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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:44:56 2016
    Cows are vegetarians, let us eat beef.
    Cows may come and cows may go, but the BULL in here goes on forever
    C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
    CPU not found. Press F1 for software emulation.
    Crack gangs fill in forms for guns.... Sure.
    Cracklin's.... it's like pig candy.
    Crap: What you'll find in a dyslexic fisherman's cooler.
    Crawfish, Cajuns and beer. Heaven!
    Crawfish, Cajuns, gumbo and Barq's...Heaven on earth!
    Crayons can take you more places than starships. * Guinan
    Crazy Ducks - NutQuackers
    Crazy folks don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy so I'm not. That's crazy!
    Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
    Creator - A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
    Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
    Cremation? Think outside the box.
    Cretien, finally a Prime Minister worthy of assassination.- Martin.
    Crime does not pay...as well as politics.
    Crime doesn't pay; neither does farming.
    Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government!
    Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it!
    Criminal lawyer. Isn't that redundant?
    Criminals don't register guns.
    Crispy Creme Donuts are 26% fat, 10% higher than Tim Horton's donuts.
    Critical Error: Sysop/Moderator Not Available. Use QWK Reader Instead?? Critical Error: System Halted. Hit any user to continue.
    Critical mass? When the congregation is made up of agnostics.
    Cross a potato with a sponge; tastes terrible but sure holds gravy.
    Cross posted from: alt.music.country&western.dumb.lyrics.
    Cross posted from: alt.sex.adolescent.dwarves.transvestite.druids.
    Cross-posted from alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork.
    Cross posted to rec.food.fight.
    Crossposting to alt.barbecue and alt.vegan can do no one any good.
    Crossposting to comp.sys.ibm and soc.culture.jewish can do no good.
    Cross the gay mafia and they'll criticize your curtains.
    Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday!
    Cry 'BANANA!' and let slip the clowns of war!
    Cry "ham hock" and let slip the hogs of war!
    Cry MALOX! and let slip the chili dogs of war!
    Cry "ribbit" and let slip the frogs of war!
    Cry Up Spirits! and let's sip the grogs of war!
    Cthulhu calls.........COLLECT!
    Cube of cold pinkness, yellow specks of porcine fat; Give me a spork.
    Culinary terrorism.......
    Cult de sac: a sect with no future.
    Cultured individuals don't "fart", they "cough anally."
    Culture is what separates us from the beasts.
    Culture is what your butcher would have if he were a surgeon.
    Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister!
    Cure for postal strikes: mail them their strike pay.
    Cure the disease and kill the patient. - Francis Bacon
    Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got `em with the mower!
    Curiosity *may* have killed Schrodinger's cat.
    Curiouser and curiouser! - Lewis Carroll
    Curious ideas wait for stranger times.
    Curses! Hayes-ed again!!
    Cursor: An expert in 4-letter words.
    Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt.
    Cut my pizza into six pieces please. I can't eat eight.
    Cut the size in half. Double the selling price. Voila! Low carb.
    CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop.
    Czechoslovakia ahead a goal to nil - that's a win if it stays that way.
    Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
    Daddy? What's this little red button for?
    Dain bramaged.
    Dairy farmers owe their living to udders.
    Dairy Queen: Milkman in high heels.
    DalekDOS v(overflow): (I)Obey, (V)ision impaired, (E)xterminate?
    Dammit! I feel a sin coming on...
    Dammit it's a floor wax, not a dessert topping!
    Damn aliens!! Get yer ship off'n my wheat field!!!
    Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby.
    Damn if KFC can fry cats why can't I serve foie gras?
    D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia.
    Damn the documentation, full speed ahead!
    Dance with the fishes you zombie bastard.
    Dancing: A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
    Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
    Dancing girls. Nude. Lots.
    Dancing with wolves ... sleeping with farm animals.
    DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
    Danger! Human at keyboard!
    DANGER!! Mouse Driver Loaded - Call Police!
    Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger!
    Dangerous exercise: jumping to conclusions.
    Dang! Get my shotgun mama! The aliens are after the chickens again!
    Dang, I hate being derivative.
    Danish isn't a language, it's a throat condition.
    Dan Quayle for Starship Yamato engineer.
    Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents.
    Dark is faster than light, that's why you can't see it.
    Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse. - Japanese Proverb
    Darling, if you smell something burning, it's my heart. (urp)
    Darwin was right. Think of it as evolution in action.
    Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutly!
    Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you?
    Dateline NY: Enraged Cow Goes After Unsuspecting Farmer With Gun.
    Dave broke into my head while I was passed out and stole this idea.
    Dave! You killed the Zombie Flanders! -Bart Simpson
    Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys.
    Dawn crept silently across the yard... searching for her car keys.
    Dawn: The time when people of reason go to bed.
    day++; dollar++;
    Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
    Dazed and confused - again!
    Dazed and confused. Like a duck hit on the head with a hammer.
    D'Bridge will do that for you. Even get you your breakfast.
    Dead? Depressed?... Then why not come along to the FRESH START CLUB.
    Dear friend, nice to meet you here...
    Dear GOD, If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
    Dear GOD, I think the stapler is one of your goodest inventions.
    Dear GOD, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. Danny
    Dear GOD, Thanks for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.
    Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries?
    Dear John Hinckley: George Bush is dating Jodie Foster. - J. Kerry
    Dear John Hinckley: John Kerry is dating Jodie Foster. - G. Bush
    "Dear John Hinkley: Bill Clinton is dating Jodie Foster." - R. Reagan
    Death and taxes are both certain, but death isn't annual.
    Death is but giving over a game that must be lost - Beaumont
    Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
    Death is irrilevant.
    Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
    Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
    Death is nature's way of saying it's too late to play GEEK.
    Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
    Death is not the end; there remains the litigation.
    Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last.
    Death's little problems will make Life's little problems seem worthwhile. Death, Taxes, MS upgrades.
    Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
    Death to the despicable anti-intellectuals! - MENSA
    Death to the fascist insects who suck the blood of the people!
    Debate Conferences: Mud wrestling for the pedantic.
    Debating barbecue is riskier than debating religion.
    Debating chili is riskier than debating religion.
    Decapitate your Christmas turkeys. A mind is a terrible thing to baste! Deceptively smart people need to be watched.
    Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.
    Decrease moderator unemployment: Post off-topic messages.
    Deep down...I'm really a pretty superficial kind of guy.
    Deep fat fried Mars bars?!?
    Deep frying and garlic make anything edible.
    Deer hunters will do anything for a buck.
    Def: Xmas list, item #1: a 48-hour day!
    Deja Ooooo: The feeling that you've stepped into this before.
    Deja Stew: leftovers.
    Deja stew: The feeling you've eaten this leftover before.
    Deja Tue: A feeling that yesterday was Monday ...
    Delightfully tacky, yet refined.
    DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out!
    Dementia has set in: You must immediately increase your squid intake.
    Democracy can withstand anything but militant democrats.
    Democracy is mob rule, but with income taxes.
    Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting what to have for lunch.
    Democracy: more than 1/2 the people are right more than 1/2 the time? Democracy: running the circus from the monkey cage.
    Democrats are gas; Republicans brakes; the people are bumps in the road.
    Demons are a ghoul's best friend.
    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
    Designed for dumbasses with lots of disposable income who believe ads. Desperate times call for cheap shots.
    Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
    Dessert without cheese is like a beautiful one-eyed woman - B Savarin
    Details, dammit! I want filthy, disgusting details!
    Dew knot trussed your spiel chequer to find awl miss stakes.
    Dial 911, make a cop come.
    Dialogue is for wimps! Real men beat sense into each other...
    Did anybody listen to the boring parts of the evidence?
    Did Dubya have to get a background check before he got Saddam's gun?
    Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??
    Didn't you know that NOBODY is supposed to know what goes into boudin.
    Didn't you know that NOBODY is supposed to know what goes into sausage.
    Didn't you know that NOBODY is supposed to know what goes into that.
    Didn't your Momma tell you bout cracklins being the finest of the hog?
    Did that make sense? Good, can you tell me what I said?
    Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
    Did you ever consider what Tabasco could do to potions?
    Did you ever stop to think... and forget to start again?
    Did you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor!
    Did you know 90% of all pig skins in Oz are used to hold pigs together.
    Did you know Canada has a South, too?
    Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
    Did you know... That no-one ever reads these things?
    Did you say that MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
    Die, despicable capitalist scum!
    Die Hard: With Bacon, Hash Browns, and Buttered Toast.
    Diet and exercise are awesome weapons of mass reduction.
    Dieter: a person who is thick and tired of it.
    Diet Holy Communion wafers: "I Can't Believe it's Not Jesus."
    Die: To stop sinning suddenly.
    DIET: Something to take the starch out of you.
    Diet Thousand Islands dressing, with 33% fewer islands...
    Die Yuppie Scum.
    Different drummer? Hell, I have my own band!!!
    Dig a well before you are thirsty. -Chinese Proverb
    Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
    Digitally recorded data last forever or 5 years which ever comes first. Diligently: How you handle an explosive pickle.
    Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
    Dim Horton's: Chinese food and doughnuts finally marry.
    DIN DIP: a European jerk.
    Dinner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
    Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
    Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
    Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can find a rock.
    Diplomatic problems can be solved with intense violence.
    Dip yer bread, chaps.
    Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks.
    Dirt's for racin' on. Asphalt is for making roads to get to the track! Disassembler: An unattended 5 year old child.
    Disaster often rests closely to success.
    Disclaimer: We have no wish to offend you unless you're a twit.
    Disclaimer: We've no idea how the hell this happened (hee hee titter). Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
    Dishes where the raisins have little legs give me the willies!
    Dishes who are not French can only wish they were.
    Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
    Disk Drive -- A motor for a frisbee.
    DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
    Distasteful. And genius. And hilarious.
    Diversity is what brings us together. ;*)
    Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage.
    Divorces are made in heaven.
    DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" );
    Deja voodoo: The feeling that we've killed this chicken before.
    DM: "No, your fighter doesn't gain any bonuses from drinking coffee."
    Do agnostics engage in idol speculation?
    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
    Do artificial plants need artificial water?
    Do Atkins dieters consider communion wafers to be meat or carbs?
    Do camels make good pets?
    Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?
    Do Chocolate-covered cherries count as fruit?
    Docs? Docs!? I don't need no stinking docs!
    Docs? Why should I look at Docs? Nurses are much better looking.
    DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T!
    DOCTOR: "First the good news. Your name will go down in history...."
    Doctor, it hurts when I do this. Don't do that, then!
    Documentation is just one persons opinion of how it should work.
    Documentation - The worst part of programming.
    Do ducks really sit? If so, why?
    Does 50 pounds of flour make a big biscuit???
    Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
    Does a fish swim home and brag about the human he got away from?
    Does a hard-on count as personal growth?
    Does a Mermaid wear an Algebra?
    Does any of this make any sense? Doesanyoneknowhowmuchitcoststogetaspacebarrepaired?
    Does a patriot order American in a Chinese restaurant?
    Does a pond ripple when a duck farts?
    Does a scuba diver have frog's legs? ;*)
    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    Does history record any case in which the majority was right?
    Does history record any case in which the majority was right? - Heinlein
    Does killing time harm eternity?
    Does "PIRATE" software come with a treasure map?
    Does smoked salmon carry a warning from the Sturgeon General?
    Does starting your car involves raising the hood?
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
    Does war decide who's right? Only who's left.
    Does your favorite have peanut shells on the floor?
    Does your favorite restaurant have sawdust on the floor?
    Do everything in moderation - including moderation.
    Do files get embarrassed when you unZIP them?
    Do fish have roegasms?
    Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day?
    Dogmas: a religious holiday for canines.
    Do good and fear nobody. Do ill and fear everyone.
    Dogs can lick their own genitalia, they must be the superior species.
    Dogs give us friendship, cats bring us joy,
    Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us.
    Dogs love everyone and eat anything.
    Dog suspended from obedience school: kid ate his homework.
    Do I have to pee whenever I see a sign that says "WET FLOOR"?
    Do I have to say the words?
    Do I really need to say it?..... {Grabbing tagline and stuffing in bag}
    Do I sound like a people person?
    Do I strike you as a violent person?
    Do it only with the best.
    Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes today.
    Do look a gift horse in the mouth. - Mayor of Troy
    Do married women make the best wives?
    Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me!
    Dominus Nabisco (eat all your cookies)
    Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
    Do more than listen, understand.
    Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
    Do not adjust your mind - the fault is with reality.
    Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps
    Do not attend a gunfight with a knife.
    Do not attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance.
    Do not buy or eat poached eggs, this just encourages the practice.
    Do not disturb.... (already disturbed).
    -Do not disturb. Already disturbed enough...
    Do not Disturb; I'm playing with my Mental Blocks.
    Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
    Do nothing in great haste, except catching fleas.
    Do nothing in great haste, except running from a mad dog.
    do {nothing} while (HearFromMe=0)
    Do not Kvetch... BE a Kvetch... Become one with whining...
    Do not make loon soup. -The Eskimo Cookbook
    Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
    Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
    Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
    Do not start with me. You will not win.
    Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
    Do not use if you are recently deceased.
    Don't accept your dog's admiration as evidence that you're wonderful!
    Don't act like you're not impressed.
    Don't argue with he who buys ink by the gallon.
    Don't argue with idiots. Observers may not discern the difference.
    Don't argue with people stupider than you; you can never win that way.
    Don't argue with she who uploades REPs by the megabyte.
    Don't ask about the dried chilies floating in my breakfast cereal.
    Don't ask how I know, but play-dough tastes really gross!
    Don't ask me - I just work here.
    Don't ask me - I'm making this up as I go!
    Don't ask me - I'm making this up as I go along.
    Don't ask me - I was hired for my looks.
    Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
    Don't assume stupidity for what malice can explain.
    Don't be afraid of a wild goose chase. That's what wild geese are for.
    Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember a kite rises against the wind.
    Don't be an Atheist... there aren't enough holidays.
    Don't be impatient. You can't warm your hands by burning your fingers.
    Don't believe any false rumors unless you hear them from me.
    Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
    Don't be sexist - *broads* hate it!
    Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it.
    Don't be surprised if there is nothing but coal in your stocking.
    Don't blame me! I just test the thing!
    Don't blame me, I voted Raving Monster Loony Party.
    Don't blame me...YOU asked! ;*)
    Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.
    Don't bother pushing that key. There is no Esc
    Don't bother thinking - it just causes frustration.
    Don't buy furs... It takes 14 trees to make protest signs.
    Don't call me a sexist, you bimbo!
    Don't call me on my cellphone while I'm driving.... I'm trying to eat.
    Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full.
    Don't confuse comfort with happiness!
    Don't cook tonight - starve a rat today!
    Don't corner something meaner than you.
    Don't count your fish until they're on dry land.
    Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
    Don't cry because they left. Smile because you can find someone better.
    Don't deepfry ANYTHING in the nude; bread it first.
    Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
    Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
    Don't Drink and Park; accidents cause people.
    Don't drink and write taglines.
    Don't dwell on the past, but never forget it.
    Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools.
    Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last & don't ever volunteer.
    Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.
    Don't fight with pigs, they enjoy it and you just get dirty.
    Don't fly into a rage unless you are prepared for a very rough landing.
    Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
    Don't get even, get odd.
    Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
    Don't get too comfortable there.
    Don't get yourself involved with persons who can't bear inspection.
    Don't get yourself involved with situations that can't bear inspection.
    Don't give blondes coffee breaks, it takes too long to retrain them.
    Don't give up on a good theory just because its wrong.
    Don't go huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.
    Don't go messin' with a country boy! - Hillbilly Jim
    Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
    Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon.
    Don't hate yourself in the morning: sleep until noon.
    Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!
    Don't hurry, don't worry & don't forget to stop and smell the flowers.
    Don't insult the alligator until after you've crossed the river.
    Don't interfere with sumptin' that ain't botherin' you.
    Don't interfere with sumptin' that ain't botherin' you none.
    Don't investigate this too closely.
    Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you do.
    Don't judge the parade by a few clowns.
    Don't judge, you idiot.
    Don't just BELIEVE in miracles - EXPECT them!
    Don't just sit there... press a key!
    Don't just stand there...KNEEL!!
    Don't knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.
    Don't let a fox watch your hens just 'cuz he's had lots of experience.
    Don't let me get too deep. It's already too deep in here.
    Don't let men vote for 5 years. Women can straighten out this country.
    Don't let that man make chili. He'd screw up a sacred thing.
    Don't let that man make lasagna. He'd screw up a sacred thing.
    Don't let the dog eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.
    Don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk.
    Don't listen to her though. She's a troublemaker. Everybody knows it.
    Don't listen to him though. He's a troublemaker. Everybody knows it.
    Don't listen to their nonsense.....listen to MINE!
    Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
    Don't look back unless you intend going that way....
    Don't look for flaws as you go through life.
    Don't make excuses, make good.
    Don't make the wrong mistakes.
    Don't mince words... what do you *REALLY* think?
    Don't mind her, she's about 5 minutes behind reality.
    Don't mind him, he's about 5 minutes behind reality.
    Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
    Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.
    Don't open the WINDOWS, you'll let the BUGS in!
    Don't order steak at a Waffle House.
    Don't play stupid with me, I have more experience.
    Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
    "Don't play with bees lest you be stung." - Swahili proverb
    Don't put off for tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
    Don't question your good moods.
    Don't rattle my cage. The door is not locked!
    Don't say during sex: "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig."
    Don't say during sex: "When would you like to meet my parents?"
    Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
    Don't share your telephone line with a woman!
    Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
    Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
    Don't speak now, and forever hold your peace.
    Don't sweat petty things.... or pet sweaty things.
    Don't Switch Horsemen Mid-Apocalypse.
    Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent.
    Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
    Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
    Don't talk childish to me... I'm almost three years old now! - Neekha
    Don't talk to me until I've had my second cup of coffee
    Don't talk to me while I'm interrupting.
    Don't tease me if you can't please me.
    Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
    Don't tell me how the clock works, just what time it is.
    Don't treat me any differently than you would a visiting king.
    Don't trust an Info-Babe...
    Don't try pessimism. It won't work anyway...
    Don't try to kiss a girl after eating a durian.
    Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes time and annoys the pig.
    Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
    Don't use contractions in formal writing.
    Don't use no double negatives.
    Don't use the 'Z' word; it's offensive. - Assoc'n of Undead Citizens
    Don't vote - it only encourages them!
    Don't waste time reliving the past; spend it worrying about the future.
    Don't worry, everything's out of control.
    Don't worry, I don't understand what I just said either.
    Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
    Don't worry. I'm fluent in weird.
    Don't worry, I'm going to backup todau!!&%#~%
    Don't worry, pig lovers! We didn't use a real pig.
    Don't worry, those mushrooms are okay.
    Don't you hate to hear your Dentist say "Oops?"
    Do octopus get octopussy?
    Do Pasta and Antipasto cancel each other out?
    Do perverted robots dream of electric Sheep?
    Do physicists get hadrons?
    DOS = corner church; Amiga = pagan sex magick under a full moon.
    DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
    DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
    DOS is your PC. Windows is your PC on drugs. Any Question?
    DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
    Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.
    Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
    DOS = suit & tie; Macintosh = cool shades; Amiga = high heels & leather.
    DOS: White bread * Mac: White bread & gravy * Amiga: purple mushrooms.
    Do they ever shut up on your planet?
    Do they know that root vegetables are grown in DIRT?
    Do TV evangelists do more than lay people?
    Double 0 Double entendre!
    Do unto others before they do unto you.
    Do vegan mothers ever breast feed their babies?
    Do vegetarians eat animal biscuits?
    "Do we care? A-Are we caring about that?"
    Do we get a chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event?
    Do we really want the Christian Coalition picking our judges?
    Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
    Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it!
    Downsized employees will get a DVD on how to live off the land.
    Down with categorical imperative!
    Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?
    Do you come from a land down-under?
    Do you do sock/sock shoe/shoe or sock/shoe sock/shoe?
    Do you even know WHAT your children are?
    Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
    Do you have any English in you? Would you like some?
    Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?
    Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
    Do you know who used your SSAN to check on you today?
    Do you like me for my brain, or my baud?
    Do you like your Chili with or without crushed Oreos? - Riggs
    Do you list your parole officer as a reference?
    Do you multitask or just run Windoze?
    Do you, my poppet, feel infirm? You probably then contain a germ.
    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
    Do you prefer gin and platonic or scotch and sofa?
    Do you realize that the word Therapist breaks down to THE RAPIST?
    Do you remember why we went to the hospital?
    Do you talk to the dial tone much?
    "Do you wanna touch a boob for the first time in your life or not?" - Lindsay Do you want graphics? NO, and quit asking me!
    Do you want this to become violent?
    Do zombies ever try to analyze their nightmares?
    Drag me, drop me. Treat me like an object.
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