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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:45:06 2016
    It's magic as exciting as the first few heartbeats of a love affair.
    It's magic if a meal blossoms into one of life's unforgetable moments.
    It's my parity and I'll baud if I want to!
    It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
    Its never too late to have a happy childhood
    It's nice living in the Upper Ottawa Valley.
    It's no secret a man's conscience can sometimes be a pest.
    It's *not* a bald spot...it's a solar panel ;*)
    It's not about amusement, it's about dinner.
    It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
    It's not a bug, it's our does-the-user-use-it feature.
    It's not addictive! I eat it every day & I haven't had a problem yet.
    It's not an inference but it is a definite suspicion.
    It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
    It's not a rumor. It's something I heard.
    Its not a stolen tagline, it's just "previously viewed"
    It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole circus.
    It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
    It's not how much you learn that's important but how little you forget!
    It's not mealtime, it's time for a fix.
    It's not mould. It's just green flour. Yeah, green flour, from Ireland.
    It's not nice to *fool* with Mother Nature, is it?
    It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature!
    It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
    It's no use crying over spilt milk - it only makes it salty.
    It's OK as long as the bacon was from a skinny pig.
    It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
    It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a...
    It's over when the fat lady sits on your face.
    It's past time to go when you start asking yourself if it's time to go.
    It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it.
    It's the best I can do on short notice.
    It's the British kid! He's a little limey zombie now! - Cartman
    It's the cat's house - I just pay the rent & buy the food.
    It's the dawn of the Vegetarian Extremist.
    It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
    It's the net: clarity and depth of thought are totally out of place.
    It's the net: the use of common curtesy is totally out of place.
    It's the net: the use of common sense is totally out of place.
    It's tourist season? Then we can shoot them, right?
    It's Un-American to be Canadian.
    It's what your guests say after they leave that really counts.
    Its you and me against the world. Let's attack!
    It takes a long time to understand nothing.
    It takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin...
    It takes a Real Man to sit indoors all day doing this.
    It takes a special sort of person to admit to making and eating that.
    It takes guts to consume beef tripe.
    It takes many deeds to earn a friend and only one to lose them.
    It tastes just like chicken.
    It tastes likes goose farts on a foggy morning.
    It took me years to write, won't you take a look?
    It was 20 years ago the day Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play.
    It was a dark and stormy byte...
    It was just an apple! (Adam to God)
    It was justifiable homicide, your Honor. He had it comin' to him!
    It wasn't broke until i fixed it a little...
    It wasn't me who bet all my money on France.
    It was on the internet... it must be true.
    It will never end.
    It works! It wokrs! It orwks It Rork+! It UoUr6+!!
    It works! Now, if only I could remember what I did.
    It wouldn't be nearly this cold if we hadn't switched to metric.
    I typed Format COM1 and killed a Northwestel operator.
    I understand the answers, the questions throw me.
    "I understand your concerns. Request denied." - Data
    I used to be a coyote, but I'm alright nooooooooooooooow!
    I used to be a deli worker, but couldn't cut the mustard.
    I used to be a "Programmer", now I "Work with computers".
    I used to be a terrible flirt... but I'm much better at it now...
    I used to be dyslexic, but I'm KO now.
    I used to be sane, but I got better.
    I used to buy dry wells. Cut'em & sold'em for postholes!
    I used to have a drug problem but now I have enough money.
    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    I used to have a life, then I got an HST !
    I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
    I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
    I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted.
    I used to play with my food, but I kept losing...
    I used to think I was stupid, and then I met philosophers
    I used to think I was vague ... but now I'm not so sure!!!!!
    I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    I use moderation...in moderation...
    I use self-defense spray as a breath freshener.
    I've always been a little suspicious of men in beards.
    I've always wanted to go back in time - I had relatives there.
    I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco.
    I've been outed.... I'm a closet habanero fiend.
    I've been pursuing a path of alternate reality
    I've been sane. I am, at present, exploring my other aspects.
    I've been thinking, but it's an accident I swear!
    I've eaten vegetarian a few times and lived to tell the tale.
    I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd ...
    I've found my life's purpose...I'm a bad example for kids.
    I've got a Mickey Mouse PC with a Goofy operating system.
    I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called?
    I've got a sense of humor. I just don't have a sense of anything else.
    I've got a welt from the Bible Belt... -Red Hot Chili Peppers.
    I've got friends in low places, and in high places too.
    I've GOT it together. You should have seen it APART!
    I've got some ideas - none of them pleasent...
    I've gotta be me - everybody else was already taken.
    I've had enough of gardening - I'm just about ready to throw in the trowel
    I've just changed brokers - from stock to pawn.
    I've just hired a harem to guard my UNIX!
    I've learned from my misteaks and I'm sure I couls repeat them exactly.
    I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
    I've learned that, ultimately, 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.
    I've missed my Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy ;*)
    I've missed my Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, ;*)
    I've never heard of anilingus, said Tom, tongue in cheek.
    I've never made an "easy payment."
    I've never seen a good war or a bad piece!
    I've only got one other speed and it's slower. - sign in a diner
    I've reached an age when lifetime guarantees are no longer reassuring.
    I've read some modern free verse and wonder who set it free.
    I've seen rattlesnakes that looked friendlier.
    "I've smoked since I was five; mother insisted." -- Gomez Addams
    I've studied many a quaint & curious volume of forgotten lore.
    I've taken an oath of celibacy, so don't screw with me.
    I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
    I've told you a thousand times, resist hyperbole.
    I've visited reality, there were dirty dishes there.
    Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate.
    I want a girl, just like the girl, that married dear old Dad! ;*)
    I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
    I wanted to be a comedian, but everybody laughed at me.
    I wanted to be born again, but my mother said "NO!"
    I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
    I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas.
    I want to figure out the meaning of life because then I'd be rich.
    I want to give back my tax cut & keep my Social Security!
    I want to grow my own food but i can't find any bacon seeds :(
    I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
    I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space.
    I want to see Cindy Crawford naked eating a popsicle.
    I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then I just ate. - Julia Child
    I was a serial groper but I got slapped silly before my second grope.
    I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.
    I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the light. - Rita Rudner
    I was a victim of a series of accidents, as we all are.. Kilgore Trout
    I was a Wine steward at McDonald's.
    I was barred from a blues festival for depressing the musicians.
    "I was breeding that mold. Its name was Albert." - Lister
    I was going to buy some memory, but I forgot!
    I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
    I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off...
    I was in Chicago once. Blew me away.
    I was just fiddling around and it caught alight.... Nero
    I was married by a Judge... a jury might have let me off!!
    I was not CREATING a disturbance, I was improving one already there.
    I wasn't a born fool, it took work to get this way.
    I wasn't doing anything better with this monkey wrench !!
    I wasn't going to go for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
    I wasn't planing on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere! I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter.
    I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE.
    I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
    I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn & do nothing.
    I was the mafia ethics commissioner.
    I was the pastry chef at a weight-loss clinic.
    I went from wine, women & song to beer, the old lady & TV.
    I went mad once. Did me a world of good.
    I went to a broker, and now I'm broke.
    I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.
    I went to court for a parking ticket. I pleaded insanity
    I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
    I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
    I whistle at women in church.
    I will defend to the death your right to my opinion!
    "I will drink no wine before the cap is unscrewed." Orson Wells
    I will drop your name at anti-IMF rallies hoping to get laid.
    I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. - Wimpy
    I will never get over the shame of belonging to the same species as you.
    I will not grant anyone the right to be indifferent!
    I will post a blog claiming that you are a space monkey.
    I will sell an expose about your addiction to the National Enquirer.
    I will start a rock group called "The Flaming Wackos".
    I will write a bestselling book about you whern you're famous.
    I will write the governor of California and ask him to terminate you.
    I wish I could get a mirror with a better view.
    I wish I had a lower IQ so I could enjoy your company!
    I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them
    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
    I wondered why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
    I wondered why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
    I wondered why the golf ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
    I wondered why the handball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
    I wondered why the soccer ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
    I wonder if I have enough chiles to get me through the winter.
    I wonder if milk deprivation causes mental regression.
    I wonder if we can speak through rose-tinted spectacles.
    "I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?"... "Fats" Waller
    I wonder why Santa didn't bring me a tranquilizer gun.
    I won't actively try to have you committed, although I won't oppose it.
    I won't attend your parole hearings.
    I won't drop your name at anti-IMF rallies hoping to get laid.
    I won't eat any cereal that turns the milk purple.
    I won't respond to the IRS' request for information about you.
    I won't rifle through your garbage.
    I won't send the Army a request for enlistment information in your name.
    I won't stalk your veterinarian.
    I won't tell you any half-truths unless they're completely accurate!
    I won't write a bestselling book about you whern you're famous.
    I work 65 hours a week to be this poor.
    I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
    I work harder than an ugly stripper.
    I work in the circumcision ward. They pay $5 an hour plus tips.
    I would like to go hunting with him sometime.
    I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me.
    I would not allow this person to breed.
    I wouldn't hurt a fly. Besides, they taste terrible.
    I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole!
    I wouldn't want to mess with any mould that can grow on Velveeta!
    I would rather have a mouth opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
    I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
    I would use my Sichuan peppercorns only for good, never for evil.
    January 20th 2013 - The Continuation Of An Error.
    Jazz changed when it left the South and not always for the better.
    Jean de la Bruyere.
    Jeff Smith cooks AND dances as The Frugging Gourmet!
    Jello is not edible. Shouldn't be considered food.
    Jennie has such a big mouth that she eats a banana sideways. ;*)
    JESUS LIVES! [Does that mean we get no more Easter holidays?]
    Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
    Jesus Saves! Moses Invests! Buddha Meditates!
    Jesus saves, Moses invests, Strawberry preserves.
    Jesus saves! Passes to Moses! He shoots! He scoooores!!!
    Jesus saves, passes to Moses, shoots.... SCORES!
    Jesus to Multitude: What, 5000 of you and no one brought a sandwich?
    Jesus turned water into wine....the ultimate party guest!!!!
    Jewish Dilemma: Pork chops; half-price.
    Jewish triathlon: gin rummy, contract bridge, followed by a nap.
    Jews know two things: suffering and where to find great Chinese food.
    J.Lo and Ben's romance will eventually disgust the public.
    John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present.
    John Wayne's World: Party time, Pilgrim. -SLR
    Join the Army & see the world! Join the Navy & swab it!
    Join the army! Travel the world, meet interesting people & kill them.
    Join the Navy and see the world...the wet part, that is.
    Join the Navy and see the world - through a porthole.
    Join the war against violence!
    Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman...
    Journalism is just history's first draft.
    "Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee." - French Christmas
    Joy is a necessity, not a luxury.
    Joy ride: Going somewhere without the kids.
    Judged by 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine & the dark.
    Judgin' by the taste, I'd say the other one's Shinola.
    Juicy conversation takes 3 people. 2 talking and 1 to talk about.
    Jump up and down on keyboard to continue...
    Junior Geek: He has a <blink> tag and he's not afraid to use it.
    Junior! Quit playing with your floppy!
    Junk: Dad's stuff.
    Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.
    Jupiter's rings are made up of lost electronic messages.
    Just a lil angel with a dirty face.
    Just a moment.. I have another call..
    Just another curmudgeon gol-dang-life-was-simpler-then rant.
    Just another inmate in this ASYLUM!!!
    just another step in the long count of steps that brought us here...
    Just another wild idea could be the revolution of the century.
    just a pathetic cry for attention <sigh>
    Just a peaceful person in a violent world.
    Just as I was catching up with the Joneses, they refinanced.
    Just a swamp cult, no big deal.
    Just because it fits doesn't mean it looks good.
    Just because something is a tradition doesn't make it good.
    Just because you own power tools doesn't mean you can fix it.
    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.
    Just 'cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm wrong!
    Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy.
    Just don't tell the asylum you saw me here.
    Just gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme FRIED CHICKEN!
    Just got a new car for my wife....Great Trade!
    Just grab you a can of PORK soda, that'll be JUST...FINE.
    Justice: A decision in MY favor.
    Justice is blind and in some cases . . . deaf and dumb.
    Justice may be blind but it has very sophisticated listening devices.
    Justify my text? I'm sorry but it has no excuse.
    Just keep on posting, just not to this group.
    aA|ae.~}++o~....ua?o<R...Just kidding, your modem's OK.
    Just like Beauty, we each have our own idea what chili should be.
    Just like cocaine but without the rehab and the stroke.
    Just My Opinion (But I'm ALWAYS Right!)
    Just my opinion, but of course I'm correct.
    Just on the razor's edge of sanity, but not sure which way to lean.
    Just remember, being dead is no excuse for getting behind in your mail.
    Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
    Just say NO to single-menu BBS software!
    Just shoot me!
    Just sitting thinking up new ways to add spice to life.
    Just some fertile weeds from the savage garden of my mind.
    Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me....
    Just spent 4 days child-proofing my house- They still got in.
    Just stick with DMT kids.
    Just take my word for it. I'm an expert- I know about these things.
    Just THINK about where EGGS and MILK come from!!!
    Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?
    Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
    Just what, truly, is more offensive? Jackson or Cheney?
    Just what WAS the greatest thing before sliced bread?
    Just when I begin to understand, they change it.
    Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one end.
    Just when you think you're winning the rat race along come faster rats!
    Just yesterday I hammered a nail in the wall and became a carpenter.
    JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT.
    Juvenile delinquent: A child 'hood'.
    "Kala Khristougena kai Eftikhes to Neon Ethos." - Greek Christmas
    Kansas is just a giant concentration camp for cattle.
    Kansas: It's illegal for restaurants to serve ice cream on cherry pie.
    Keep a can of SPAM in the car to tip window washers at stop lights.
    Keep a flamethrower handy.
    Keep Canada Beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
    Keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools-Start with keyboards.
    Keep London tidy - eat a pigeon.
    Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
    KEEP ONTARIO BEAUTIFUL...Swallow your beer cans.
    Keep playing with your floppy, you'll go blind.
    Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
    Keep the grits; if it ain't cornbread I don't want it.
    Keep the world beautiful. Properly dispose of your lawyer.
    Keep to the subject and the words will follow.
    Keep your ears open.
    Keep your feet and knees together.
    "Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet." -Hungarian Xmas Kentucky: It is illegal to sleep in a restaurant.
    Keyboard: An instrument used for entering errors into a system.
    Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
    Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to Continue.
    Keyboard: Used for entering errors into a system.
    Key ring: Handy gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
    Kidneys are such offal meat.
    Kids are cute so we'll tolerate them until they aquire some sense.
    Kids jumping on the sofas like caffeinated monkeys.
    KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS.
    Kids never put off til tomorrow what keeps them from going to bed now.
    Kids never understand why they have to go to bed because we are tired.
    KIDS!! Please DON'T try this at home!
    Kids won't step on the toes of parents who put their foot down.
    Kilgore Trout: "The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
    Killing turkeys causes winter.
    Kill me. Kill me NOW.
    Kill no more pigeons than you can eat. - Benjamin Franklin
    Kill your television.
    Kindly observe the mistletoe on my coattails as I depart... D. Drum
    Kindness goes a long way lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
    Kind of like talking to the dial tone.
    Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
    Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
    KITCHEN WARNING: Flying SPAM alert!
    Kitty litter: created by exploding catnip.
    Kleptomaniac: A rich thief.
    KNEE-deep....KNEE-deep ;*)
    Knowledge is free, but you have to bring your own container.
    Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon
    Knowledge is the food of the soul.
    Know what we need? More American deep-fried garbage food!
    KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT!
    Know your roots... potatoes, carrots, turnips.
    Kool whip is not edible. Shouldn't be considered food.
    Krushchev credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army.
    "Kung Ho Hsin Hsi. Ching Chi Shen Tan." - Chinese-Mandarin
    "Kung Ho Hsin Hsi. Ching Chi Shen Tan." - Chinese-Mandarin Christmas
    K-Y2K Jelly: When you'd like 4 digits to fit where only 2 did before.
    Lack of money is the root of all compromise.
    Lack of sex leads to depression; extreme cases can lead to religion.
    Lack of sweets warps the brain and the sense of humor.
    Ladle: The only thing edible in a pot of leek soup.
    Laissez les bons temps rouler.
    Lama=priest. Llama=beast. Lllama=large conflagration.
    "La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou." - Samoan
    "La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou." - Samoan Christmas
    Lamb stew: Much ado about mutton.
    Landslide geologists are unstable!!!
    Language: A system of organizing and defining error messages.
    La Quinta - Spanish term meaning "Motel next to a Denny's".
    Lard in my food? OH! MY LARD! I'M DOOMED!!!
    Lard: Once again, in excess, bad, in moderation, freaking enjoy it.
    Lard was proclaimed as a major evil, Ya know.
    " ! , , ... !" (Laryngitis)
    Lasagne is a staple of life!.
    Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
    Las Vegas: the city that invented the 99-cent breakfast buffet.
    Later Bill said: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
    Latest figures show the death rate remaining steady at one per person.
    latest invention: Cat flap for the fridge.
    Laugh a Little.. Sing a little..
    Laugh and the world laughs with you...fart and you stand alone.
    Laugh and the world thinks you are an idiot!
    Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
    Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor..
    Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
    Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
    Law of Combat: No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
    Law of Combat: No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
    Law of Computing: it works better when you plug it in.
    Law of fast food: Cheap, Fast, Good. - Choose any two.
    Law of Retaliation: Do whatever your enemies don't want you to do.
    Law of Window Cleaning: It's always on the other side.
    Laws rein lesser men, morals rein greater men, neither rein politicians. Lawyers could be an important source of protein.
    Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb.
    Laziness is nothing more than resting before you get tired.
    Lead me not into temptation... I can find it myself.
    Lead me not into temptation - unless there's money involved. -SLR
    Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
    Leapt on like a panther on a porkchop.
    Learn from the turtle who makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
    Learn from your parent's mistakes: Use Birth Control!
    Learn to enjoy little things, there are so many of them.
    LEAVE ME AND MY BACON ALONE!
    LEAVE ME AND MY BEER ALONE!
    LEAVE ME AND MY CHILES ALONE!
    LEAVE ME AND MY FAT ALONE!
    LEAVE ME AND MY LARD ALONE!
    LEAVE ME AND MY MEAT ALONE!
    Leftovers? What are those?
    Left over turkey induced anorexia.
    Left over turkey induced bulimia.
    Lemon and cinnamon make it Greek; garlic makes it good.
    Lend only what you can afford to lose.
    Less advice and more hands. -German Proverb
    Lesser known Shakespeare: The Naming of the Stew.
    Less fun than a barrel full of wolverines.
    Let anarchy reign.... MESSAGE VOID WHERE PROHIBITED!
    Let him speak. I just want to get this over with.
    Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
    "Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!"
    Let joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by.
    Let length(Long_Walk) > length(Short_Pier)
    Let me call you Sweetheart...
    Let me close by stipulating that I am a clueless idiot.
    Let me guess . . . your parents are cousins.
    Let me have a McFry, a McHamburger and the right McChange.
    Let me state that I hate you. I hate all of you who have fruit trees.
    Let no one belittle your integrity without paying you good money first.
    Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
    Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
    Let's blast the holy bejeezus out of the savage desert planet Libya!
    Let's check out this inter-web thingy.
    Let's do it write, uh, rite, uh, oh hell, just do it!
    Let's do some "We shouldn't be doing this" things.
    Let's get some beer and dynamite and go fishing.
    Let's lay in bed all day and trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge.
    Let's see, what's the command? Alt-H? NO CARRIER Ah Shi.
    Let's spear a mammoth on the way home for a couple of cave brews.
    Let's split up, we can do more damage that way.
    Let the doctor worry about that. That is why you pay him.
    Let the illuminati do your thinking for you whilst you merely obey.
    Let the past drift away with the water. - Japanese saying
    Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than puttin' it in.
    Let us celebrate with the adding of chocolate to milk.. - Homer
    Let us drink deep for death is inevitable.
    Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die.
    Let us not forget Holliday Greetings to the rest of the Memories Clan!
    Let us read and dance, two amusements that will never harm the world.
    Let us train our minds to desire what the situation demands.
    "Let ye without sin cast the first stone"....ouch!
    Let your life dance lightly on the edges of time like the dew on a leaf.
    Let your mind dwell upon the horror of Branvin Mimosas.
    Let your mind dwell upon the horror of McChilly.
    Let your mind dwell upon the horror of McRib BBQ.
    Let your mind dwell upon the horror of McTacos.
    Levi strauss: Waltz music performed while wearing jeans.
    Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.
    Liars, damned liars, fishermen and statisticians.
    Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society.
    Liberals! Looks like we'll have to blast our way out!
    Libertarian: a Republican who wants cheaper drugs.
    Liberty Defense Boxes: Soap, Ballot, Jury, Ammunition
    Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.
    Life happens when you're on your way to someplace else.
    Life is a canvas, you fill in the picture.
    Life is a car wash and I'm on a bicycle.
    Life is a dashing, bold adventure. Pass the pepper.
    Life is a do-it-yourself project.
    Life is a first draft with no rewrite.
    Life is a game, and money is how you keep score...
    Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
    Life is a labyrinth with a dozen wrong turnings for every right one.
    Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
    Life is a series of very rude awakenings.
    Life is but the flash of a firefly in the night. - Crowfoot
    Life is frequently messy and absurd and contradictory.
    Life is full of little surprises. - Pandora
    Life is good when people hate you. They don't ask you for anything!
    Life is good when people hate you. They don't ask you for shit.
    Life is just a bowl of cherries...or is it the pits?
    Life is just a bowl of chili, but no beans for you.
    Life is just a bowl of chilies.
    Life is just one BIG beta test cycle.
    Life is just one more non sequitur after Doonesbury.
    Life is like a box of chocolates! (And I'm the nut in the middle!)
    Life is like Jazz, it should be improvised.
    Life is like the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. - Crowfoot
    Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
    Life is live forwards, but understood backwards.
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