, who let sane people in here?
    Oh, cry me a river.
    Oh dear, now I shall have to create more martians.
    Oh, don't be too hard on him. He's one of our oldest Echo Loons.
    Oh, don't be too hard on him. He's one of our oldest Net.Loons.
    Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex.
    Oh, Effendi, if you only knew what a deal I have for you.
    Oh hell, it ain't Friday YET?!?
    Ohhh, extra beef, extra bacon & cheese, hold the buns please.
    Oh! I get it! HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha....haha..
    "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here."
    Oh, I'm sorry, was that your hard drive?
    Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself. Ohio's 4 food groups: corn, pork, beer, Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
    Ohio: We Gots More Hicks Than Nebraska!
    Oh, it's a plot, I see it now, it's all a plot.
    "Oh, I've got friends in low places..."
    Oh me nerves!
    Oh my freaking God this is some nasty.
    Oh my god I can't believe I ate a habanero, voluntarily... twice!
    "Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar."
    "Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! You Bastards!"
    Oh my God you people are so evil.
    Oh never mind!
    Oh No, no, Nurse. I said remove his SPECTACLES!
    Oh no we are all out of Powdered Toast...
    Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
    Oh, Rael! You do give "chile-head" a whole new meaning! - Green
    Oh. So Canada has a South, too.
    Oh thank you Mother government for looking after us so well.
    Oh, those gingerbread men... they're some tough ruthless cookies.
    Oh, we have both kinds - country AND western. -the bar lady
    Oh yeah? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you?
    Oh yeah right. Evolution is just a big lie. An elaborate hoax.
    Oh, you're an actor? Which restaurant?
    Oil's too costly. Chop down more of the tropical forest and burn it!
    Okay, Okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
    Okay, who's going to sign for all this? Hey, come back here!
    Ok bugs! Come on out of there with your hands up!
    Okey dokey. Press any key to do something.
    OK, I'm weird! But, I'm saving up to become eccentric.
    OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
    Ok, let's try this oxymoron...."Friendly Lawyer"...
    OK, maybe stupid is the right word.
    Ok, now for a quick backuL|b&2#^1sE
    Okra is the zucchini of the South.
    OKRA: Strong contender for Least Favorite Vegetable.
    OKRA: Strong contender for Ropiest Mucus (vegetable division)
    Ok, so we didn't learn any big lesson. Sue me. - Calvin
    OK, so what's the speed of dark?
    Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo.
    Old age and impatience outdo youth and skill.
    Old age comes at a bad time.
    Old BBSers don't die, they just drop their carrier.
    Old chemists never die. They just reach equilibrium.
    Old hippies never die, they just get hippier and hippier
    Old is twenty years from now.
    Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O
    Old soldiers never die...young ones do.
    Old soldiers never die - young ones do it for them.
    Old typesetters never die. They just decompose.
    Old virus detected - ask your hacker for new version!
    Old Virus detected! Contact your hacker for an update.
    Olympia: "There's a full can of beer in every sixpack."
    Olympic spirit - "Fight as friends and not as foes."
    Omnivores treat vegetarians with enmity because vegetarians are weird!
    On a bar of Dial soap, it says: Directions: Use like regular soap.
    On a clear disk you can seek forever.
    On a hair dryer instructions: Do not use while sleeping.
    On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
    On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
    On anniversaries, forget the past but never the present.
    On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7.
    On a string of Chinese Xmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
    On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
    On behalf of America, I apologize for the Outback Steakhouse.
    Once its in production its a support issue.
    Once, just once, I want things to go according to the gorram plan!
    Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
    On children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.
    On earth there is no heaven. But, there are bits and pieces of it.
    On eating Chinese Food: I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
    One blackbird to another: Bred any good rooks lately?
    One by product of raising cattle is calves. Second Grade Class.
    One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
    One day, I may actually understand all this techie stuff.
    One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe.
    One does not bargain with a beast.
    One fifth of the people are against everything all the time.
    One good turn gets all the blankets!
    One good turn is usually enough to get a person lost.
    One grows tired of everything, except power.
    One hot pepper short of an enchilada.
    One learns manners from those who have none.
    One man's Hoison is another's poison...
    One man's magic is another man's science...ask a cave man.
    One man's wilderness is another man's theme park.
    One more *%^%$^@! spam recipe and I get violent.
    One more *%^%$^@! tofu recipe and I get violent.
    One more *%^%$^@! vegan recipe and I get violent.
    One neuron short of a synapse.
    One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
    One of Sol's planets is occupied by psychotic apes.
    One of the biggest thrills in life comes from doing.
    One of the fine wines of Idaho. would you care to sniff the cap?
    One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
    One of those flyover states with too many vowels.
    One original share of Coca-Cola stock is now worth $92,500.
    One piece of rat tart without so much rat in it please.
    one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy....
    One seldom discovers a true believer that is worth knowing.
    One should never generalize.
    One sword keeps another in the sheath.
    One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor
    One thing has always troubled me: Where did Noah put the termites?
    One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.
    One uppercut to the cold upper middle class. -Red Hot Chili Peppers
    One-word sentences? Eliminate.
    Onion rings to bring them all and in the oil fry them.
    Online? Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access !
    Online? Good! Hit ALT-H to take the I.Q. Test.
    Online? Good: To take the online IQ test hit Alt-H now.
    On-line: The idea that a human should always be accessible.
    Only 19,999 lines of C++ to my next ski trip...
    Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.
    Only fools and politicians expect it all to be easy.
    Only in politics do resurrections occur. - Robert Bourassa
    Only one good: Knowledge. One evil: Ignorance. Socrates
    Only the educated are free: Some Greek guy.
    Only the mediocre are always at their best.
    Only the rich are eccentric. We poor must be happy with being crazy!
    Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.
    Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
    Only the young die good.
    Only thing in the world getting better is restaurant coffee.
    Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Paris.
    Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
    Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
    Only two braincells that work....and then you get Parity Errors!
    Only two things can top sex: Whipped cream and a cherry.
    Only *you* can prevent more postcards to Craig Shergold!
    On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
    On Nytol: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
    On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
    On T-Day pricking your finger for a cholesterol test yielded gravy.
    On T-Day representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
    On T-Day that rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
    On T-Day your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist.
    On T-Day you receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
    On the 10th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, File areas.
    On the 11th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Sign-on bulletins.
    On the 12th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, minutes extra.
    On the 1st day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, More access (for a fee).
    On the 2nd day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, ANSI screens.
    On the 3rd day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Three free downloads.
    On the 4th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Off-line readers.
    On the 5th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, On-line games.
    On the 6th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Message bases.
    On the 7th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Hot key menus.
    On the 8th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Upload credits.
    On the 9th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Un-read E-Mails.
    On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
    "On the other hand, you have different fingers."
    Ooh lah-laa... reelin' from the carbs. Atkins has it so wrong....
    Oooooh! I'm sorry. You won't be going on to the bonus round today.
    OOPS I didn't know my screen would do that!
    OOPS! I gotta go, here comes my keeper!
    Oops...This was supposed to go to the other person.
    "Oops!" - unknown (right before the Big Bang)
    '\o.,@o.+:"/~!v <-- Tagline debris.
    Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
    Open seven days a week, including Sundays!
    Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
    Open wide! You don't know how big this thing gets!
    Opera in English is about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
    Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
    Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am.
    Opinions and odors, everybody has some!!!
    Opinions expressed by the child are not necessarily those of the family. Opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of her Dad. Opportunities are never lost. If you don't grasp them another will! Opportunities are seldom labeled.
    Opportunity knocked...and I was in the shower.
    Opposition inflames the fanatic. It never converts him.
    Optimism is an intellectual choice.
    Oral sex helps lower blood pressure.
    Orange Juice + Vodka + Milk of Magnesia = Phillips Screwdriver.
    Oregano makes it Italian; garlic makes it good.
    Oregano: the ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
    Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
    Originality is the art of concealing your sources
    Ornch Habs. Doan Touch! Too Hot! - Neekha
    OS/2 = Half an Operating System.
    OS/2? Is that Spanish for dos DOS?
    OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
    Osborne's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
    Oscars: two hours of sparkling entertainment spread over four hours.
    !os kniht t'nod I ,?cixelsyd eM...
    Other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
    Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.
    Other than being extremely handsome, I am as common as it gets.
    Other than hockey, Canada mainly influences U.N. peace missions.
    Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
    OTOH... you could always call Compu$pend!
    Our 274 Tech Support employees can't be wrong!
    Our beer contains Lanolin - Makes your tummy soft.
    Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
    Our brilliant Iraq policy doesn't seem to be wildly popular in Iraq.
    "Our democracy: It can be as great as the people in it, or as fallible."
    Our Gods are dead. We killed them for being more trouble than worth.
    Our Lady of Blessed acceleration don't fail me now....
    Our necessities are a few but our wants are endless...
    Our necessities are few but our wants are endless...
    Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks.
    Our problem was religion. She thought she was God, and I disagreed.
    Our respect for peppers borders on worship.
    Our's is the only GENUINE artificial Au Jus powder.
    Our swords shall play the orators for us.
    Our Yaks Are Really Large - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.
    Outa my way! I smell chocolate!
    Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!
    Outlook Excess - Too many emails.
    Out of 100,000 sperm, YOU had to be the quickest!
    Out of Ben Gay? Eat some szechwan peppers.
    Out of body, be back in five minutes.
    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    Out of the mouths of babes often comes oatmeal.
    Outside of dogs, books are best friends. Inside dogs, too dark to read.
    Over 60 million people in the U.S. eat SPAM. The rest have taste buds. Overcooked sausage patties make handy coasters.
    OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left!
    Overflow on null device; please empty the bit bucket.
    Oversexed people are more prone....
    Oversleeping will never make dreams come true.
    OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad.
    Overweight Germans Engaged In Second Battle Of The Bulge.
    "'Ow d'ya know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a NEWT!"
    Oxymoron: American English.
    OXYMORON: Dumb Student at Oxford.
    Oxymoron: Unsolved Mysteries......
    Oxy-moron, "vegetarian chili"!
    "Oxy oxy oxen freeze!" - Gene
    Oy-ster (n) a person who uses a lot of Yiddish expressions.
    Oysters: snot pods that squirm on the way down.
    Pain is inevitable. Misery, however, is optional.
    Pain is inevitable. Misery is optional.
    Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
    Paint a baboon's butt; leave no stern untoned.
    Palindrome: Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!
    Palindromic taglines are for roferas enilgat cimordnilap
    Pandora, get away from that box!
    Panic and confusion reigned on that inauspicious occasion.
    Panic now - avoid the rush!
    PANIC: What a mother goes thru when the darn wind-up swing stops.
    Panties are just overpriced wrapping paper.
    Paprika makes it Hungarian; garlic makes it good.
    Paradox 1: Free will and predestination co-exist.
    Paradox: We buy more, but enjoy less.
    Paradox: We have bigger houses and smaller families.
    Paradox: We have more conveniences, but less time.
    Paradox: We have more degrees but less sense.
    Paradox: We have more experts, yet more problems.
    Paradox: We have more knowledge, but less judgment.
    Paradox: We have more medicine, but less wellness.
    Paradox: We spend more, but have less.
    Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.
    Paranoia: n. fear of white designer jackets that close from behind.
    Pardon me, but does your menkey bite? -Inspector Clouseau
    Pardon me, but would you have any Blue Poupon?
    Pardon me, please. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
    Pardon me! Where did you get the idea the whistle pulls the train???
    Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
    Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
    Parenthood is when you're better chaperoned than before your wedding.
    Parking is such street sorrow.
    Park Overall is an optimist.
    Park your truck twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
    "Parser? Parsnip? - What's the difference?" W. Erickson
    Part #3 of 3, others are missing.
    Passion has as much conscience as a worm entering a luscious apple.
    Pass the bleach; I need to rinse my brain out.
    Password: The nonsense word taped to your terminal.
    Pastaplegic - Person who can't move after eating too much.
    Pasteurization is your friend.
    Pastry too complicated to be made at home. Do not write for recipe.
    Path = Wandering Considerably.
    Patience and time do more than strength or passion.
    PATIENCE A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait.
    Patience is counting down without blasting off.
    Patience is the ability to put up with people you'd like to put down.
    Patience: The ability to let light shine after your fuse blew.
    Patriotism is not who can leak the most Secret documents to the NY Times... Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. Patriotism means to stand by the country, not stand by the president. Pawnography: Photos of Chess games....
    PCBored - the EDLIN of BBS software.
    PCBored was God's second mistake... PC-DOS&MS-DOS&CP/M&UNIXI'LLDIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU?
    Peace. By overwhelming military & economic superiority..
    Peace is my profession; violence is just a hobby.
    Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.
    Pearls-o-wisdom from Mr. Fried-Egg-Chili-Chutney Sandwich Face.
    Peck! Peck! Peck! ... Boom! .... Chicken in a Minefield.
    Pediatricians: men of little patients.
    People are always available for work in the past tense.
    People are always available to work in the past tense.
    People are drawn to a place as it is beautiful and before long it isn't.
    People are drawn to a place as it is relaxing and before long it isn't.
    People are strange when you're a stranger.
    People are unconditionally guaranteed to be full of defects.
    People are what they do, not what they say.
    People build walls to see who cares enough to break them down.
    People confuse what they read in the newspaper with news.
    People forget how fast you did a job just how well you did it.
    People should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
    People tell me I'm weird. I tell 'em I can't afford to be eccentric.
    People treat the use of pork fat like the possession of kiddie porn.
    People were invented by water as a means of transportation.
    People who are happy at work obviously don't have enough to do.
    People who complain of being misunderstood are usually unintelligible.
    People who have no vices have very few virtues.
    People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
    People who live in glass houses usually have faded sofas.
    People who live in log houses shouldn't keep beavers.
    People who love the law and sausages should watch neither being made.
    People who matter - what passes for intellectuals around here.
    People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted.
    People who put beanz in chili, who knows WHAT they'll do?
    People who spell chili with two L's probably keep llamas for pets.
    People who think they know it all are annoying to those of us who do.
    People will believe anything if you whisper it.
    People with bad coughs never go to doctors - they go to the movies.
    Pepperoni to anchovy, level four - Tom on 3D Pizza
    Pepper wussiness, like ignorance, can be overcome with experience.
    Peppier - The waiter at fancy restaurant who only grinds pepper.
    Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation.
    Perhaps vegetarians should be invaded by America.
    Perpetual motion: a cow drinking a pail of milk.
    Personality: our collection of quirky little habits.
    Perversity is the spice of life.
    Pesco Vegetarians? You can now buy fish seeds at garden centers? Wow! Pesticides, antibiotics, nutra-sweet and his cooking.
    Peter Piper picked 8.810 liters of pickled peppers.
    Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!!!!
    Pharmaceutical companies make even more money if people get the flu.
    Ph.D. stands for Pepper-head Dude, right?
    Philosophers are tourists. Scientists are explorers.
    Philosophy: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
    Philosophy doesn't get the washing done.
    Philosophy is one philosopher arguing that the others are jackasses.
    Philosophy is to life as masturbation is to sex.
    Philosophy is useless. Theology is worse.
    Philosophy is very meaningful until you have to pay the rent.
    Philosophy is when psychology leaves the atmosphere.
    Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
    Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
    Physics is experience, arranged in economical order.
    Pickle: A cucumber soured by a jarring experience.
    Pick two: [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap
    Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows (counts as 2)
    Pieces of eight: parroty error.
    Pieces of meat over 8 inches thick: fry very slowly.
    Pigmeat Is What I Crave.
    Pigmy: Canadian slang for Pass the back bacon eh!
    Pink tender morsel. Glistening with salty gel. What the hell is it?
    Pioneering basically amounts to finding new and horrible ways to die.
    Pioneers are the guys out in front with arrows in their chests.
    Pi R Round, and Cornbread R Square.
    Pi R Squared? No. Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
    Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138. Nobody likes a smart ass.
    "Pity. It's more thorough than the Dickens." - M. Python
    Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from.
    Plan ahead. Remember...it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
    Planet 98% full. Delete politicians? (Y/y)
    Planet Earth: Not A Good Place To Be Wilderness.
    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
    Plasma is another matter
    Plausibility isn't a barrier to the spread of popular urban legends.
    Play country music backwards, you get back your job, your girl....
    Pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
    Please be sure to exit before leaving.
    Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire.
    Please do not flame on Usenet. Thank you. The Management.
    Please do not post while smoking crack. Thank you. The Management.
    Please do not troll FIDO. Thank you. The Management.
    Please do not troll Usenet. Thank you. The Management.
    Please do not write in the space below this line; it is reserved for me.
    Please don't laugh at him. He really tried, and that's what counts.
    Please don't read this line.... Ooops.
    Please get with the program.
    Please, I don't even own that pitchfork anymore! -Satan
    P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes!
    Please return sysop to original upright position. He's probably just drunk again! ;*)
    Please shoot me!
    Please spare me the ghastly details of your happiness.
    "Please stand by. We are experiencing temporary technical difficulties."
    Please yell "DOWN" into the modem to start your D/L.
    Plenty of starch, please, said Tom stiffly.
    Plunk your magic twanger, Froggyyyyy!
    Plus fort!, j'ai des bananes dans les oreilles.
    Plus, they also make a wicked-cool pair of boots.
    Poe just kept raven on.
    Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
    Pogo sticks make people jumpy.
    Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
    POI: library paste without the flavor.
    Pointless pedantry. It's a living, though...
    Pokemon (n) a Jamaican proctologist.
    Polar bears are left-handed.
    Polar Bears don't hunt Penguins. Why? Too far to swim.
    Polenta soup???
    ==/==/==/==Police tagline==/==/==Do not cross ==/==/==/==
    Polite bandits say, "Excuse me" before cutting off your head.
    Politeness is the chief ingredient of culture.
    Political Correctness is tyranny with a Happy Face.
    Political correctness - The '90s version of McCarthyism!
    Politically correct healthy chili has yogurt and tofu in it? GAG!
    Politically Correct term for `Zombies' is Living Impaired.
    Politicians aren't born, they are excreted. (Cicero)
    Politicians lie to reporters, then believe the papers.
    Politicians worship money like sharks crave whale gristle.
    Polytheism n., the belief that God is a parrot.
    Poo poo occurs.
    Poo poo occurs, on several occasions.
    Poor George can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.
    Poor Mexico, so far from God and so near the United States - P Diaz
    Poor? When there weren't any crawdads, we ate sand.
    "Pops" Anderson, one heck of a nice guy ;*)
    Popular music: cacophony performed by depraved buffoons.
    Pork fat rules! Emeril LaGasse, TV personality and sorta cook.
    Pork: It's my favorite vegetable.
    Pork products make me happy.
    Pork rinds: It could be a lot of things, excluding pork.
    Pork rinds? Main ingredient: salt not pork!
    Pornography? We don't even have a pornograph!
    Porridge wog - a rather un-PC term for a Scottish person.
    Possibilities are limited only by your imagination.
    Posted by one whose mind isn't twisted, but sprained...
    Posting anonymously from the witless protection program.
    Post may contain information unsuitable for overly sensitive persons.
    Potted meat: all the other stuff too vile for hot dogs.
    Potty Mouth! Potty Mouth!
    Poverty comes vary cheap around here!!!
    Poverty is the mother of crime. - Marcus Aurelius Antonius
    Powell resigns after finding his office furniture replaced by Rice's.
    Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
    Powerful hardware is a poor substitute for efficient software.
    Power is dangerous unless you have humility.
    "Pozdrevly ayu sprazdnikom Rozhdestva Khristova is Novim Godom."-Russian Xmas Practical politics consists of ignoring facts. Henry Adams
    Practice good mirth control, use a conundrum.
    Practice mirth control. Use a conundrum!
    Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty.
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