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    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Sat Jul 16 12:44:54 2016
    Beware standards your own religion can't uphold
    BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo
    Beware the beast man,for he is the devil's spawn.
    Beware the do-gooders. They'll screw it up with best of intentions.
    Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. One lick and you suck forever.
    Be yourself--if you don't, who else will?
    Bigamist: a heavy fog over Italy!
    Big dark red beans? That's a northern thing, Yankee chili.
    Big deep-fat fryers could potentially destroy an entire neighborhood.
    BIG GAME HUNTER: Someone who looses their way to a football match.
    Biggest gang I know they call the government.
    Big money! Big Prizes! I love it!
    Big or small We tax them all.
    Bigotry: an Italian redwood.
    Bigots are themselves a minority.
    Big T-day turkey:a Jurassic fowl with drum sticks as large as my thighs.
    Big T-day turkey: cooking begins around Halloween.
    Big T-day turkey: instructions say thaw in fridge for six months.
    BillDOS & TedDOS: Truly excellent command. Party on [Y/y]?
    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    Bimbabble: Noise coming from a table full of blondes.
    Binary: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
    Binary: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
    Bin Laden remains at large but at long last Martha is behind bars.
    Biochemists wear designer genes.
    Bio-Genetix Eng. Labs: "Playing God so you don't have to"
    Biography is one of the new terrors of death.
    Biology grows on you.
    Birds have bills too and they keep on singing.
    Birthdays are significant. Without them you're dead.
    Birthdays ... they're not just for spankings anymore.
    Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
    Bit: 12 1/2 cents.
    Bitch, bitch, moan, moan, whine, etc.
    Bite here. Then turn and examine.
    BIT: Past tense of BYTE.
    Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
    Bitter melon: Like a cactus that had sex with an unwilling cucumber. Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
    Black holes are where God divided by zero..
    Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter
    Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
    Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew
    Blessed are the inept for they will inherit the skies.
    Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups.
    Blessed are the pessimists, for they made backups.
    Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the National Debt.
    Blessed be the pessimist for he hath bought insurance.
    Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
    Bless you and may your bread always fall butter side up !!
    BLISS is ignorance.
    Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
    Blondes VS spaghetti? They both wriggle when you eat them.
    Blonde with a leather jacket? Rebel without a clue.
    Blood circulates by flowing down one leg and up the other.
    Blood is thicker than apple juice, but not as tasty.
    Blood is thicker than water - and much tastier.
    Bloody peasant! "Ooh, didja hear that? What a giveaway!"
    Bloody potatoes. Next thing you know, they'll be eating them.
    Blowjobs: Protein Slurpies!
    Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
    Blueberries are very seldom quoted correctly.
    Blue is not a Kool-aid flavor, it's a colour.
    Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@
    Bluff means never having to sway your story.
    B: not found, formatting other drives instead....
    Boiled chicken ovulations with crisped pig lard? Delicious!
    "Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket." - Hungarian
    "Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket." - Hungarian Christmas
    Book sequel: Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
    Booze heals!
    Booze is good food.
    Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
    Booze - it does a body good.
    Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question.
    Boring AND Pointless? A zombie duel-to-the-death.
    Born again virgin.
    Born a poor young country boy, mother nature's son.
    Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
    Born to be cuddled.
    Boss Bitches kick ass. They damned sure don't kiss it.
    Bother! howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tabasco Sauce in the KY Jelly.
    Bother, said she, as several Italians pinched his butt.
    Boundaries between properties are clear when your neighbor mows.
    Bowf is to Dog what Beef is to Cow.
    Box wines, yet another of Australia's contributions to human welfare.
    Boyfriend - A handyman with sex privileges.
    Boy, I'm tellin you fer yer own good, I studied them things.
    Boy, I'm tellin you fer yer own good, taint nothin personal.
    BOYS: Of all the wild beasts, the most difficult to manage.
    Boys want to light bangers, but end up holding sparklers.
    Boys you got some trouble... You committin' herbicide.
    Boy, that thunder sounds clo@$#%^%#$^ NO CARRIER
    "Bozego Narodzenie." - Polish Christmas
    Braille: support true literacy for the blind.
    Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but FAT cells live for ever.
    Brain Damage? No Thanks, I Already Have Some.
    Brains are such offal food.
    Brains by Tequila, body by the table on the floor
    Brainstorm? No, but I had a brain drizzle once.
    Brainstorm? No, but I had a braindrizzle once.
    Brains x Beauty = Constant.
    Brain - the apparatus with which we think that we think.
    Braise the Lord. (Then serve with mushrooms on the side)
    Brassiere: Cover for a great double feature.
    Brats simmered in beer should be considered alcohol abuse.
    Bread and circuses for everyone!
    Breaded, deep fried, disgusting chicken-compound things.
    BREAD IS MURDER! The Save the Yeast Coalition
    Bread that must be sliced with an ax is bread that is too nourishing.
    Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
    Brecht's Hierarchy of Needs: Grub first, then ethics.
    Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
    Brently trimmed the Christmas tree, gave it a crew-cut.
    Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
    Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parker
    Brevity is the soul of wit.
    Bridges and tunnels are proof that we will not be denied.
    Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
    Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG!
    British Beef - The Recipe For hehheheheheh GAGAGAG WOOOOOOO!!!
    British boobs are the best in the world.
    Britt Ekland: She's a professional girl-friend and an amateur actress. Broadcast live from Mudgett's Funeral Home and Bed & Breakfast.
    BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm Brain going down... IMMEDIATELY.
    Brooklyn is the Dutch name for "broken valley".
    Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages.
    Brunswick stew - Seems strange having a side of meat with meat.
    BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
    Buckle up; it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of the car. Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions...
    Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.
    Budget the luxuries FIRST!
    Buffalo are cool, like smart really hairy cattle that want to kill you.
    Buffalo is a strange place: it borders on Erie.
    Buffer: Programmer who works in the nude.
    BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself!"
    Buffet: French for making a pig of yourself.
    Bug: 1. Programmer's term for a feature.
    Bug: 2. An elusive creature living in a program which makes it incorrect.
    Bug: 3. A known design feature that doesn't work properly.
    Bug: 4. An unknown design feature that works properly.
    Buggery is boring. Incest relatively boring. Necrophilia dead boring.
    Bug? It's an "Undocumented Enhancement"!
    Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
    Bugs come in through open Windows...
    Build a better mouse trap and Bill Gates will steal all the cheese.
    "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
    Bulletin Broads Baud Better!
    BULLFIGHTER: 1 little man against a 1/2 ton of pissed off pot roast.
    Bullshit Detector. When alarm sounds, please re-engage your brain.
    Bullsh#t! Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Gaius Marius, 105BCE.
    "Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo." - Italian Christmas
    Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise
    Bureau of Firearms, Alcohol, Religion and Tobacco.
    Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously.
    Burro: an ass. Burrow: a hole in the ground. Difference?
    Burton can't cook, but he knows how to eat as well as anyone.
    Bury me at Wal-mart so my wife will come visit me.
    Buses turn up within seconds of your lighting a cigarette.
    Bush and Hussein rumble in an apocalyptic battle mediated by Jesus.
    Bush, because those who ignore history are bound to repeat it.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
    Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a bitter place, one country at a time. Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
    Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
    Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
    Bushisms: the US gov't is under no obligation to follow Strunk & White.
    Bush runs the country like a business.... like Enron!
    Bush's plan for solving the Social Security crisis: Influenza.
    Bush thinks additional flu vaccine could be hidden somewhere in Iraq.
    Business is a combination of war and sport.
    But chili now, that's a whole nother thing.
    But DAD; mom uses that finger when waving at other cars.
    But Doc, I eat lots of fruit. I have 3 cherries in every cocktail!
    But don't let me stop you from being ignorant.
    But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car
    But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car.
    But I did read the docs, I just didn't understand them!
    But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!
    But I *don't* like palid American beers!
    But if I kill him, it would start a war.
    But if the handwriting on the wall is a forgery?
    But it has to look legal!
    But it only quit working when I let the smoke get out.
    But it's not against any religion / To want to dispose of a pigeon.
    But it would be wrong. [attrib. R.M. Nixon, ca 1972]
    But not Spam, Spam, Bacon, Eggs and Spam Quiche.
    But of course I was seduced by the junk food.
    Butterflies are self-propelled flowers.
    Butter hardness is proportional to the softness of the bread.
    Butter is better than margarine. I trust cows more than chemists.
    But that would be wrong.
    But the manifest read 'Farm Equipment'
    But then I burned the house down; the chili was too hot!!
    But there are dishonest men in national government too. "Tricky Dick"
    But there are dishonest men in national government too. "Tricky Dick" Nixon
    But there ARE stupid people who ask questions.
    But these are not rational beings; these are serious chowhounds.
    But these are not rational beings; these are serious foodies.
    But we don't say "Bam" here. OK?
    But what's his offence? Groping for trout, in a peculiar river.
    But, where on the bass drum do you want me to plug in the tuner?
    But whoever treasures freedom, like the swallow has learned to fly.
    But who shall Moderate the Moderators?
    But wouldn't such protectionism be against the principles of NAFTA?
    ...but you don't SOUND caucasian! ;*)
    Buy a cured ham, the sick ones are terrible.
    Buy a rope and shoot yourself where the water is deepest.
    Buy cattle, sell ethics!
    Buy gold, silver, Swiss francs and a gun. - H. Browne, invest. advisor
    Buy only cured hams, the sick ones are not good for you.
    Buy tobacco, sell ethics!
    Buy Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice... in the leather box.
    Buzzword: The fly in the ointment of literacy.
    By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
    By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
    By following the good, you learn to be genius.
    By my weirdness, you shall know me...
    By right or wrong (by any means necessary)
    By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
    By the time we've made it, we've had it.
    By the time you know where I am, I may very well be somewhere else.
    By the way, what does BTW mean?
    Cable TV prayer: "Dear God, please don't let it be Beast Master!"
    Caffeine is a fundamental part of the geek diet.
    Caffeine makes the world go round.
    Cajun breakfast: blackened toast.
    Cake is merely a vehicle for frosting.
    Calamity strikes and Congress vows to remain in recess.
    California: Land of rays, quakes, and those damned Raisins.
    California: the Granola State. (Lots of fruits, nuts, and flakes.)
    Called "Wiener Wuerstchen", they tasted like hot dogs, only good.
    Calling anything foolproof seems to take a lot for granted.
    Calling a PCBored makes for a Maalox Moment!
    Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extreme violence.
    Call it a hunch. - Quasimodo
    Call me mad, will you? You'll see! You'll *ALL* see!!
    Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener
    Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -Indian proverb
    Call receptionist if you wish your telephone connected.
    Call that special person NOW. Tomorrow may be too late.
    Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
    Call the narcotics squad, 175 pounds of dope just walked in!
    Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ
    Calm denial in the face of a staggering stack of overwhelming facts.
    Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
    Calm waters do not mean the crocodile is not present
    Calories are delicious.
    Caltitude: Height cat's back can arch to meet the hand stroking it
    Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
    Calvin: Filth! Contamination! Pestilence! Ha Ha Ha!
    Calvin: I've changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum.
    CAMELOT: the place to shop for a used dromedary
    C$A#M*O$U%F@L#A)G@E~D T@A#G$L@I~N$E C**a**m**o**u**f**l**a**g**e*****T**a**g**l*i**n**e*
    Campbell's Snail Stew.. Umm Umm good!
    Canada & America - Separated by a common language!
    Canada: A pack of cigarettes- $8; a heart transplant- just $8.
    CANADA CALLING: Quebec for sale cheap. Must take it all.
    Canada didn't have a civil war to establish a continental nation!
    Canada didn't have a revolution to establish a continental nation!
    Canada: evil socialist gay-marrying drug crazed pacifist evil dominion.
    Canada - home of the largest shopping center in the world.
    Canada is a farm team for the United States.
    Canada is a special foster-child of the US. It's called tough love.
    Canada is not a real country. - Lucien Bouchard
    Canada is so square even the female impersonators are women.
    Canada is the vichyssoise of nations: cold and half-French.
    Canada, land of opportunity for Hong Kong businessmen.
    Canada Post: when it absolutely, positively has to be there - sometime.
    Canada should annex the U.S.A.
    Canada's just a hockey player breeding facility.
    Canada's parliament meets 60 miles SE of Bullies Acre.
    Canada strong & free - from sea to sea to sea!
    Canada: The one place in the world where it's not hip to be French.
    Canada - The Readers Digest version of the United States.
    Canada: the state so clever, it doesn't pay taxes to Washington!
    Canadian Dos prompt: "Like, Insert Disk #1, eh"
    Canadian: I know 3 spices, Salt, Pepper, and Ketchup.
    Canadians can say "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
    Canadians do not eat anything with cayenne without serious complaint.
    Canadians don't anything with cayenne... only immigrants.
    Canadians don't have two first names.
    Canadians drank 24,000,000 gallons Kool-Aid summer '95.
    Canadians have no idea what a polecat is.
    Canadians never, ever eat okra.
    Canadians prefer potato au gratin to grits.
    Canadians: say "you guys" not "y'all" even if they're women.
    Canadians: The bland leading the bland.
    Canadians: The *other* Americans.
    Canadians think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."
    Canadians think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY spicy!
    Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal?
    Canapes: A sandwich that's cut into 24 pieces.
    Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
    Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
    Can Harrison Ford the river?
    Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
    Can I deduct last year's tax as a bad investment?
    Can I get just a little bit of power? -Red Hot Chili Peppers
    Can I have my thorax back? - Dave to zombie
    Can I help it if everyone else is wrong ?
    Can I play with your bellybutton?
    Can I put a head on that for you??? Victor Frankenstein
    Can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?
    Can I tickle your fancy? No? Will you tickle mine?
    Can I use my A.M. Radio.....in the afternoon?
    Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
    Canned mackeral: It's a giant sardine and it's real gross. - Neekha
    Cannes, where you lie on the beach and look at the stars, or vice versa. Cannibal #1: "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." #2 "So, try the potatoes." Cannibal: Guy in a restaurant, and orders the waiter.
    Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
    Cannibal: Roast beef. Why?
    Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN Eat MOUSE.SYS instead? <Y/N>
    Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat Mouse? (Y/n)?
    Cannot understand tagline; (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anyway?
    Can not understand tagline: (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anywy
    Can one really be ethical through following someone else's rules?
    Can pigs fly? Yeah, just depends how hard you toss'em.
    Can shellfish sue for damages in small CLAMS court?
    Can't clean my desk until they loosen my striaght jacket ;*)
    Can't even talk without someone making taglines of it
    Can't expect to keep them on the farm after they've seen Paris.
    Can this be real? @FN@ is at a loss for words?!
    Can't people just learn to buy their shit from a dealer or something?
    Can't people just learn to buy their stuff from a dealer or something?
    Can't think. Brain is on autopilot today
    Can't Wal-Mart's Tech Support Department help you with this?
    CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
    Can vampires use Sun workstations?
    Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
    Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
    Can you feel anything when I do this?
    Can you get a DUI on the information superhighway?
    Can you get a DWI on the Information Superhighway?
    Can you imagine a roast aardvark without an apple in its mouth?
    Can you name a better party snack than the deviled egg? -Satan
    Can you open your mind without it falling out?
    Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
    Can you say: Tongue planted firmly in cheek???
    Can you sense the sarcasm???
    Can you spot the Loony?
    Can you swim in melted dry ice without getting wet?
    Can you teach an old moderator new tricks?
    Can you teach an old Moderator new tricks?
    Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks>
    Can you teach new dogs old tricks?
    Capitalism. I love it!
    Capitalism is the only basic institution with any genuine vigor.
    Capsicums are veritable whores when it comes to cross pollination.
    Carb mania: Americans would rather shoot heroin than eat a bagel.
    Care for another bottle of champagne, m'dear?
    Care for a shrimp cocktail? No, thanks - I need a BIG one.
    Carefull, we might be landing on your street
    Careful, somebody might want you to share your Barbecued Ribs.
    Caribou Chili Pizza Beta Tester.
    Caring for the wants and needs of the needy and the wanty.
    Car thieves should be used as expendible crash test dummies.
    Cartoon violence made me what I am today.
    Caruso was at first an Italian.
    Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent.
    Casserole is just another word for leftovers.
    Cassoulet, like life itself is not so simple as it seems. - Paula Wolfert Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
    Castration takes balls.
    Cast your bread upon the water and it shall come back soggy.
    Cat - 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm Clock
    Catacomb: Italian Cat Comb
    Cat: A dog with an attitude problem
    CATALYST n. an alphabetical list of Italian cats
    Cat: a purr-bearing mammal
    Cataract: Pool playing Cat
    Catastrophy: Cat punctuation written on your skin
    Cat ate cheese and waited by mousehole with baited breath
    Catatonic - Italian beverage most preferred by cats
    Catatonic (n): Geritol for cats
    Cat bumper sticker: Life is hard, then you nap
    CAT: "Cat do this", "Cat do that"; what am I? A dog?
    Catch and release is great for trout - NOT for criminals!
    Catcher: Cat belonging to Mrs. Bono
    CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds.
    CAT.COM started. Computer will hairball in five seconds
    Cat definition: Door - something to be on the other side of
    Cat Eats Ball of Yarn, Gives Birth to Set of Mittens
    CATFOOD.CAN not found...Eat Logitech mouse? Y/N
    CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??
    Cat Game #6: Fit into the smallest space available
    Cat, get your butt away from the keyb/m kvxcg;fzhd...xc jzske NO CARRIER
    Cat HAIR all over the keyboard. Don't blame me for spelling errors
    Cat #*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~)_+| #
    CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.
    Catherine Medici invented French cooking, now known as "cuisine".
    Catholic: Can't stop bringing cats home
    Catholic (n.) A cat with a drinking problem
    Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
    Cat: If I suck up, my humans will do anything.
    Cat\kat\Small four-legged fur bearing extortionist
    Catlapse: The cat's time between removal from a lap and awakening
    Cat - Lap Warmer with built in vibrator
    Cat magic - the more you pet them, the longer you both live
    Catmas: a religious holiday for felines.
    Cat Motto: Excess is never enough
    Cat: Murphy's way of saying "Nice Furniture!"
    Catnip Research Has Not Kept Pace With Other Sciences
    Cat; n: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer
    CAT: (n) Walking ego with fur
    Cat-o-holic - addicted to cats
    CAT ON KEYBOARD: Brng fuud prefurably fesh
    Cat philosophy: When in doubt, cop an attitude
    Cat Physics #2: A cat will assume the shape of its container
    Cat: psychotic animal bred for target practice
    Cat purring on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
    CatRule#22: Anything moving under the covers is fair Game
    CAT RULE #2: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4am
    Cat Rule #2: When in doubt, cop an attitude
    Cat Rule #5: Fit into the smallest space possible
    Cat Rule #72: There's no such thing as a "bad" time for a nap
    Cat rule: Add roughage to human food by shedding in it
    Cats allow man the pleasure of caressing the tiger
    Cats: aloof indifferent uncaring soul-sucking demons.
    Cats always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read
    Cats and Women: no matter what you tell them, they do as they please
    Cats and writers like to hear their own voices
    Cats are 80% water and 20% attitude
    Cats are always on the wrong side of the door
    Cats are crazy,...But just crazy to please you!
    Cats are domesticated, until a paw-operated tin-opener is invented.
    Cats are God's way of telling us we're being watched
    Cats are good lapwarmers for modemers
    Cats are just lazy people with fur and fangs
    Cats are just little bundles of purr
    Cats are like Potatoe Chips. You can't have just one!
    Cats are magical, the more you pet them the longer you both live
    Cats are meant to be loved, not to be understood
    Cats are my shelter from an insane world
    Cats are not dogs! -P.G. Wodehouse
    Cats are not pets, they own the house and let you live there
    Cats aren't threatened if you earn more than they do
    Cats Are PEOPLE Too
    Cats are people too...no, I mean
    Cats are purrfect
    Cats are really trainable, if you let them think they thought of it!
    Cats are Roommates Dogs are Family!
    Cats are roommates, Dogs are kids
    Cats are the only animal to have successfully domesticated man
    Cats are the soul of honesty, hide not their dislikes
    Cats are too cool to beg for food. They WILL charge it on your VISA
    Cats are wonderful - everyone should own one...two...three...four...five... Cats - by Ann Gora
    Cat scan: A hi-tech device for examining cats
    Cats can't read and they don't want you to, either!
    Cats come in many varieties...and every one is divine
    Cats: Companions in grace and beauty and mystery and curiousity
    Cats: companions in grace, beauty, mystery & curiosity
    Cats contribute to living a longer life
    Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
    Cats' Credo: They should get laid before they get spayed
    Cats & Dogs are Household Schedulers
    Cats (DO IT) "randomly"--jkb
    Cats donate their services as alarm clocks
    Cats do not have problems expressing affection in public
    Cats do not keep mice away, they preserve them for the chase.
    Cats don't correct your stories
    Cats don't criticize your friends
    Cats do whatever they want, yet still get treated like royalty
    Cats favorite game: "Ha Ha - made you look."
    Cats' favorite game: Hah! Made you look!
    Cats find people fascinating --- they can stare at them for hours
    Cats give us someone to talk to
    Cats! God's gift to mankind
    Cats: Good for dusting high places
    Cats: Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers
    Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats
    Cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped
    Cats have purr-sonality
    Cats have the simplest of taste - the best will suffice
    Cats instruct us in the luxurious art of stretching
    Cats know all the sunny places
    Cats leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same
    Cat sleeping on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur
    Cats let us induldge our desires to really spoil someone
    Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse
    Cats like "Cat-Naps"--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
    Cats like "Pro-Cat-Stinating"---it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
    Cats like Serial-Mice for breakfast!
    Cats look at your eyes
    Cats love work; They can sit and watch it for hours
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