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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:44:58 2016
    Forgive thy enemies... but, keep a list of their names!!!
    Forgive us for shooting those who trespass against us.
    Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
    For God's sake, keep a grip on yourself! - Brad Majors
    For good clean fun, shower with a friend. Wanna be my friend? ;*)
    Format that brain @FN@, it's warped I tell you!
    For my NEXT trick, I'll stuff this SQUID with SPAM! - Jim Bodle
    For peace of mind... resign as Manager of the Universe!
    For people who like peace and quiet - a phoneless cord.
    For real sponge cake, borrow all ingredients.
    Forrest Gump: Fools rush to a Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon.
    Forsake not a friend of many years for the aquaintance of a day.
    For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes.
    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
    FOR SALE: Used Dyson sphere, needs work. Priced to sell.
    For some moments in life, there are no words.
    For some reason the little weinerheads make us laugh.
    For some reason, the mention of slug oils turned my stomach.
    For T-day I want a Jurassic fowl with drum sticks as large as my thighs. Fortune Cookie: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
    Fortune cookie: "We busy today! You leave now, we need table!" -DS
    Found 65536 bytes in 8 lost chains - Convert to taglines? [Y/n]
    Four food groups: canned, frozen, fast and junk.
    Four out of five people think the fifth person is an idiot.
    Four out of five salmon that smoke get bagels.
    France has neither winter nor summer nor morals.
    France has usually been governed by prostitutes.
    France? I would have loved it - without the French. (D. H. Lawrence)
    France would be a very nice country if French people didn't inhabit it.
    Francis Bacon wouldn't have made it as a rabbi.
    Franklin invented electricity by rubbing two cats backwards.
    Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn.
    Free advice is seldom cheap.
    Free advices sells themselves cheap.
    Free Canada, Trade Martin!
    [ ] Free Country [ ] Drug Free Country Choose One.
    Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
    Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
    Free Love, n. - All that most can afford after taxes.
    Free protein if they're fresh enough, and who'd call the cops?
    Free speech should require a modicum of common sense.
    FREE TIBET (Applies to first 2, all others at regular price)
    French fries are MURDER... we MUST end this! - Mr. Potato Head
    "French is the FORTRAN of human languages." - R. Gordon, alt.peeves
    French Massacred! (Preston Manning gives a speech.)
    FRENCH TOAST: pan-fried bread better known in Germany as German Toast.
    Fresh meat should not have an ingredients list!
    Fresh pineapple: The fruit that eats you back!
    Frohliche Weihnachten und ein glUckliches Neues Jahr. --German Xmas.
    Friction is a drag.
    Fried beer - like fried ice cream, but more mysterious.
    Fried Bologna: Newfie Steak.
    Fried Mars bars.... what kind of sick freak are you?
    Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
    Friendly advice has cost many a person a friend.
    "Friendly angel, come to me."
    Friendly fire is more accurate than enemy incoming.
    Friendly fire - ISN'T !
    FRIEND: One before whom you may think out loud.
    Friends are God's apology for relations.
    Friends are sometimes better then sex. But having both is GREAT!
    Friends are the icing on the cake of life... I love to lick icing!
    Friends are the sour cream on the baked potato of life.
    Friends are the spice of life! Are you hot or mild?
    Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
    Friends don't let friends drink and drive!
    Friends don't let friends drive Vista
    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
    Friendship fills up all those little ruts in the road.
    Friendship is a rainbow between two people.
    Friendship is better than love. It lasts longer.
    Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
    Friendships will last if they are put first.
    Friend: Someone who likes you even after they know you.
    Friends share everything: joy, sadness, laughter, tears.
    Friends should stick together, like Wesley's pasta - KP
    Frigerobics: Leaning, bending, stretching while looking in the fridge. Frightfully nice.
    Frog philosophy: Time's fun when you're having flies.
    Frogs are smart ... they EAT what bugs them.
    FROG: tasty french treat, once you remove the head, torso & tail!
    "Frohliche Weihnachten und ein Glueckliches Neues Jahr." - German
    "Frohliche Weihnachten und ein Glueckliches Neues Jahr." - German Xmas
    From a top purveyor of toxins and edible poison.
    From a treehugging, organic, half crazy weed-eater, weirdo herbalist.
    From error to error, one discovers the truth - C. Freud
    From Florida: Thank you, Charley, for the 11 Billion dollar Blowjob.
    From Paper In Shoeboxes to Compact Discs In Shoeboxes.
    From superior minds come superior bull.
    From the UTGT Bathtub Aquaculture Yabby Farm.
    From this strange confusion grows a perverse communication.
    From this time forward, you will service... us.
    From your lips to God's ear.
    Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes: Only sugar has more sugar!
    Fruitcake: An inedible form of pastry mainly used as a door stop.
    Fruit is pretty honest about when it goes bad.
    Fruit only teases my need for chocolate.
    Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. Fundamentalists should be able to legally park in handicapped zones.
    Funny, only sensible people agree with me.
    "Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron." - Esperanto Christmas
    Gambling is a great way of getting nothing for something.
    Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
    Garlic keeps vampires away...unless they're Italian.
    Garlic: one of the wonderful things that make life worth living.
    Garlic tho' used by the French, are better for medicine than cookery.
    GASP!!! DONALD!!! YOU'RE NAKED!!! - Daisy Duck
    Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
    Gates change a light bulb? He doesn't. He declares dark the standard.
    Gates of Borg: "Resistance is futile. You WILL use Windows."
    Gawd! I HATE Edmonton!
    Gawd! I HATE Toronto!
    Gee, I wonder what this key does.
    Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
    Gee wiz, that silly place irritates me so.
    Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad. - Osama bin Laden
    Geez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!
    GELATIN: A disgusting extraction made from boiled calves feet.
    GELATIN: After the French revolution, it was declared a nourishing food. GELATIN: A pain in the aspic.
    Genealogists never consider the handsome neighbor.
    Gene Police: "Hey YOU! Get out of this pool."
    Genius at work......mistakes made while you wait! ;*)
    GENIUSES: Amazingly, all of Mom's kids.
    Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% Capital Gains.
    Genius is nothing but a greater aptitude for patience. - Ben Franklin
    Genius is perseverence in disguise.
    Genius. No, wait. I mean sick. Sick and wrong and pure vile.
    Gentlemen, I give you the future: Beef.
    Genuine Exploding Tagline. Acme Tagline Inc.
    Georgia is NOT on my mind.
    German Chinese Food: an hour later you're hungry for power.
    GERMAN TOAST: A pan-fried bread better known in France as French Toast.
    Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. Get-me-the-f---out-of-here-I'm-going-insane.
    Get out your internet and go babblefishing.
    Get over it.
    Get thee down. Be thou funky.
    Get thee gone, thou art nought but a mewling dread-bolted pignut.
    Get the facts or the facts will get you!
    Get the populace scared enough, and you can get away with anything.
    Get your free subscription before the price doubles next year!
    Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers
    Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
    Giblets: a bag in a bird, of what looks like pieces of Jimmy Hoffa.
    Giblets: dump into water and boil. Only the cat is happy about this.
    Giblets hidden in a thick gravy. Not otherwise eaten by finicky people. Giblets: How the turkey managed to swallow that stuff is beyond me.
    Gimme a beer. But it's 11 am so float a cornflake in it!
    Gimme a fried brain on drugs, bacon, toast, and jam.
    Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair, beaming, streaming... ;*)
    Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
    Gimme an entendre... and make it a double.
    Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side and don't be stingy, baby.
    Gimme the prize, just gimme the prize.
    Ginger and spice, and EVERYTHING NICE! I'm gettin' hungry.
    GI: Ordering a chilidog to go. BI: Ordering one that makes you go.
    Girlfriend left me for a tractor salesman. Sent a John Deere letter. Girlfriend wanted. No experience necessary - will train.
    Girl to assist magician in beheading illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
    Give a kid a hammer and he'll find everything he meets needs pounding.
    Give 'em a fair trial, then hang 'em!
    Give me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers.
    Give me a gun and I'll kill all the liberals.
    Give me the luxuries of life and I will do without the necessities.
    Given an open book exam, you'll forget the book.
    Given enough time, even the unlikely happens.
    Give sadists a fair crack at the whip.
    Give them all they want, and all they will want is more.
    Give up, you'll only live till you die.
    Give us this day our deli bread....
    Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
    Giving health care to Americans is socialism, to Iraqis it's democracy?
    "Glad jul och ett gott Nytt ar." - Swedish
    "Glad jul och ett gott Nytt ar." - Swedish Christmas
    "Gledlig jol og Nyar." - Icelandic
    "Gledlig jol og Nyar." - Icelandic Christmas
    "Gledlig jul og godt Nytt Aar." - Norse-Danish
    "Gledlig jul og godt Nytt Aar." - Norse-Danish Christmas
    Global Telephone Directory, 1st Edition: Bell, Alexander G. - - - 1
    Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
    Go ahead, make yourself at home... you can start by doing the dishes.
    Go ahead, take one...taglines are a team effort.
    Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
    Go away you freakish waste of good carbon.
    Go back to California where you came from.
    Go back to California. Your kind are not welcome here.
    Go bite the wall.
    God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!
    God created women because sheep can't cook!
    Goddammit, this is COSMIC, do you HEAR ME?
    Goddamn Jimmie, this is some serious gourmet shit.
    God fights on the side with the heaviest artilliary. - RAH
    God gave us booze to keep the Irish from ruling the World.
    God hath no fury like a sysop scorned!
    God in heaven. Marmite ice cream???
    God is alive - he just doesn't want to get involved.
    "God is dead." - Nietzche.... "Nietzche is dead." - God
    God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
    God is the one who pulls you from the wreckage of your own decisions.
    "God Jul och Gott Nytt aar." - Swedish Christmas
    "God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar." - Norwegian Christmas
    God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
    GOD made Pot, Man made Booze.....Who do you trust?
    God made the country, and man made the town. - Cowper
    God must have loved the poor people, he made so many of them. A. Lincoln
    God must love stupid people, he made so many.
    God presumably created the universe but is he still running it?
    God provides our daily bread, but He expects us to do the baking!
    God rest ye merry merchants, let us make the Yuletide pay!
    God's an easy man to love but a hard guy to live with. -Satan
    God speaks to us in hunches.
    God's retirement plan is out of this world.
    GOD thinks he is a mathematician, but actually he is just an engineer.
    God told me it's none of your business. - Jimmy Swaggart
    god@universe:~ # cvs up && make world
    God was my co-pilot, then we crashed in the Andes & I had to eat him.
    Go get the buttered toast and salami!
    Going out of my mind...be back in 5 minutes.
    Going where no reader has ever gone before!
    Goldern, this is some serious gourmet stuff.
    Goldfish: "The wholesome snack that smiles back."
    Gold medalist, freestyle jumping-to-conclusions event.
    Golf balls? Is that anything like tennis elbow?
    Golfer: One who yells "Fore!", takes five, and writes down three.
    Golf: game invented by the people who think a bagpipe makes music.
    Golf once a rich person's sport now has millions of poor players.
    Gone crazy, be back later. leave a message at the Beep!
    Gone crazy, be back later, leave message.
    Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
    Gone crazy, be back later. Please leave message.
    GONE MISSING: Small calico cat. Answers to the sound of a can opener.
    Gonna take, a sentamental journey
    Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no and yes.
    Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.
    Good bacon: hallelujah and Praise the Lard!
    Good bread is worth the effort. That's why there's butter.
    Good character, like good soup, is usually homemade.
    Good chili will make you sweat. Every time. No sweat, Not chili.
    Good customers are as rare as latinum.
    "Good Enough" is the death knell of progress.
    Good Enough is the death knell of progress.
    Good examples have twice the value of good advice.
    Good friends will fill our days with happy memories!
    Good hot sauce name: Weapon of M'ass Destruction.
    Good? I have to be GOOD? Then I stand no chance...
    Good listeners usually make more sales than good talkers.
    Good manners are like traffic rules for society.
    Good Night and May God Bless -Red Skelton
    Good parking places are always on the other side of the street.
    Good Tidings of Comfort and Joy! Merry Christmas @FN@!
    Good whisky make jackrabbit slap da bear!
    Good white hearty, bread for white, white people.
    Go on, you seem to like babbling to yourself.
    Gore met!? Who did Al Gore meet, and was it on public record?
    Go?? Ride?? Who said go?? Me too?? PLEASE?? Rott-tag
    Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt!!
    Go skiing and knock down a tree with your face.
    Go slowly, then it takes longer to get over the hill!
    Go someplace else to play. You're too young for this group.
    Gossip: One who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
    Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200!
    Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
    Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card.
    Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
    Got Kleptomania? Take something for it!
    Got my tie caught in the fax... Suddenly I was in L.A.
    Go to bed. You have done enough damage today.
    Gotta chill with that flirting shit. Almost got myself a relationship!
    Gotta go, the orderlies are about to check my room.
    Gotta run! The cat's caught in the printer!!
    Gourmet restaurant: where you leave the tray on the table after.
    Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us. Government survey shows government surveys are accurate.
    Government Tagline: Takes up space, no known function.
    Government: we can't do that, it makes too much sense.
    Govt investigations contribute more to amusement than knowledge.
    Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley
    <- Grains Of Salt. Take As Needed With Above Message.
    Grammatically insensitive email and narcotically overloaded poster. Grandchildren...Gods' bonus to deserving parents.
    Grandma got hung over drinking Rainier...
    . Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Cmas Eve .
    Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Cmas Eve
    . Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Xmas Eve .
    Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Xmas Eve
    Grandma got run over by a reindeer, going home from our house Xmas eve.
    Grandma got run over by a reindeer. [humming]
    Grandparents and grandchildren get on, as they have a common enemy.
    Grand prize drawing. To see if you won type Alt-H!
    Grape: Uninteresting larval stage of wine.
    Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are MY forte.
    Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks.
    Gravity is a myth. The Earth just sucks.
    Gravity is directly proportional to the number of apples falling.
    Gravity is most noticeable in Autumn, when apples fall off trees.
    Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
    Gravity is the chief cause of airplane crashes.
    Greasy + Crunchy + Salty = Good.
    Great artists are never Puritans, and seldom respectable.
    Great Champagne is a luxury, poor champagne a disappointment.
    Great geniuses have the shortest biographies.
    Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing.
    Great. Now its elephant sandwiches for the next month.
    Great procrastination tagline, maybe I'll steal it tomorrow...
    Great. Really great. Elephant sandwiches for the next two months!
    Great snack: Fudge Frosting!
    Greed is envy with its sleeves rolled up.
    Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works!
    Green. Blue. Ultra Violet. Mega Violent.
    Greenpeace 1 Targeted Sir. Aye, Fire all torpedos!!!
    Greetings, honored and highly steamed Moderator
    Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars.
    Grits and hominy are not food. They are members of the gypsum family.
    Grits: a practical joke on early settlers by Native Americans.
    Grits are akin to Elmer Paste with less flavor but more sand.
    Gross - Biting into a hot dog and noticing that it has veins.
    Gross National Product: A Big Mac.
    Gross National Product: n. a rooburger with pineapple and beetroot!
    Gross - Opening your oven and finding your rump roast farting at you.
    Ground Hog Day? Is that a celebration of sausage?
    Growing older is typical. Growing up is the option.
    Growing Older Unavoidable.... Maturing Optional.
    Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
    Grow up?? I never finished my _first_ childhood!
    Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!
    Grow your own dope - Plant a male!
    Guacamole: Vegetarian Road Kill.
    Guests being stalked by zombies stay at Best Western.
    Guests who kill talk show hosts.... on the last Geraldo!
    Gun control is NOT crime control.
    Gun control laws protect violent criminals.
    Guns and liquor? That's almost as much fun as beer and power tools!
    Guns cause violence like condoms cause sex.
    Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
    Guns don't kill people. Moderators kill people.
    Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
    "Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun." - Chinese-Cantonese
    "Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun." - Chinese-Cantonese Christmas
    Guru: a computer owner who can read the manual.
    Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.
    Guys are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
    Guys are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
    Guy's World: A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
    Guy's World: One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    Guy's World: Same work .. more pay.
    Guy's World: Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Guy's World: You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
    GWB wasn't elected but then he doesn't act like a president either.
    Habanero. Much hotter.
    Habaneros: "They certainly don't *look* dangerous."
    Habit is often mistaken for loyalty.
    Habit is the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo
    Hab-Lovers of Canada. I'm not only a fan, I'm the President.
    Habs. Doan Touch! Too hut! - Neekha
    Hackers do it with all sorts of characters.
    Haggis - Gaelic for Spam.
    Haggis is defined, of course, as dining on a full stomach.
    Haggis pizza? The mind reels. Not to mention the stomach.
    Haggis: when scrapple is not disgusting enough.
    Half a loaf is better than no bread.
    Half The People In The World Are Below Average.
    Half the people you know are below average.
    Halftime at Circus Maximus, and the Lions lead the Christians 67 to 0. Hallucinations?? What hallucinations?!
    HAL, those steaks you defrosted were three scientists!
    Hamburger a la mode. It must be classy... it's French.
    Hamburger is just a steak that didn't pass the physical.
    Hamlet: a small pig.
    Hammers and Hard Drives DON'T MIX!!!
    HAMMY + BITCOM + EDLIN = A better smoke than DSZ.
    Hand me that dolphin burger. Yeah, the one in styrofoam.
    Hand over the twinkie and nobody gets hurt.
    Handy French phrase: Je suis riche et genereux.
    Hanging one scoundrel, it appears, does not deter the next.
    Happiest of Holidays, from The White House.Happy Holidays - Keep the Taglines coming.
    Happiness can be the purpose of ethics, but not the standard.
    Happiness can't buy money.
    Happiness is a Moderator who thinks like you do.
    Happiness is a moderator with a good sense of humor.
    Happiness is a warm modem.
    Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator.
    Happiness is having a friend like Sandy! ;*)
    Happiness is knowing what's not important.
    Happiness isn't something you experience. It's something you remember. Happiness isn't the absence of conflict but the ability to cope with it. Happiness lies in your own backyard bit it's hidden by the crabgrass.
    Happiness seems so hard to win.
    Happy as a Pig in Mud!
    Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night! - Clement C. Moore
    Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
    ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~ HAPPY HOLIDAYS! ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~
    H * A * P * P * Y H * O * L * I * D * A * Y * S
    Happy Holidays and a Wonderful 1998 to you and yours!
    Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!)
    Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!) --Canadian Xmas. %------.-----.--*EE.[ Happy Holidays To All [.EE*--.-----.------%
    "Happy New Year!" - by Mary Christmas
    Happy thoughts of good times past make memories that last and last.
    "Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." - Old Maid
    Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
    Hard disks never die... they just grind away.
    HARD DRIVE: from Cleveland to Chicago
    Hardware = The part you kick!!
    Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt!
    Hard work is made up of a series of small tasks you have neglected.
    Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough.
    Hard work never hurt anyone - but why risk it?
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
    Hard work never killed anybody. Has anybody ever rested to death?
    Hard work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
    Hard work pays off in the future... Laziness pays off NOW!
    Hark, the Herald Tribune sings / Advertising wondrous things.
    Hark! What mail from yonder modem breaks?
    Harley Davidson Motorcycles - A triumph of marketing over reason.
    Has anyone here found my marbles?
    Has anyone seen my jacket? It is white with sleeves to hug yourself.
    Has any voter ever chosen a candidate because of a yard sign?
    "hate to bother ya' ma'am...but there's a tagline thief in the area"
    Hate your life? Don't worry, it will eventually go away by itself.
    "Hauskaa joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta!" - Finnish Christmas
    Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
    Have a day - manic depressive.
    Have any countries offered us disaster relief?
    Have a Velveeta on White with a Bud Lite!
    Have keyboard... will babble.
    Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
    Haven't I seen you on a milk carton?
    Haven't you got any pleasant facts I can face?
    Have those of you who oppose logging ever tried plastic toilet paper?
    Have we all become dead zombies?
    Have we really become this shrill and simpleminded?
    Have you clubbed an ignorant @FN@ today? ;*)
    Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
    Have you crashed your Windows today?
    Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today?
    Have youe ever left a bingo game in handcuffs?
    Have YOU ever heard a duck fart underwater?
    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
    Have you ever jacked up your home to look for a dog?
    Have you ever noticed that all people laugh and cry in the same language.
    Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids???
    Have you ever wondered how to throw away a garbage can?
    Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
    Have you looked on the inter-web?
    Have you noticed how many drivers get real mad if they miss you?
    Have your service call my service; our services will do lunch.
    Have you seen my mind? It was wandering again.
    Have you sucked a crawfish head lately?
    Having a war? You too can hire the US Military!
    Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.
    Having problems with DOS?? Call 1-900-WHAAAAA.
    Having the right to do it doesn't always mean that doing it is right.
    Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
    Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
    Hawaii: where men make passes at girls who wear grasses.
    Hazards can be healthy to your drinking.
    Headcheese: all the other stuff too vile for hotdogs.
    Headcheese: when scrapple is not disgusting enough.
    Headline: Milk drinkers are turning to powder.
    Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds!
    He agreed with the sign, "Fine for parking."
    Health is wealth, and it's tax free.
    Health: the slowest possible rate of dying.
    Health Tip: Red meat is good. Blue Fuzzy meat is BAD.
    Hear about the dog that went to a flea circus & stole the show?
    Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
    Heart, lungs & liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach... excuse me!
    He ate anchovies, poi AND vegemite.... and died.
    Heatless habaneros. That'll benefit society as much as seedless corn.
    Heaven won't have me. Hell thinks I'll take over.
    He believes that making rich people richer creates jobs.
    He blows his horn loudest who is lost in the fog.
    He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the forum.
    He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
    He can get into a stew faster than an oyster.
    He can't count past 20 without undressing.
    Heck, even Jello can be violent in the wrong hands.
    Heck that's more fun than exploding a potato in the microwave. -Calvin
    He come from a land down-under, Where beer does flow and men chunder.
    He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
    He does the work of 3 Men... Moe, Larry & Curly.
    He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly.
    He does the work of 3 Men ... Moe, Larry & Shemp
    He does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Shemp
    He found him in Mombasa, in a bar room, drinking gin.
    He gets all his exercise by jumping to conclusions.
    He got slapped when he tried to Caesar Salad.
    He had but one eye and the popular prejudice runs in favour of two.
    He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle...
    He hasn't a single redeeming vice. Oscar Wilde
    He has reached rock bottom and has now started to dig.
    He has the IQ of a small canned ham.
    He hates foreigners but loves his Mercedes.
    Heh heh. Locked my coathanger in the car. Good thing I had a key.
    Heineken beer is like having sex in a canoe: f****** close to water Heinleineken - The Strange Beer in a Strange Can.
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