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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:44:56 2016
    Dragons aren't extinct, they've just hide real well.
    Dragons aren't extinct; they've just learned to hide really well.
    Dragons theoretically subsist on virgins, but a pie floater will do
    Dragons theoretically subsist on virgins, but burgers will do
    Dragons theoretically subsist on virgins, but chili will do
    Dragon? What dragon? You said we were looking for a worm.
    "Drama is life with the dull bits cut out." - Alfred Hitchcock
    Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
    Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
    Dreams that do come true can be as upsetting as those that don't.
    Dried chipped beef can be used as a tire patch.
    Drilling for oil is boring.
    Drink Canada Dry! Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying!
    Drink Canada Dry! Or keep `em working nights, at least!
    Drink Canada Dry? This is going to take a while.
    Drink champagne for no reason at all.
    DRINKING GLASS: Any carton or bottle left open in the fridge.
    Drink my wine, come in and dig my herbs - Hendrix
    Drink your beer boys. People in Utah are sober!
    Drink your coffee! There are people in India sleeping.
    Drink your coffee! There are poor people in India sleeping!
    Drink your coffee! There are poor people in India sleeping.
    Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
    DRIVEL: The inedible secretions of snails.
    Dr Jekyll isn't himself today.
    Dr. Livingston I. Presume (Dr. Presume's full name)
    Drop that cigar. Now, move away from the intern.... slowly.
    Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
    Dr. Pavlov, your dogs just ate the Avon Lady.
    Drug: substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
    Drum: Animal skin stretched over a frame with the animal removed.
    Drunk chicks think I'm hot.
    Duct tape, the handyman's secret weapon! - Red Green
    Dude, I know what cheese is and I know what whiz is.
    Dude, try not to be a doorknob all your life.
    Dude you're waaaay too faux-eloquent. Bet nobody understands you here.
    Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me.
    Dump: A system programmer's work area
    Dunking is bad taste but tastes good.
    Durian: like eating vanilla custard in the head of a garlic freighter.
    Durian: one of nature's finest pleasures.
    Durian: real fruits for real people.
    Durian; smells like hell, tastes like heaven.
    Durian: The King of Fruits.
    Durian: what limburger cheese would taste like if it were a fruit.
    During WWII, Americans tried to train bats to drop bombs.
    DUST: Mud with all the juice squeezed out.
    DYHA the Newfie girl who thought a 17" Viking was a sexy Scandinavian?
    DYHA the Newfie who wanted to be a dart's team goalie?
    DYHA the Newfie who was so lazy he married a pregnant woman?
    DYHA the Newfie who went ice fishing and caught a 40 lb ice?
    Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
    Dyslexics of the world, untie!
    Dyslexic State Trooper spends all night handing out IUD's.
    Each day comes just once in a life time.
    Each snowflake is different - collect the whole set.
    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    Early bird gets the worm; but 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
    Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
    Early to bed and early to rise makes people suspicious.
    Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail your friends.
    Ears pierced, "While you wait".
    Ears, snouts and innards * A homogeneous mass. * Pass another slice.
    (Earth explodes) "Damn, I just weather-stripped the patio!"
    Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
    Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.
    Earth is full. Go home.
    Ear wax is a terrible thing to taste.
    Eat a beaver - Save a tree.
    Eat a live toad for breakfast, and nothing worse will happen that day.
    Eat an animal rights activist and save a trapper's job.
    Eat caribou: 200,000 wolves can't be wrong!
    Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
    Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet. - Lewis Henry
    Eat fish and build houses of wood, we need the work.
    Eat healthy. Exercise. Sleep soundly. Don't smoke. Die anyway!
    Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well.
    Eating beef gives you cancer. - American Poultry Association.
    Eating chicken makes you stupid. - American Beef Association.
    Eating pie floaters with dead 'orse is ocker. Dinky di bloody ocker!
    Eating pork makes you stupid. - American Beef Association.
    Eating words has never given me indigestion. - Winston Churchill
    Eat it, dear... pretend it's mud.
    Eat *it*? See, I can't even type the word!
    Eat more big Macs. Hail Satan.
    Eat nothing that will prevent you from eating. - Ibn Tibbon
    Eat oatmeal... Turn your brains into mush.
    Eat prunes for that "get up and go" feeling!
    Eat prune yogurt for that get up and go feeling.
    Eat shit and die. Strong memo to follow.
    Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
    Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them.
    Eat your biscuits like God intended.
    Eat your grits like God intended.
    Eat your oatmeal like God intended.
    Eat your oatmeal! - Wilfred Brimley
    Eat your okra like God intended.
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    Ebonics was our big chance to end spelling errors.
    EchoMail (ek-o-mael), n: A tagline distribution system within FidoNet.
    Eddie's one of our prize students - we're giving him away next week.
    !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
    Edison invents the light bulb; disaster hits the candle-making industry. Education and common sense are the true enemies of marketing.
    Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
    Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices! Education is not the filling of a vessel but the lighting of a fire!
    Education: What's left over after you've forgotten the facts.
    (eerie music) I am everywhere... (/eerie music)
    Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
    Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it?
    Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
    Eggplant is not edible. Shouldn't be considered food.
    Eggs fried in tequila for breakfast after an all night party!
    Egg & spam; egg, bacon & spam; egg, bacon, sausage & spam. Ehi,guarda,hoaggiustatolabarraspaziatrice...maporc..
    Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
    Electronic mail is so fast you can ignore messages indefinitely.
    Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.
    Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog.
    Eliminate all ethics from your diet.
    Eliminate government waste, no matter how much it costs.
    Elmer Fudd: Wife is wike a box of chocowates
    Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
    Elvis is dead goddammit.
    Email: Meaningful dialogue between consenting strangers.
    E-mail: when it absolutely has to get lost at the speed of light.
    Emale access - online dating.
    E = mc2 + 2 dB
    E=MC2 (Energy = Milk and Cookies Too!!)
    EMIGRATING: New Zealand's military strategy to conquer Australia.
    Empathy is the most revolutionary emotion. - Gloria Steinem
    Employ the vernacular.
    enclosed you'll find a great big hug, yer gonna kill the smokin' bug! Engineering is the art of making what you want from things you can get. Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt.
    English, French - We've got to stop pretending to be other countries.
    English, French - We've picked the two worst countries to copy.
    Enjoy real maple syrup.
    Enjoy the hot bits! Eat the seeds and membrane separately.
    Enjoy the simple things.
    Enough.... is never enough.
    Enough with your technobabble!
    Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
    Enter Serial # ? - What serial number!!!
    Entree: Smidgen of Pigeon.
    Entropy isn't what it used to be.
    Erection day: oriental girls favorite holiday.
    Erronious error. Nothing wrong.
    ERROR #0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? [Y/N]
    ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {WHAP!} C:\>
    ERROR in MODERATR.EXE, A)bort, R)etry, D)elete Moderator
    Error reading left brain. (A)bort, (R)etry,(F)rolic?
    Escargot is French for "fat crawling bag of phlegm". - Dave Barry
    Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
    Eschew dialect, irregardless.
    Eschew obfuscation.
    Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    ESPN: The ability to predict the outcome of sporting events.
    Espresso yourself.
    Essex County: The Banana Belt of the Sun Parlour.
    Establish a dialogue, listen to their views, then shoot the bastards.
    Et cetera: That which makes people believe you know more than you do.
    Ethernet: (n) Something used to catch the Ether Bunny.
    Etiquette: Saying "No, thank you," when you want to yell, "GIMME!!!"
    Eval Day 1,094,583,217 * I Support Shareware!
    Evaluation day #3,251. REGISTER ME YOU CHEAP S.O.B.!
    Evangelists do more than lay people.
    Eve blamed the serpent who didn't have a leg to stand on.
    Even a blind pig stumbles across an acorn now and again.
    Even a blind pig stumbles across a truffle now and again.
    Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
    Even a small star shines in the darkness. -Danish Proverb
    Even cats have their own lives; get on with yours
    Even Death, itself, fears the Beast. - Lair Saying
    Even I don't understand what I just said...
    Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
    even if you're not here to stay, i'm glad the universe let your soul visit
    Even instant gratification takes too long.
    Even mindless violence seems boring today.
    Even Murphy's Law doesn't work all the time.
    Even my mouse has big balls.
    Even nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
    Even on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
    Even sliced VERY thin, baloney is never corned beef.
    Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
    "Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral." - Albran
    Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
    Even the junk food at natural food stores is good for you.
    Even the smallest candle burns bright in the darkness.
    Even though I'm 55, we can both have a ton of fun being 6 together.
    Even though it's a cliche, it's true.
    Even though they call it pasta now, it's still spaghetti.
    Ever buy a fake Rolex with counterfeit money?
    Ever eat a mountain oyster? They taste kinda nutty.
    Ever fry an egg with a Hair Dryer?
    Ever get the feeling your guardian angel is laughing?
    Ever met a HATER doing something better than you? Me either...
    Ever notice how ours is the only planet named after dirt?
    Ever notice there's no crime at a shooting range?
    Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    Ever think about switching to Decaf?
    Ever use anti-mugger spray as a food additive?
    Ever use bear spray as a food additive?
    Ever use capsaicin-based pain ointment as a food additive?
    Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM? Looks like the bar in Star Wars!
    Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
    Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
    Every 3 seconds a man is verbally abused by a feminist in Canada.
    Every 7 minutes.... someone in aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
    Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
    Every artist is a cannibal, every poet a thief.
    Everybody get outta here! There's a lobster loose!
    Everybody lies about bad sex.
    Everybody loves a moose; they just don't know it.
    Everybody needs some misery in his life, in order to be happy.
    Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
    Every bride has to learn it's not her wedding but her mother's.
    Every calendar's days are numbered.
    Every country has the government it deserves.
    Every day may not be good but there's something good in every day.
    Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
    Every engineer carries a screwdriver.... just in case.
    Every Englishman is classy, every Frenchmen a jerk.
    Every exit is an entrance to somewhere else.
    Every horse thinks his pack is heaviest.
    Every journey is best measured by those you've touched.
    Every man dies, but not every man really lives.
    Every man is wrong until he cries, and then he is right, instantly.
    Every man's memory is his private literature!
    Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood it's ground.
    Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
    Every newborn baby is a little savage.
    Every new outfit grows up to be laundry.
    Everyone agrees it was a total waste of money.
    Everyone becomes disabled - unless they die first.
    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
    Everyone has a right to be stupid. You abuse the privilege.
    Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege.
    Everyone has a scheme that won't work.
    Everyone has the right to act like an idiot. Some abuse the privilege.
    Everyone has the right to act like an idiot. You abuse the privilege.
    Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
    Everyone is a fool for at least five minutes a day.
    Everyone is gifted, but some open the package sooner.
    Everyone is ignorant... only on different subjects.
    Everyone is weird...some of us are proud of it.
    EVERYONE is weird... some of us are proud of it.
    EVERYONE is weird...some of us are proud of it.
    Everyone must believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink. Everyone's defeated the French!
    Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll go to the beach! Everyone's using big words and confusing me again!
    Everyone's watching YOU now...
    Everyone talks about apathy, but no one does anything about it.
    Everyone thinks of changing the world not of changing himself
    Everyone wants to change the world, no one wants to change himself.
    Every path has some puddles.
    Every person you meet knows something you don't. Learn.
    Every person you meet knows something you don't. Learn!
    Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.
    Every psychologist is part psycho.
    Every saint has a past and every sinner a future - Wilde
    Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
    Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
    Every solution breeds new problems.
    Every spam is sacred.
    Every sun has a golden lining
    Everything can be improved.
    Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
    Everything comes to he who orders stew.
    Everything depends. Nothing is always. Everything is sometimes.
    Everything, even the corn flakes, is greasy there.
    Everything happens for a reason.... to make your life miserable.
    Everything has already been said.
    Everything has an end but the sausage which has two. -Danish proverb
    Everything I cook turns to chili.
    EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY.
    Everything on land is within walking distance.
    Everything put together falls apart.
    Everything started life as someone's daydream.
    Everything takes just a minute... That's why we have no time.
    Everything you know is wrong.
    Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. - Sophia Loren
    Every time a loaf of bread is baked, 150,000,000 yeasts are killed!
    Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
    Every time I say the word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
    Every time I've built character, I've regretted it. -Calvin
    Every time my world gets interesting, they cut to commercial.
    Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.
    Every tradition was once a heresy.
    Every try Jewish LSD? Lox, Salami & Danish.
    Every valuable idea offends someone.
    Every war is a national misfortune.
    Eve was no prime rib herself.
    Evil often triumphs, but never conquers.
    Evil? We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent.
    Evolution is God's way of issuing updates.
    Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
    Exactly how DO you polish sausage??
    Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
    Excellence is never an accident!
    Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water cooler.
    Excellent day to have a rotten day.
    Excellent time to become a missing person.
    Exceptions rule.
    Excercise? I thought you said "extra fries" :(
    Excess Weinerage - When buns come in 8 pks and franks come in dozens.
    Excuse me, but can anyone tell me what's going on here?
    Excuse me, but what is wrong with you people?
    Excuse me. I have to go take my lungfish for a walk now.
    Excuse me while I change into something more formidable.
    Excuse me. Your ignorance is showing.
    EXCUSES: An invisible car came out of nowhere struck my car & vanished. EXCUSES: A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
    EXCUSES: A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
    EXCUSES: I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
    EXCUSES: In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
    EXCUSES: My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. EXCUSES: The other car collided with mine warning of its intent.
    EXCUSES: The pedestrian had no idea which way to go so I ran over him.
    EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management
    Exercise daily. Eat wisely. Die anyway.
    Exercise your right to arm and keep bears!
    Experience comes from bad judgment. - Mark Twain.
    Experience is directly proportional to ruined equipment.
    Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined. Experience is like drawing without an eraser.
    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
    Experience is such a good teacher because it's always on the job!
    Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
    Experimental vegetarian meals that taste like grass.
    Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
    Expert advice is a great comfort, even when it's wrong.
    Experts muck it up. Give me an Impert.
    Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch
    Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch.
    Explain not. Friends don't expect it, and enemies won't believe it.
    Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon!
    Explosion Rocks Kitchen! Cat claims innocence!
    Explosions that destroy the Universe tend to spill your drink.
    Expressions that sound dirty but aren't: Frosting the Pastry.
    Extinction is the ultimate fate of all species.
    Extra Credit: Define the universe. Give 3 examples.
    Extra points for her. The committee smiled on her post.
    Extra ration for rowers! The captain wants to go water skiing.
    Extremely redundant phrases: Criminal Lawyer
    Extreme torture with only the promise of a hideous death for comfort!
    Eye of newt, toe of a frog, and a side of fries, please.
    FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.
    Face reality; yet, indulge yourself in fantasy and plenty of Drugs.
    FACT: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
    Facts are stubborn little bastards. Be careful with them.
    Facts cannot prevail against faith, or adamant folly.
    FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses
    FACT: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe.
    Fahr-ferg-nug-en: German for "Can't afford the Mercedes."
    Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.
    Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
    Falling ego zone. Keep ID covered at all times.
    "Fall seven times, stand up eight." ~ Japanese Proverb
    "Fall seven times, stand up eight." --Japanese Proverb
    Fame is... being known by more people than you know.
    Famous for my homemade squash wine.
    Famous Last Words: "Go away! I'm all right!" - H G Wells
    Famous Last Words: "I think it's dead." - A bear hunter
    Famous Last Words: "It hurts." - Chas. DeGaulle
    Famous last words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon!"
    Famous Last Words: "Wife! These biscuits are tough!"
    Fanatical enthusiasm was the mark of the real man.
    Fancy Restaurant: One where they serve your soup cold on purpose.
    FART: Firearms, Alcohol, Religion & Tobacco (formerly ATF)
    Fascism: You have two cows. Government takes both, sells you the milk.
    Fasten your seatbelt... I wanna try something.
    Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
    Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey, More Money!
    Fatal Database Error #10070: Sysop late for work.
    Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space.
    FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any key to do nothing...
    FATAL: PCBORED.EXE in C:\WC30. Now formatting C:
    Fate leads the willing, but drives the stubborn.
    Fathers are important people too!
    Fat persons are simply nutritional overachievers.
    Fear as a tactic is a carefully constructed PR methodology.
    Fear is a cultural narcotic.
    Fear is a media pastime.
    Fear is a poison in the air, a cancer in the national bloodstream.
    Fear is a tactic.
    Fear, it just is. It nibbles away at our souls like a tapeworm.
    Fear, it's the Mother of Violence.
    Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia
    Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia.
    Fear sells copy, moves product, draws ratings, gets votes.
    Feature: Hardware limitation as described by a marketing representative. Features should be discovered, not documented!
    Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
    Feeling like roadkill on the Information Superhighway.
    Feelings are everywhere - be gentle. Or I'll kill you!
    Feel lucky???? Update your software!
    "Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo." - Portuguese Christmas
    "Feliz Navidad y prospero Ano Nuevo." - Spanish
    "Feliz Navidad y prospero Ano Nuevo." - Spanish Christmas
    Feminism is simply the radical notion that women are people.
    FEMINISM: The radical idea that men are scum.
    Fer sail cheep, Whindos spel chekker, wurks grate!
    FETISH: A kind of cheese made from goat milk.
    Few great men could get past the Personnel Department.
    Few milkmen are married as they've seen women too early in the morning.
    Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
    <Fido burps in background and wags his tail>
    FIDO isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
    Fidonet: The Information Winding Country Road.
    Fight against violence!
    Fight Crime: Shoot a politician
    Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
    Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    "Figures. First time on the Core and what do I get to do? Dig through trash." File HA-HA.TXT not found. ROFL instead? Y/n
    File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/Y)_
    File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
    File not found: Loading something that looked similar.
    FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME
    Finally, a soda with the great taste of worcester sauce! Mm, steaky!
    Finding fault is easy. Fixing faults can be tough.
    Find the anagram in this message and win a prize!
    Fine: tax for doing wrong. Tax: fine for doing right.
    Fired from orange juice factory - couldn't concentrate! !
    Fire roast frost open Jack an on....uhh, darn it....Hey! More eggnog!
    Fire roast frost open Jack an on....uhh, darnit....Hey! More eggnog!
    Firewood alone will not start a fire. -Chinese Proverb
    Firmness in decision is often merely a form of stupidity.
    First, draw the curve; then, plot the data.
    First impressions say more than one might realize.
    First Law of Lab Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
    First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
    FIRST listen to the missionary. THEN eat him.
    First Officer, beam me up another Blue Wave Packet ;*)
    First prize is a CD of Marcel Marceau's greatest hits.
    First rule of marriage: If YOU'RE Right, APOLOGIZE FAST!
    First Telephone Book: Bell, Alexander G..... 001
    First thing to go in a zealot? Humor. Second: Perspective.
    First, we slaughter 'em. Then we eat 'em!
    First You Take 16 Habaneros...
    Fish Chili bad!
    Fish knives are a mystifying bourgeois affectation.
    Fish Spaghetti - No!
    Five out of four people have problems with fractions.
    Five second fuses only last three seconds.
    Fix it! Hell, I can't even open it!
    Fix the economy? Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    Flailing his arms like a volunteer in a nerve-gas experiment.
    Flash! Magi caught smuggling at border. Film at eleven.
    Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
    Flatulence is nature's contribution to humor.
    Flirt with me like that again and I'll follow you anywhere.
    Floggings will continue until morale improves!!!
    Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble.
    Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
    Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
    Florida could have been hit by 20 hurricanes, instead of just 17.
    Flying Saucer lands on White House. Aliens Demand to speak with Barbar.
    ..Fly me to the moon....... ;*)
    @FN@ can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff
    @FN@ can REALLY let her hair down!
    @FN@ has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card.
    @FN@ Have a Happy and Safe Holiday.
    FOLD [EGGS]: Eggs cannot be folded unless they are first fried.
    Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work naked.
    Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. - Walt Kelly
    Food heresy and the Spinach Inquisition.
    Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
    Foods labeled "high fiber" now labeled as "tastes like cardboard"
    Foolish is he who cannot see himself through other's eyes.
    Foolish is he who only listens to his own opinion.
    "Fool-proof"? Yes. "Damnfool-proof"? No.
    Fools rush in - and get the best seats.
    Football: big sweaty men pulverizing each other like gorillas on meth.
    For adult education, nothing beats children.
    Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam.
    For cheap-ass garbage food we hand over our health, hearts and arteries. Foreign aid: $ from the poor in rich countries to the rich in poor ones. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
    For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
    For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
    For every activist, there is an equal and opposite reactionary.
    For every generalization, there is an exception except for this one.
    For every right angle there is a wrong one.
    For every soul, you are bound to find a heel.
    Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home!
    Forget technical details. Just gimmee the juicy gossip!
    Forget the favors given; remember those received. -Chinese Proverb
    Forget the favors given; remember those received. Old Chinese Proverb
    Forget the shrimp! Daddy just came home with a case of crabs!
    Forgive him, he's a Briton and thinks his tribal customs universal.
    Forgive him, he thinks the custom of his tribe is the law of nature. Forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as rewarding.
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