Practice safe algebra...use brackets!
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Practice safe eating.... always use condiments!!!
Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value to scarcity.
Praise to the chile gods for giving us Habaneros.
Prayers are always answered. The answer is usually no!
Precision bombing is normally accurate within plus or minus one mile. PREDICTION: You are reading messages right now.
PregNet: Undergoing rapid expansion!
"Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok." - Czech
"Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok." - Czech Christmas
Prejudice is ignorance matured.
Preparation, knowledge, and discipline can deal with any form of danger. Prepare for the ultimate journey into an uncharted wilderness.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Pre production planning prevents poor Performance!
Preserve wildlife. Pickle a squirrel.
Preserve Wild Life. Throw a party.
Press all the keys at once to continue...
Press ALT-F for the French Version of this bilingual recipe.
Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!
Press any key to continue....NO NO NO NOT THAT ONE!!!!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press <Ctrl-Alt-Del> now to access the pirated GIFS! ;*)
Press <Ctrl-Alt-Del> now to access the pirate software.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now to access the pirate software.
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ...
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to store all new data:
Press CTRL-TAB-ESC to abort.
Press F1 to Reboot.
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes.
Press the <STOP> key now...
Press "+" to see another tagline.
Press to test. <click> Release to detonate...
Pretentious? I think not. Snobbish, maybe, but not pretentious.
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
"Priecigus Ziemas Svetkus un Laimigu Jauno Gadu." - Latvian
"Priecigus Ziemas Svetkus un Laimigu Jauno Gadu." - Latvian Christmas Prime-time TV is the opiate of the masses.
Pringles Xtreme Ranch with 142 unpronounceable ingreds from Dow.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Printf('to C or not to C..that is the question');
Prisons are places people go to in a pinch.
Probable Non-Dos disk. Insert Apple in A: drive.
Problems! Problems! If only to much MONEY was a problem!
Processed Cheeses: The triumph of technology over conscience.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry.
Profanity: Linguistic crutch for illiterate bastards.
Profanity sucks.
Professional arsonists build vacant lots for money.
Professional lowlife scum would pay top prices for this stuff!
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
Professor: a textbook wired for sound.
Program abort: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
Program call to load Windows: "Here_piggy_piggy_piggy!"
Programmer (n): One who makes salesman's lies come true.
Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming is like sex: one mistake, you have to support it for life.
Progress in ethics is the only cure for progress in science.
Progress is made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. Pro-life? Fine. GET one, and stay out of mine!
Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken. - Jonathan Swift.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Pros are people who do jobs well even when they don't feel like it
Prosperity begets friends; adversity proves them.
Prostitution is Sex + Free Enterprise. Which don't you like?
Protein is scarce outside of meat.
Proverbs 3:13 | Happy is the man that findeth wisdom,...
"Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something."
Psalms 18:2 |...God, my strength, in whom I will trust;
Psalms 23:1 | The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
P.S. I paid you and I want the negatives. OR ELSE!
Pssst. Wanna buy some French icons?
Psychiatry is the care of the id, by the odd.
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems
Psychic Dwarf Escapes Prison: Small medium at large.
Psychic Mafia, n. - The Cosa Nostradamus
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Psychoceramics: The study of hard-headed SysOps.
Psychoses are red, Melancholia's blue, I'm Schizo...you?
Pudding is good for you.
Pudding is haute cuisine.
Pudding is historic.
Pudding is not currently a fashionable dessert.
Pudding is tasty indeed.
Pudding of course accompanied by lashings of custard.
PUI: Piglet User Interface.
Pull up everything. Those that grow again are weeds!
Puns are bad, but poetry is verse.
Puppies: squealing yelping needy drool machines, but so cute.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel.
Purely out of curiosity, how old is your daughter?
Purist, Schmurist! I take the simplest route!
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Purrverse (n): a poem about a Cat.
Push any key. Then push the any other key.
Put on your seatbelt - I'm gonna try something new!
Put the glue away and open the doors and windows.
Putting out the fire with vaseline ...
Put your comments here (write legibly) --> [ ]
Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing power.
Q Baked beans - Don't call them Boston Baked Beans.
QEMM Exception #13: [L]ockup, [L]ockup, or [L]ockup?
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Quarrels would not last long if the fault was only on one side.
Que sera, salami: What will be, will go good with mustard.
Question anything that starts "Obviously..."
Question authority . . . and the authorities will question you.
QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick!
Quick, easy, enlightenment; Just axe for it.
QUICK! Hand me the cat; the cherry bomb's lit!
Quick! Pick a color from 1 to 10....
Quiet, don't type so hard, I've got a headache!
Quit eating veal and cheese and duck livers you evil sick humans.
Quit laughing before you piss me off; that wasn't supposed to be funny.
quote only what ties to your reply - stop QUOTAHOLISM.
Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts!"
Q: What is the best IDE for unix? A: Unix is the best IDE!
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it.
Rabbit au gratin de gelatine under tooled leather... drool, drool!
Rabid Beaver Zombies.
Race car spelled backwards is race car.
Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.
Radioactive Zombie Porn Stars - On the next Geraldo!
RADIO SHACK - You've got questions! We've got blank looks!!!
Rain that nourishes an optimist's flower make a pessimist's weed grow.
Raising kids teaches you many things... too late to do you any good.
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
Ran Dblspace on my monitor and now I get Channel 6!
Random answers are my specialty!
Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange.
'R:BASE 3.1 is dramatically faster than 3.0' v7n6, pp3
R:BASE is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
Reading is just staring at dead wood for hours & hallucinating.
"Reading is the way up. Knowledge is the key to everything."
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
Read the damn ingredient list, would you?
Read the docs? What a RADICAL concept!
Real charity doesn't care if it's tax deductible or not.
Reality: a crutch for those who can't handle drugs.
Reality crept in. I nailed it for trespassing.
Reality? I'll only go as a tourist!
Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
Reality is an illusion: men are only the dreams of gods.
Reality is for people with no grasp of fantasy.
Reality is for those who can't face fantasy.
Reality is knowing that every silver lining has a cloud.
Reality is never fair.
Reality is ok - I just don't make a habit of it.
Reality is relative, but Relativity is real.
Reality is something you rise above.
Reality is totally unaffected by your strongest belief.
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
Reality.Sys Corrupted: Re-Boot Universe (Y/N/Q/I)
Real knowledge is: know the extent of one's ignorance.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.
"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." - Confucius
Real live Christmas tree for sale...used only 20 days..
Really Big Plots require Really Big Weapons.
Really. Kevin. You're about ready for kookdom.
Really, they SO violate my self-imposed injunction on processed foods.
Real mathematicians are a subset of complex mathematicians.
Real men eat wolvarine foie gras; the heck with those honking geese.
Real Men need fast cars; it's essential to our health.
Real Men need good scotch; it's essential to our health.
Real Men need pizza and beer; it's essential to our health.
Real Men Need Poker Night; it's essential to our health.
Real Men need sex; it's essential to our health.
Real processors don't have segments.
Real programmers begin "COPY CON PROG.EXE"
Real Programmers Don't Write Games.
REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker!
Real yuppies can do their laundry without quarters.
Reason for leaving last job: "maturity leave."
Reason not withstanding the universe continued unabated...
Rebel Without a Sauce: A wild young chef creates bland dishes.
Recessions are started by people who fear recessions.
Recession: you do without things your grandparents never heard of.
Recession: your neighbour looses his job; depression: you do.
Recognize my authority lest you recognize my wrath.
Recursive book title: "Macs For Dummies".
Red Bull may give you wings but whisky will give you balls.
RED is not a kool-aid flavor.
Redman Tobacco Co. sends Bri a Christmas card...what's wrong with that?
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Redneck Restaurant Conundrum: "What wine goes with Moon Pies?"
Redneck: someone who thinks Dom Perignon's a Mafia leader.
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES.
Redundancy - an airbag in a politician's car.
Re-elect George W Bush = We bugger electors, eh?
References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me.
Reformat drive C: [Y]es [O]k [F]ine by me?
Refried beans? Why couldn't they do 'em right the FIRST time?
Regardless of what happens, someone always knew it would.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Reincarnating... I'll be right back so don't touch my stuff!
Reincarnation phobia: The fear that you'll come back as yourself.
Rejection: when your imaginary friends won't even talk to you.
Relax. It's only ones and zeroes.
RELIABLE SOURCE: Person starting slanderous rumour.
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Religious error: (A)tone, (R)epent, (I)mmolate?
Remember boy, I'm a redneck. Taunts will only launch me into a frenzy. Remember Hagar: First you pillage, and then you burn.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Remember: Landings should always equal takeoffs!
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Remember: No matter where you go, there you are.
Remember - Strip mining prevents forest fires!
Remember that the customs of your tribe are not laws of nature!
Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?"
Remember the VW Anomaly...er, Bug?
Remember those who served...and gave you what you have today. ;*)
Remember to face the sun and you shall never see the shadows.
Remember what today is and what to do...not just today but everyday.
Remember when "drag" meant streets and car racing?
Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
Remember, your relatives had no choice in the matter either.
Remind them Christ was a freaking Rabbi fer God's sake.
Remorse - Regret that one waited so long to do it.
Removal of this Tagline is Punishable under US Law.
"REP.. REP.. REP.." - Frog with a QWK packet stuck in his throat
Republican and Democrat are just more words for politician.
Republicans are no longer right wing, they are more like Left Wing Lite. Research has found that research causes cancer in mice.
Reserve the apostrophe for it's proper use; omit it when its not needed. Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson
Resist much. Obey little. - Walt Whitman
Respect those who seek truth; avoid those who claim it.
Responsibility is the one thing in the world that develops us.
Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs.
Restaurant Closed Due To Mole Infestation.
Restaurant smoking section: like having a peeing section at the pool. Restaurants where black cardamoms have little legs give me the sweats! Retirement: Twice the husband on half the money. - Anonymous wife Retroactivist, n. - A person championing past causes.
Revenge is a dish best served.... with stuffing instead of potatoes! "Revolutionary" = Repackaged.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Ride it like you stole it.
Ridicule is usually the first and last argument of fools.
Rifles may not be able to cook, but they can always get you some chow. Righteousness is easy in retrospect.
Right, mate, I'll just throw another Ken on the Barbie!
Right now, People are eating pigs for lunch!
Right now: Pigs are becoming...lunch!
Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!
Risk something or forever sit with your dreams. - Herb Brooks
"Roadkill? Heck, Jim lets go back. That critter is still _alive_." - Bubba Roast beef and puddings form nearly all an Englishman's eatables.
Roasted garlic is one of the great accomplishments of civilization.
ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online.
Rock is Dead. Long live Paper and Scissors!
Roight, I'll just bugger off then, shall I? Very good.
Ronald McDonald grinningly luring kids into chemical/fat addictions.
"Roomsaid Joulu Phui ja Uut Aastat." - Estonian
"Roomsaid Joulu Phui ja Uut Aastat." - Estonian Christmas
Room service? Send up 2 more pot roasts & 3 pillows with mints on them.
Room service? Send up cherries, whipped cream and a silk rope.
Roosters weigh more, maybe, because of their, well, you know.
Roses are green, violets are pink... Hey, the walls are melting again.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, My lawyer and I are about to sue you.
Roses are red. Violets are purple. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.
Roses smell better than onions but make bad soup.
Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
Royal Canadian Mint: The buck starts here.
RTFM? I would read the manual if I could find it.
RTFM - Revert To Former Method!
rub-a-dub-dub, just relaxing in the tub... ;*)
Rugged the beast that beauty cannot tame.
Rule #0: There is no C*b*l.
Rumor has it that slugs drown in beer. Slugs spread this rumor.
Running into debt isn't bad but running into creditors is upsetting!
RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent User.
Runts of the world unite. Stand on someone's shoulders and look normal
Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress.
SAC Headquarters.
SAC: Peace is our profession. The bombing is just a hobby.
Sacred cows make better hamburgers. -Graffiti
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman
Saddam hates America, loves mistresses and wears a beret. He's French!
Sadly, Dubya thinks Roe v. Wade has something to do with water.
Sadly, he died tragically in a chip fat fire.
Sadly, lightning did not smite him down on the spot.
Sadly, the bank's ad writers are not the ones who make the loans.
Safety is the best policy. Wrap that rascal.
Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea, "Let us fly."
Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain.
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Salmon Day: Swimming against the current & getting screwed in the end.
Salvador Dali:Surreal Killer! Quaker Oats:Cereal Killer.
Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat.
Sandwich spread: bulge you get from eating too many of them.
Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
San Francisco: where men are men - and women too.
Sanity Is A State Of Mind, And I Moved Out Of State.
Santa Claus has the right idea ... Visit people only once a year.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Santa's Rules #16: Never feed your reindeer chili!!!!
Sara Lee makes underwear? Isn't that sort of weird?
"Sarbatori Fericite. La Multi Ani." - Romanian Christmas
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
Saskatchewan: Acres and acres of just acres!
Saskatchewan: Not the end of the earth, but you can see it from here!
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures
Sattinger's Law: "It works better if you plug it in."
Sauce is for mistakes.
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!
Save Canada: When you leave, take a politician with you.
Save gold...it has VALUE, not a printed price.
SAVE THE EARTH! It's the only planet with chocolate.
Save the Rain Forest! Eat a vegetarian!
Save the soybean, eat meat.
Save the turtles - don't wax your car.
Save The Whales - they make good leftovers!
Save the world too often, it begins to expect it.
Save this message ! You may need it !
Save trees, legalize hemp for fiber farming.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Save your burnt out light bulbs - I'm building a darkroom!
Say pistachios ... it's impolite to say nuts.
Say Ten Billion Hail Marys And Shut The Whole Goddamn Thing Down.
Say what you will but women are the best opposite sex we have.
SC also brought us mustard sauce on pig.
Scarfing down bags of greasy Taco Bell swill like it's harmless candy. Scattered f___ing showers....My ass! - Noah, 4314 BC
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Schizophrenia beats going home alone on a cold, wet, night.
School days, school days, good old golden rule days.... ;*)
School lunches stick to the wall.
Schubert had a horse named Sara; Schubert's Sara neighed.
Science does not understand why mosquitoes do not need sleep.
Science has proof sans certainty. Creationists have certainty sans proof. Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
Scientists have always been the pawns of the military.
Scientology can free us from the crippling yoke of common sense. SCoMiT......Secondary Co-Moderator in Training
SCOS...Eunuchs by another name, "Sexually Challenged OS".
Scotland-men are men, women are cold, & sheep are nervous.
"Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message."
SCRAPPLE: all the other stuff too vile for hot dogs.
Scrapple! Nothing like grinding up a pig and selling it in brick form. Scratching head and wandering off mumbling to self.
Screw mad cow. Screw the dumb ol' scare.
Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable.
Search and destroy typing system has struck again......
Seasoned with Angora bitters eh? Tastes like you used the whole goat!
Seattle: An Indian word meaning "52 degrees and raining."
Second star to the right and straight on till morning...
Secret of electronics: Keep the smoke in the wires.
Secrets are what we tell everybody else not to tell anybody.
SECTOR NOT FOUND. Did you look under the sofa?
Sects, sects, sects, is that all you monks think about?
Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig.
Seek out the FAQ you must. Much accumulated wisdom you will find.
"Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of." Seems the -PHFFFT- noise was the warranty expiring.
See what you get for thinking.
Seinfeld was a show about nothing.
Seis de Mayo - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers.
"Selamah Tahun Baru." - Indonesian Christmas
"Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru." - Malay Christmas
"Selamat Hari Natal." - Indonesian Christmas
Self-evident: Evident to one's self and no one else.
Self Extracting Tagline. Please wait..........................
Self made men have one common problem: they worship their maker.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
Send $20.00 in small unmarked electrons.
Send Bush back to Texas and just to be safe send Texas back to Mexico.
SEND FOR OUR FREE BROCHURE TODAY!
Send lawyers, guns & money! The shit has hit the fan!
Send me a gun. Please. I'll gladly end it all right here and now folks.
Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist.
Send more cheap wine and you guys can be our friends.
Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious!
Send the virgins to wax my loin cloth !
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Senior Campbell's NEW Large Type Alphabet Soup!!!
Separate two eggs? Why, are they fighting?!?
Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
Seriously, though, what the hell is brimstone? -Satan
Seriousness, n. - The very next step to being dull.
Sermons are like pie crust, the shorter the better.
Serve ripe orange Scotch Bonnets as little candy pumpkins.
Set phasers on Habanero.
SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEONETHATCRASHED!
Sevareid's Rule: "The chief cause of problems is solutions."
Sewer Rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know.
Sex and food ain't everything, there's booze too!
Sex and violence: Can't enjoy one if you don't survive the other.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Sex drives me crazy! Others too!
Sex has no calories.
Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. With five, it's fantastic.
Sex is a misdemeanor. The more you miss de meaner you get.
Sex is a mutual fun investment.
Sex is better than logic. You can't prove it, but it is.
Sex IS dirty... If you're doing it right.
Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur...
Sex is like chinese food, half an hour later, ya want more!
Sex is natural, but not if its done right!
Sex relieves tension, Love makes tension.
Sexual repression causes most of the violence in the world today.
Sex without love is still...Sex!
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Shall I scream? Let's scream together. -SLR
Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!
Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
Sharing multiplies the joy.
Sharp thinking comes in handy more often than sharp shooting.
She aches, just like a woman...
She always flirts with the butcher... Playing for bigger steaks.
She can't look at a Hallmark card without weeping.
She could host a new cooking show: "Cooking with too much cheese".
She denied eating my peppers, but demanded *lots* of ice cream *now*.
Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late.
Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers!
She has not yet studied it in school and is therefore an expert.
She hunted mushrooms with a bad man and lost her morels.
She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something...
She'll kill ya, but it's the only way to go.
Shell to DOS ... Come in DOS ... Hello, DOS?
She meant `walk' the dog, not `wok' the dog!
"Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai." - Mandarin Chinese Christmas
"Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand." - Armenian Christmas
She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart!
She's a chiliholic, and she just can't help herself.
She's at that age. Too young for Medicare and too old for men to care.
She's not a gossip, just an interesting news source!
She's out of estrogen and has a gun!
"She's wearing a gownless evening strap!"
She takes the pill so she knows what day it is.
She tasted like chili peppers.
She took me in and gave me breakfast.
She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
She was a mean old cow who acted like she had a buffalo spirit.
She was dead kinky for sweetbreads.
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
She who hesitates hasn't had a second cup.
She won't last forever, so why buy her a diamond?
She wore a grey bathing suit & Greenpeace tried to tow her to the sea.
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
"Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto." - Japanese Christmas
"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
Ships don't COME in, they're BROUGHT in.
Shocking truth: 50% of Americans are below average.
Shoot all the Radicals!
Shooting certainly isn't warranted for this offense; therapy might be.
Shoot low boys! They're riding Shetland ponies! -- Lewis Grizzard
Shop at Wal-Mart. Hail Satan.
Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol.
Short Books: A review of 5 star restaurants in Afghanistan.
Short Books: Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu.
Short Books: French Hospitality to non-Francophones.
Short Books: Spotted Owl Recipes by the U.S. EPA.
Short Books: The Amish Phone Book.
Short Books: The Software Engineer's Guide to Fashion.
Short Books: Why People Are More Important Than Animals, by Greenpeace.
Shortly after buying a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.
Short summary....a buncha text on food.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Should'a never had those little Vietnamese peppers...
Should I get a gun for crooks or a Handycam for cops?
Shouldn't you be doing something productive?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Should we tell the children when we move?
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Shrimp tastes really stupid in chili.
Shun corporate "concept" restaurants.
Shun corporate theme restaurants.
Shun fast food.
Shut up and eat your Durian (in memory of Stephen Ceideburg)
Shut Up...Just Shut Up!
Side effects may include headaches, death, bed wetting and nightmares.
Side effects may include nausea, diarrhea, anxiety, and sleeplessness.
Sigh, obsessive compulsive behavior is so repetitive...
Sigh. You caught me in the only mistake I have ever made ever.
Sign at Denny's: No Shirt, No shoes, No Hood, No Service.
Sign at Diner: "Breakfast special - scrambled egsg."
Sign Here: __________________________________
Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.
Sign in office. "Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below".
Sign my petition to have chocolate declared a vegetable.
Sign my petition to have McDonald's declared a toxic waste dump.
Sign my petition to outlaw blue food.
Sign my petition to outlaw chili with beans.
Sign my petition to outlaw silly hot sauce names.
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