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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:45:08 2016
    Life is not about how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
    Life is not a cabaret, it's a circus!
    Life is NOT Burger King...you can NOT always "Have It Your Way".
    Life is not so much a matter of position as of disposition.
    Life is one weird tub of guacamole and I am all out of chips.
    Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. But the transition is troublesome.
    Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot water.
    Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
    Life is simpler when you just plow around the stump.
    Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
    Life is so easy if you just let it.
    Life is so uncertain, eat dessert first.
    Life is the variety of spice.
    Life is too short to drink bad coffee.
    Life is too short to learn Z-Modem parameters!
    Life is too short to stuff a clam.
    Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
    Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.
    Life is very interesting if you make misteaks.
    Life is what happens when you are making other plans.
    Life is what's coming....not what was.
    Life like food, usually needs a little spice!
    Life may not be exactly pleasant, but it is at least not dull.
    Life must of been a lot simpler when the Indians ran this country.
    Life's like a bath: the longer you stay in, the wrinklier you get.
    Life's precious moments have more value when they are shared.
    Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid.
    Life without chilies or girls is possible but very dull.
    Life without sex is like a ice cream sundae with no cherry.
    Life would be exhausting if it were a musical.
    Lighten up! You take yourself much too seriously!
    Light year: A regular year with less calories.
    Light Year: regular year with less calories.
    Like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
    Like a dragon commanding ducks.
    Like a martini without the egg.
    Like an epic sweatshop junk-food wasteland of a North Idaho Wal-Mart.
    Like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard....
    Like Gerald, Lord Sandwich, had...? Yes, a few rounds of Geralders.
    Like it or not, the American Empire is here.
    Like it's not, like, professional and you'll sound, like, stupid.
    'Like putty in your hands' takes on a new and depressing meaning.
    Like you can have a "guy's weekend" without beer.
    Limbaugh, the radio dreamsicle of ten million terrified white men.
    Limitations are stepping stones to creativity.
    Limit Congressmen to 2 terms.. 1 in Congress 1 in Jail!
    Lincoln's Gettysburg address: ALincoln@gettysburg.com
    Line Noise Brought to You By an I.R.S. Phone Tap
    Line noise? I don't get li-Cac|+ NO CARRIER
    Line noise provided by Rochester Telephone Corporation!
    Linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
    "linksmu sventu Kaledu ir Laimingu Nauju Metu." - Lithuanian Christmas
    Liquor is one way out an' death's the other.
    Liquor makes everything right!
    Liquor Sales Dip Blamed On Less Drinking - film at 11.
    Listen to MY nonsense...or I'll squeal to the Moderator! ;*)
    Listen to MY nonsense, or I'll squeal to the SysOp! ;*)
    Listen, you malfunctioning mess of microchips.
    Lite beer tastes much like mating beavers.
    Live a little - butter both sides of the bread.
    Live as you wish your kids did.
    Live dangerously...order sushi at the next truck stop.
    Live from Yellowknife where snow is measured in yards, not feet.
    Live life as an exclamation, not an explanation!
    Live life to Enjoy! I'll sleep when I'm dead.
    Liver is such offal meat.
    Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.
    Live so that you wouldn't be afraid to sell your parrot to a cop.
    Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
    Live today to the fullest for tomorrow may not be.
    Living in a vacuum sucks.
    Living is hazardous to your health.
    Living it up is a prelude to living it down.
    Living near a forest doesn't make you a lumberjack.
    Loafing, n. - A pleasant way to make one's daily bread.
    Lobsters are the biggest member of the cockroach family.
    Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
    Logically Logitech legitifies legitimacy, literally!
    Logic is a systematic way to come to the wrong answer with confidence.
    Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence.
    Logic is powerless against the erection.
    Look at all them f___ing Indians! - Custer, 1876
    Look at it sideways.
    Look at the size of that pepper mill!
    Look for opportunities...not guarantees.
    Look, if we're both going to Hell, maybe we should carpool?
    looking at a pair of nipples never hurt anybody. #FreeTheNipple
    Looking back on 2004 we have to conclude that it could have been worse.
    Look! - It's an endangered species, a unique/uncopied tagline!
    Looks like another case of Clue Deficit Disorder.
    Looks like I picked a bad year to stop sniffing glue.
    Look, stick to the story and no one has to go to jail.
    Look them straight into the eye, and offer them a bribe.
    Look! Velveeta sticks to the ceiling!!!
    Look where you're going or you won't get there.
    Loop: See Circle..... Circle: see loop.
    Loop: See loop.
    Loot, pillage, burn....Hey, this barbarian stuff is FUN!
    Lord dyin'!
    Lord, grant me patience, but first .....
    Lord Tunderin' Jesus!
    Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.
    Losers let it happen. Winners make it happen.
    Losers: See "Kids' Friends"
    Lots of beef and oceans of grog. (Navy)
    Louie Louie, me gotta go. Louie Louie, me gotta go.
    Louie Louie, me gotta go . Three nights and days we sailed the sea.
    Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
    Louis Pasteur was a great man.
    Love and potatoes both spring from the eyes.
    Love is being owned by a rottweiler!
    Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
    Lovely crunchy drooly drippy crispy chunks of pig fat.
    Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!
    Low-carb beer: 75% less carbs, no gut but it tastes like water.
    Lurker: Someone who doesn't like to make friends.
    Luxuriantly hand crafted of only the finest Ascii.
    Mac Classic: The COPY CON of Computers!
    Macdonald's.... what kind of sick freak are you?
    Machine-independent Program: program which will not run on any machine. MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove.
    Mac 'n' cheese. Now that's a vegetable.
    Macroswill beer tastes much like mating beavers.
    Mad cow disease can be neutralized with A-1 Steak Sauce.
    Madness is rare in individuals but in nations it is the rule.
    Madness is the inability to not think.
    Madness takes its toll. Exact change only, please.
    Madness takes its toll - please have exact change.
    Maestro survives lightning hit. He was a poor conductor.
    Mafia hires Pro Wrestlers to assassinate OJ - Nat. Enq. [Duhhhh.]
    Mafia Member #2063. Spam this account at your own risk.
    Magicians are a vanishing species.
    Magic. Make me disappear. Stay on topic and obey the rules.
    Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!
    Mail waiting: musta said something rilly stupid.
    Mail waiting, must have said something real stupid.
    Mail your ideas, written on the back of a $20 bill, to..
    Maintenance release - The janitor wrote it!
    Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
    Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am.
    Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
    Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
    Make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.
    Make love, not war!!! - Heck, do both. Get married!!!
    Make millions: Start a restaurant called No Stupid Birthday Songs.
    Make my day - try to pick up someone else!
    Make new friends, but cherish the old ones.
    Make sure she gets her proper folate ratio, or... folatio.
    Makes you cringe and squirm and want to move on quickly.
    Make the most of yourself for that's all there is to you.
    Make those steaks well done, darlin'. I don't want no pets.
    Make yourself necessary to somebody.
    Making long-term decisions requires short-term difficulties.
    Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.
    "Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon." - Tagalog (Filipino) Christmas
    Mama don' 'low no Pseudonecrobeastaphilaphobia round here.
    Mammy, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear ol' Mammy! ;*)
    Management reserves the right to alter reality without prior notice.
    Managing software engineers is like herding cats.
    Man cannot live by bread alone. He must have peanut butter!
    Man cannot live on bread alone; that's why there's orange marmalade.
    Mandatory tagline omitted; moderator gone berserk. Story at 11:00.
    Mandle Brot is Biscotti that has religion!
    Man does not live by bread alone. He must have peanut butter - Dave Gardner
    Man dreads fame as a pig dreads fat. -Asian Proverb
    Man hits smiling psychic - says he was just striking a happy medium.
    Man, honest. Will take anything.
    Man hunts in sport... the beast dies in ernest.
    Man invented language in order to satisfy his deep need to complain.
    Man is a military animal, glories in gunpowder and loves parade.
    Man isn't inherently evil - just inherently stupid.
    Man is only Waters way of moving from point A to B.
    Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature - S. Butler
    Man is the only computer that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
    Man is the only critter who needs to label things as flowers or weeds.
    Man is this recipe ever a piece of SHIT!
    Mankind is divisible into two great classes, hosts and guests.
    Man stand for long time with mouth open before roast duck fly in.
    Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
    Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
    Man who look in stale cookie for advice probably make good bus boy.
    Many a family tree needs trimming.
    Many a true word is spoken in jest. -English Proverb
    Many foreigners will speak English if shouted at repeatedly.
    Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
    Many receive advice; few profit by it. - Publicus Syrus
    Maraschino cherries and pineapple can change SPAM to an exotic dish.
    Marching to a different kettle of fish.
    Margarine? I only use it recreationally. I wouldn't eat it!
    Margaritas in a birdbath? Enough tequila mockingbird!
    Marital status: often. Children: various.
    Marketers are shameless and whorelike and borderline insane.
    Marriage begins the day you merge bank accounts.
    Marriage by a TV evangelist is actually considered legal in most states. Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
    Marriage enders: You propose, we dispose.
    Marriage is a long tedious meal with dessert at the beginning.
    Marriage is an attempt to change a night owl into a homing pigeon.
    Marriage is an expensive way of getting your laundry done free.
    Marriage is an expensive way to get your laundry done free.
    Marriage is like burning the house down to toast the bread.
    Marriage is the underlying cause of all divorces.
    Marriage? No thanks, I don't breed well in captivity.
    Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming - headline
    Marshmallows: candy you light on fire when camping. - Neekha
    Martha Stewart's chicken recipe: boil the bird, then dump the stock.
    Martin Luther King On Dessert... "I Had A Dreamsicle"
    Marxism: Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
    Mary had a little lamb, some wine, & a nice dessert!
    Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
    Mashed potatoes with skim milk is like a sports car with an automatic. "Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua." - Rapa-Nui (Easter Island) Christmas Match + Gasoline make kitty go "WOOF!"
    Mathematic puns are the first sine of madness.
    Math Problems??? Call 1-800-(10x)-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
    Matrimony isn't a WORD, It's a SENTENCE!
    Matter is neither created nor destroyed, it only gets more expensive.
    Matthew 7:20 | Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
    May all your Facebook invites be game invites.
    May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
    Maybe if I go lay down the feeling will go away.
    Maybe I'm wrong.... But, who is to say what's right?
    Maybe it's a hint? Calling a board member gets the recruitment company instead. Maybe it's Canadian pretending to be American?
    Maybe it's Canadian pretending to be English?
    MAYBE: No.
    Maybe Peter Pan was right. I don't want to grow up. - Neekha
    Maybe stupid is too strong a word.
    Maybe the fish goes home and brags about the size of the bait he stole.
    Maybe there are ways to do this sort of thing right.
    Maybe they are playing it straight and actually think this is clever.
    Maybe they are playing it straight and actually think this is good.
    Maybe we're not Italian enough.
    Maybe you'd rather hear what you can catch from a nice rare steak.
    Maybe You Need A Road Trip? Balm for the soul!
    May both sides of your pillow be warm.
    May contain information unsuitable for persons with no sense of humour.
    May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.
    Mayflies continually plot to topple the cedar.
    Mayo is eggs and oil; Miracle Whip is mostly polyester.
    "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
    "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator. Resistance is futile!
    May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.
    May the pin of the bathroom stall never reach the lock to close the door.
    May we be happy and our enemies know it!
    May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still attached. May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.
    May you forever feel your cellphone vibrating in the pocket it's not even in. May you have your laptop charge all night without noticing the chord isn't plugged in the wall.
    May you live all the days of your life.
    May you never be quite certain whether that pressure is a fart or poop.
    May you never remember these curses when you try to.
    May you outlive what you mean to do.
    May your article load that extra little bit as you're about to click a link so you click an ad instead.
    May your bread rise well and your oven bake perfectly.
    May your chair produce a sound similar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that it was just the chair.
    May your cookie always be slightly too large to fit inside your glass of milk. May your five year old neighbor have their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.
    May your life be as pleasant as you are.
    May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so

    that you have to get up and close it.
    May your return calls always go unanswered, even though you literally just f*cking called me, Kyle.
    May your spoon always slip and sink under the hot soup you eat.
    May your tea be too hot when you receive it, and too cold by the time you remember it's there.
    McCafe baristas complete a whole 40-hour training course.
    McCafe is McDonald's attempt to steal excess profits from Starbucks. McDonald's: Same Crap, Same Prices - Just Keep Buyin' It, Tubby!
    McDonald's: Spill a Coffee and WIN!
    McDonald's: Tastes Just Like Real Food!
    McDonald's: You Don't Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You? McMemories: a tofu tribute to the burger. RIP Beef.
    McNuggets are not edible. Shouldn't be considered food.
    McSushi - cooked fresh EVERYDAY!!!
    Me and my two friends... Smith & Wesson.
    Meanness don't happen overnight.
    Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
    Meanwhile Yasser Arafat, already dead, continues to worsen.
    Me?...a packrat?? YUP and darn proud of it too!! ;*)
    Me...a skeptic? I trust you have proof.
    Me, a stranger? Nah, just a friend you haven't met yet.
    Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
    Medical breakthrough: Chicken blood transfusions make men cocky.
    Medical breakthrough: Chicken blood transfusions make women lay better.
    Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long
    Medicine amuses the sick while nature cures the disease.
    Medicine is the art of guessing.
    Medicine: the art of amusing the ill while nature heals.
    Meeting: A gathering where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
    Me? FAT? No, just horizontially disproportionate...
    "Me hav'em heap trouble." Tonto the programmer
    Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you?
    Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
    "Mele Kalikimake me ka Hauloi Makahiki hou." - Hawaiian Christmas
    Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Kenders.
    Memeory? Did I ever have one of those?? ;*)
    Memories...tucked between the pages of your mind... ;*)
    Memories..tucked between the pages of your mind....
    Memory feeds imagination!
    Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
    Men are, at heart, just little boys in long trousers.
    Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
    Men are not innocent as beasts and never will be. - Auden
    Men are the best cooks. We're not afraid of sugar and white flour.
    Men find it difficult to make eye contact cause breasts don't have eyes.
    Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.
    Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
    Mental compatability not covered by warranty.
    Mental floss prevents moral decay.
    Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of.
    Men want to marry virgins cause they can't stand criticism.
    Men who eat chocolate live longer. I plan to live forever
    Men will vacuum when Sears makes one you can ride on.
    Mercy is for fools and priests.
    Merger of Fed Ex and United Parcel Service: FedUps.
    "Merii Kurisumasu." - Japanese Christmas
    Mermaids are no fun to dance with, but very nice in the pool.
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
    Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.
    Merry Christmas to all from the feline furries.
    Merry Christmas ya filthy animal ... an' a happy new year!
    Merry Christmas, $#@#$ you.
    Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc...
    ME sane? I don't think so!! ;*)
    Me see Jamaican moon above. It won't be long me see me love.
    Message contents may settle during mailing\:...:/
    Message to Aliens: Welcome to Earth...75% water, 25% shopping malls.
    Me take her in my arms and then I tell her I never leave again.
    Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people!
    Metaphors be with you...
    Me think of girl constantly. On the ship, I dream she there.
    Microbiology Lab: STAPH ONLY!
    Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too.
    MicroSoft is trying to drag me, kicking and screaming into the '80's! Microsoft: Making it all. Make sense?
    Microsoft's motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
    Microwave ovens: consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. Microwave, Playboy and a box of cheap wine - life is good ;)
    Middle age is when you know your way around, but don't feel like going.
    Middle age is when you're stiff all over except where it counts.
    Middle age is when you start to burn the midnight oil about 9 PM.
    Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
    Mildly Bent: Uses feather. Kinky: Uses entire chicken.
    Milhous, we live in the age of cooties! - Bart Simpson
    Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
    Milkman in high heels: Dairy Queen.
    Millihelen - Amount of beauty needed to launch 1 ship.
    MilliHelen: Amount of Beauty Needed to Launch One Ship
    Millions now living will never fry!
    Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.
    Mind... Mind... Let's see, I had one of those around here someplace.
    Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.
    Mind you, any dead animal on a bun tastes pretty good to me.
    Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one..
    Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
    Mirror, mirror on the wall . . . what the hell happened?
    Miserable obnoxious little gill-breathing barsterds.
    Misers aren't fun to live with but they make wonderful ancestors.
    Misers are the worst kind of poor.
    Misogynist - A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. Mispellers of the world UNTIE!
    Missed by that much.
    Mission Bells ringing...ting-a-ling-a-ling
    Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error-correcting.
    Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
    Mistakes are their own instructors.
    Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.
    MIXED EMOTIONS: When your kid gets an "A" in sex ed class.
    Mixed feelings: mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
    Mix habs into the cheese before stuffing your poppers, for flavor. Mmm..foot-long chili dog.. - Homer
    "Mmm, Great sushi," said Tom, with baited breath.
    MMMMMmmmmmm.. Foot-long Chili Dog! - Homer
    Mmmm. Roast Leg of Insurance Salesman!
    Mobius strippers do not show their back side.
    Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
    MODEM? I've been calling this BBS with a Tarot deck.
    Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?
    Modem Police...we clocked you at over 3300 cps.
    Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-]
    Modem sex begins with a handshake.
    Moderate Chile-Heads: We're here, we're fairly wimpy, and we're proud! Moderation is simply no fun.
    "Moderator.. Kinda like a Sysop, only more arrogant."
    Modern people have put aside superstition and acquired psychiatry.
    Modern religions are only ancient follies rejuvenated.
    Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often.
    Moi, an INSTIGATOR?????
    Molly the HouseGoddess says, "Life is hard, then you nap."
    Mommy!!!! What are birds and bees???? And why is it important???
    MOM'S HINT #158: Gingerbread houses aren't worth the work.
    Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
    Monday is a terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.
    Monday is the root of all evil.
    Mondays are a rotten way to spend 1/7th of your life.
    Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last.
    Money and manure work better when spread around!
    Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
    Money is a terrible master - but, an excellent servant!
    Money is flat and meant to be piled up. - Scotch Proverb
    Money is like manure; not good except spread. - Bacon
    Money is made of woven linen, not paper.
    Money is not everything . . . there's Mastercard and Visa.
    Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch!
    Money isn't everything.......but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
    Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
    "Money isn't everything." "Name me one thing it isn't!"
    Money isn't everything. Usually it isn't even enough.
    Money is the root of all wealth.
    Money may be the root of all evil, but greed is the fertilizer.
    Money may not buy happiness but most of are willing to try it.
    Money might as well grow on trees. It always leaves.
    Money saved for a rainy day buys less umbrellas than it used to.
    Money? Sysops don't make any!
    Money talks . . . chocolate sings!
    Money Talks! Mine always says goodbye!
    Money was invented so we could know exactly how much we owe.
    Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
    Money will not buy poverty. - Gus Gillrie
    Monkey + Keyboard
    Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
    Monogamous and monotonous are synonymous.
    Mon pays, c'est le Canada et la neige !
    Montpelier is the only U.S. capital without a McDonalds. Good for it! Moosehead: in N.B it's a beer; in Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
    Morale doesn't rise. It filters down from the top!!!
    Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
    More annoying than a reformed smoker is a former carboholic.
    More cars per capita than occurrences of raw unbridled love.
    More chiles, less cat, please!
    More comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
    More die in the United States from too much food that from too little.
    More evidence of the decline of Western civilization.
    More people eat alligators than alligators eat people.
    More prosaic than the Holy Grail, but then most things are.
    More than half my souvenirs from that tropical vacation were hot sauces.
    More "white trash" end of the cooking scale than plantation owner.
    More "white trash" end of the economic scale than plantation owner.
    Morgue, you stab'em, we slab'em!
    Morris dancing is a country survival from times when people were happy. Mortgaging a future crop is saddling a wobbly colt.
    Moses: "The Arabs get all the oil & we get the end cut off our what?"
    MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
    Most accidents happen in the kitchen... and we have to eat them.
    Most allies must be watched just like the enemy.
    Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago.
    Most girls prefer the strong, solvent type.
    Most mythology has its basis in fact.
    Most of the excitement of life is hunting for some.
    Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
    Most of them became sterile after years of watching Larry King.
    Most of the stuff folk worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
    Most of the stuff people worry about happening, don't.
    Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
    Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated!
    Most people deserve each other.
    Most people enjoy cooking, especially when it's done by a master chef.
    Most people make sense, I'm not one of them.
    Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be.
    Most Scottish food began as a dare.
    Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
    Most worries are re-runs!!!
    Mothers of teenagers know why some animals eat their young.
    Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
    Move away from the tagline. You have 10 seconds to comply. 9, 8, 7 ...
    Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a mental toss flycoon...
    Movin` to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches.
    Mr. Garrison, why do poor people always smell like sour milk? - Cartman
    Mr. Geography to the rescue! ;*)
    Mr. President, how was the chili? It's doing a good job.
    "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap!
    MS-DOS: if you believe in a flat Earth, this is the OS for you.
    MS-DOS is to a real OS as "creation science" is to paleontology.
    MS-DOS = the corner church; Amiga = pagan sex magick under a full moon.
    MS Windows....Solitaire like it OUGHTA be!... and LESS!
    Mulroney, finally a Prime Minister worthy of assassination.- Cretien
    MultiMail, the new multi-platform, multi-format offline reader!
    Multi-task? I can't even do ONE thing at once.
    Multitasking attempted. System confused.
    Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
    Multitasking: Crashing both hard-drives at once.
    Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
    Multi-tasking: start a download and get a beer.
    Multitask: make twice the mistakes in 1/2 the time.
    Munitions Cartel Member #2063. Spam this account at your own risk.
    Murdoch is buying up Fox; now that should improve things.
    Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
    Murphy's Law fails only when you try to demonstrate it.
    Murphy's law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.
    Murphy's Paradox: Doing it the hard way is easier in the end.
    Murphy was an optimist.
    Murphy was thinking of me when he wrote those laws.
    Mushroom Omelette: Breakfast of Champignons.
    Mushrooms always grow in damp places... so they look like umbrellas!
    Mushrooms are the opium of the mooses.
    Mushrooms have spoor-gasms.
    Music is the universal language of mankind.
    Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the musician.
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