• some taglines - B's

    From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to All on Mon Mar 28 08:48:02 2016
    Babble sir? I wasn't aware that I ever -babble- sir.
    Babehart - about a cute little pig that slaughters half of Scotland.
    Babies: jabbering, wet, snotty, life-sucking little poop machines.
    Bacchus: Deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. BACHELOR: A man who never makes the same mistake once.
    Bachelor: One who is footloose and fiance free.
    Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
    Bachman plans to do a gangsta version of Takin' Care of F$#%@ Business.
    Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel.
    Back off man, We're scientists!!!
    Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
    Backup aborted: Remove disk #92 and start over.
    Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
    Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
    Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest @FN@ ?
    Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest idiot!
    Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest innocent bystander.
    Back when I was a mere lad, we carved our own ICs out of wood.
    Bacon didn't write Shakespeare; Shakespeare ate bacon!
    Bacon & eggs - Hens are involved but pigs are committed.
    Bacon.... it's like pig candy.
    Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.
    Bad Band Name #394: Contaminated Sludge
    Bad Band Name #520: Tabasco Douche
    Bad Band Name #753: Toxic Popsicle
    Bad chili sucks, but this one swallows...
    Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
    Bad Cook: Do you have 197 of these "Get Well Soon" cards?
    Bad day: Smokey the Bear stamps out your birthday cake.
    Bad day: The health inspector condemns your coffee maker.
    Bad fingers! bad, bad fingers! go sit in the corner!
    "Bad Moderator, BAD! No dog biscuit tonight!"
    "Bad news, Mom. I sold my soul to the devil." - Calvin
    Bad or missing sysop.
    Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
    Bad roast beef cooked by bad roast beef chefs.
    Bad Spellers of the world uniet.
    Bagdad in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
    Bagel: a doughnut with rigor mortis.
    Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. --Moderator Xmas greeting.
    Bah! This is just another Hallmark Holiday cooked up to sell cards.
    Baked potatoes - Better with steak than barbecue.
    Bakers do it but you have to give them flours first.
    Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
    Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!
    Balanced diet? Eat a vegetarian.
    Bald spot? No - solar panel for brain power.
    "Balls" said the Queen, "If I had them, I'd be King!"
    Balut: the egg with legs.
    Bambi was Disney's first stag film.
    Banana peppers have many more practical uses than bananas!
    Bank on God for a higher rate of interest.
    Banned on Big Blue.
    Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
    "barba non facit philosophum"
    Barbarians may eat and the civilized may dine, but chowhounds feed.
    Barbecue always means pork.
    Barbecue changed when it left the South and not always for the better.
    Barbecue is a noun, it is not a verb.
    Barbecue, like jazz, changed when it left the South.
    Bar code - electronic device to help locate bars.
    BARF: Bureau of Alcohol, Religion, and Firearms.
    Barnum was wrong....it's more like every 30 seconds!
    Bart's Blackboard: "The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy."
    Bart, stop pestering Satan!!!
    Base 8 is really simple - if you're missing two fingers!
    Baseball, Apple Pie and Coca-Cola, what America is.
    Baseball, Hot dogs, Apple pie, Mom, NRA!
    BASIC: Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Identity Crisis?
    BATCH - A group, kinda like a herd.
    Batch Processing: Making a lot of cookies at once.
    Battle Creek makes cereal terminals.
    Bayer, makers of Aspirin, once marketed the drug heroin.
    Bazookas should be legal for use against cars with really loud stereos.
    BBQ restaurants observe the Barbecue Sabbath and are closed on Sundays.
    BBQ spare ribs.... it's like pig candy.
    BBS: a method to triple your phone bill.
    BBS: A place where you are recognized as a friend!
    BBS busy. (C)all back later (T)hrow tantrum?
    BBSers are virtually alive.
    BBSing ... time's blackhole.
    BBS Lingo: HHTYAY: Happy Holidays to You and Yours.
    BBS? Yeah, I do bbs. But I can control it ...
    Beaches are like attics. You'll be amazed at what you see in trunks.
    Be alert! The country needs more lerts.
    Beam a large pepperoni pizza to these coordinates.
    Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
    Beam me up, Scotty; this ISN'T the ladies' room!
    Beans: 100% less bad fat = no heart attacks.
    Beans: 190% more flatulence = no girl friend.
    Beans in chili is still a criminal offense in Texas.
    Beans in chili.... what kind of sick freak are you?
    Bearer of this card is entitled to pay cash at participating stores.
    Be a responsible vegetarian... neuter your plants.
    BEAST! You've been SPOKEN to about biting the users!
    Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
    Beat two eggs? Why? What did the eggs do?
    Beautiful flowers die fast. Blooming idiots are everywhere.
    Beautiful flowers die fast. Blooming idiots never do.
    "Beautiful girls don't bother me. I wish they WOULD! But they don't."
    Beautiful & useless like a cathedral in wilderness.
    Beauty...in the dark. - Sheridan
    Beauty is all around for those who chose to see it.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
    Beauty is only a light switch away!!!
    Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
    Beauty may be only skin deep, but who's into skeletons??
    Beauty times brains equals a constant.
    Be careful: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
    Be careful what you say - we might be friends someday.
    Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
    Because his parents were easily discouraged, he's an only child.
    Because... I am.... CANADIAN!
    Because of the greatness of the Shah, Iran is an island of stability
    Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
    Because that's what the holidays are all about: SUFFERING.
    Because the stupid monkey didn't know any better. -Douglas Adams
    Because they can! <BEG>
    Because we're Canadian! And fiercely proud of it!
    Be creative - invent a perversion!
    Bed & Breakfast: two things the kids will never make for themselves.
    Bedfellows make strange politicians.
    BEEF! 'Cause the west wasn't won on salad.
    Beef: It's what's for dinner.
    Beef jerky...Dehydrated mad cow disease.
    Beef up your life... Have a cow, Man!
    Beef: Your odds are still better in the supermarket than in a casino.
    Been dazed and confused for so long it's normal.
    Been so long without sex, I think I'm a virgin again!
    Been there, done that, did the microsedimentology. [Marty Leipzig]
    Been there, done that, got moderated!
    Been there, done that, Got Moderated!
    Been there. Done that. Jumped bail.
    Been there, done that, tripped alarm, came here.
    BEER AND CORN FLAKES, THE BREAKFAST OF X-CHAMPIONS.
    Beer and Hockey - I love being a Canadian!
    Beer is made by men, Wine by God. - Martin Luther
    Beer is perhaps the oldest processed food known to mankind.
    Beer is the answer... What was the question?
    Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
    Beer - It's like drinking a loaf of bread!
    BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
    Beer nuts are about 49cents and deer nuts are just under a buck.
    Beer? That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard it's good.
    Beerware: if it works, buy yourself a beer.
    Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this.
    Beethoven was so deaf he wrote loud music.
    Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which one you need more.
    Before eating take a little time to thank the food. -Arapaho saying
    Before Eve, this was a man's world.
    Before the Chicago fire: What harm can one cow cause?
    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
    Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?
    Before you beat a dog, learn his master's name. Chinese Proverb
    Before you can learn to be free you need to be free to learn...
    Before you find the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
    Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
    Before you judge me, remember that you are being judged as well.
    Before you judge me, understand that I don't care what you think.
    Before you kick a sleeping dog, have a plan for when it wakes up!
    Before you serve beef tongue, think about what cows lick.
    Before you turn on the treadmill, always tie your shoes.
    Begin at the beginning and go on until you come to the end; then stop.
    Begin the greatest task in the world while it is still small.
    Be happy, if only to spite your parents.
    Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.
    Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image.
    Behind a successful man is a surprised mother-in-law.
    Behind every good computer - is a jumble of cables!
    Behind every great computer lies... a mess of wires.
    Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law!
    Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
    Being a grown up woman is a lot of work. - Neekha
    Being ALIVE causes DEATH, film at 11!
    Being a pain in the ass is a perogative of the creative mind.
    Being as the box is heavy, it must be a bargain.
    Being baldpate is an unfailing sex magnet.
    Being born is always fatal.
    Being married is like being on a diet in a pastry shop.
    Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
    Being normal isn't one of my weaknesses.
    Being Norwegian: The art of doing disgusting things to fish
    Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry.
    Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle!
    Being seven points behind gives you a definite psychological advantage.
    Being `too stupid to live' is still a crime, right?
    Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. -- Will Rogers
    Be kind to friends: if it weren't for them you'd be a total stranger.
    be kind to your four footed friends...
    "Be late but get there." - Swahili proverb
    Be leery of crossing strangers who may have hidden agendas & weapons.
    Beliefs are extremely powerful. Make sure you question yours often.
    Believing is seeing.
    Bell announces, FREE call waiti+ngou+*N8>f
    Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
    Be more or less specific.
    Be naughty. Save Santa a trip.
    Be nice or I'll put my teeth in and bite you ;*)
    Be nice or I'll put my teeth in and bite you :-)
    Benny Hill: The master of the single entendre.
    Be patient, at least you try, you WILL win just like Kent and I ;*)
    "Be proud of who you are." - Gene
    Be quick to listen, slow to speak, and slower to become angry.
    Be quiet until you have something to say. Once you've said it-shut up.
    Be realistic, aim for the impossible.
    Be smart as a cat. Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
    Best 2004 food discovery? Once again, Vegemite didn't make the cut.
    Best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
    Best Seller of 2015: Oat Bran the Silent Killer.
    Best thing about the future: it comes one day at a time.
    Best thing before sliced bread? Vegemite 1923. Bread slicer 1930.
    Best way to a man's heart...crack the 3rd and 4th rib.
    Best way to be useful - stay out of the way.
    Best way to stop a runaway horse: Place a bet on it.
    Beta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane.
    Bet my floppy's bigger than yours.
    Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. -Chinese proverb
    Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
    Better dead than mellow.
    Better latte than never.
    Better over the hill than under it!
    Better silent than stupid.
    Better than the Other Leading National Brand...
    Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.
    Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.
    Better to live with one spider than many bugs.
    Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven. - John Milton
    Betty Crocker was a flour child.
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    Be very afraid: The people fixing Iraq are going to fix Social Security.
    Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
    Beware of buying things if the manuals are bigger than the equipment.
    Beware of Chili recipes that use tomato soup.
    Beware of Chinese recipes that use Uncle Bens.
    Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
    Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.
    Beware of low-flying butterflies.
    Beware of natives bearing large green fruits.
    Beware of natives bearing little red fruits.
    Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
    Beware of Quantum ducks (Quark!Quark!Quark!)
    Beware of the dead, boy. They have eerie powers.
    Beware of the military-industrial complex.
    Beware of tortilla recipes that use pancake mix.
    Beware of tossed salads at barbecue joints.
    Beware standards your own religion can't uphold
    BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo
    Beware the beast man,for he is the devil's spawn.
    Beware the do-gooders. They'll screw it up with best of intentions.
    Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. One lick and you suck forever.
    Be yourself--if you don't, who else will?
    Bigamist: a heavy fog over Italy!
    Big dark red beans? That's a northern thing, Yankee chili.
    Big deep-fat fryers could potentially destroy an entire neighborhood.
    BIG GAME HUNTER: Someone who looses their way to a football match.
    Biggest gang I know they call the government.
    Big money! Big Prizes! I love it!
    Big or small We tax them all.
    Bigotry: an Italian redwood.
    Bigots are themselves a minority.
    Big T-day turkey:a Jurassic fowl with drum sticks as large as my thighs.
    Big T-day turkey: cooking begins around Halloween.
    Big T-day turkey: instructions say thaw in fridge for six months.
    BillDOS & TedDOS: Truly excellent command. Party on [Y/y]?
    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    Bimbabble: Noise coming from a table full of blondes.
    Binary: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
    Binary: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
    Bin Laden remains at large but at long last Martha is behind bars.
    Biochemists wear designer genes.
    Bio-Genetix Eng. Labs: "Playing God so you don't have to"
    Biography is one of the new terrors of death.
    Biology grows on you.
    Birds have bills too and they keep on singing.
    Birthdays are significant. Without them you're dead.
    Birthdays ... they're not just for spankings anymore.
    Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
    Bit: 12 1/2 cents.
    Bitch, bitch, moan, moan, whine, etc.
    Bite here. Then turn and examine.
    BIT: Past tense of BYTE.
    Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
    Bitter melon: Like a cactus that had sex with an unwilling cucumber. Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
    Black holes are where God divided by zero..
    Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter
    Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
    Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew
    Blessed are the inept for they will inherit the skies.
    Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups.
    Blessed are the pessimists, for they made backups.
    Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the National Debt.
    Blessed be the pessimist for he hath bought insurance.
    Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
    Bless you and may your bread always fall butter side up !!
    BLISS is ignorance.
    Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
    Blondes VS spaghetti? They both wriggle when you eat them.
    Blonde with a leather jacket? Rebel without a clue.
    Blood circulates by flowing down one leg and up the other.
    Blood is thicker than apple juice, but not as tasty.
    Blood is thicker than water - and much tastier.
    Bloody peasant! "Ooh, didja hear that? What a giveaway!"
    Bloody potatoes. Next thing you know, they'll be eating them.
    Blowjobs: Protein Slurpies!
    Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
    Blueberries are very seldom quoted correctly.
    Blue is not a Kool-aid flavor, it's a colour.
    Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@
    Bluff means never having to sway your story.
    B: not found, formatting other drives instead....
    Boiled chicken ovulations with crisped pig lard? Delicious!
    "Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket." - Hungarian
    "Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket." - Hungarian Christmas
    Book sequel: Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
    Booze heals!
    Booze is good food.
    Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
    Booze - it does a body good.
    Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question.
    Boring AND Pointless? A zombie duel-to-the-death.
    Born again virgin.
    Born a poor young country boy, mother nature's son.
    Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
    Born to be cuddled.
    Bother! howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tabasco Sauce in the KY Jelly.
    Bother, said she, as several Italians pinched his butt.
    Boundaries between properties are clear when your neighbor mows.
    Bowf is to Dog what Beef is to Cow.
    Box wines, yet another of Australia's contributions to human welfare.
    Boyfriend - A handyman with sex privileges.
    Boy, I'm tellin you fer yer own good, I studied them things.
    Boy, I'm tellin you fer yer own good, taint nothin personal.
    BOYS: Of all the wild beasts, the most difficult to manage.
    Boys want to light bangers, but end up holding sparklers.
    Boys you got some trouble... You committin' herbicide.
    Boy, that thunder sounds clo@$#%^%#$^ NO CARRIER
    "Bozego Narodzenie." - Polish Christmas
    Braille: support true literacy for the blind.
    Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but FAT cells live for ever.
    Brain Damage? No Thanks, I Already Have Some.
    Brains are such offal food.
    Brains by Tequila, body by the table on the floor
    Brainstorm? No, but I had a brain drizzle once.
    Brainstorm? No, but I had a braindrizzle once.
    Brains x Beauty = Constant.
    Brain - the apparatus with which we think that we think.
    Braise the Lord. (Then serve with mushrooms on the side)
    Brassiere: Cover for a great double feature.
    Brats simmered in beer should be considered alcohol abuse.
    Bread and circuses for everyone!
    Breaded, deep fried, disgusting chicken-compound things.
    BREAD IS MURDER! The Save the Yeast Coalition
    Bread that must be sliced with an ax is bread that is too nourishing.
    Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
    Brecht's Hierarchy of Needs: Grub first, then ethics.
    Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
    Brently trimmed the Christmas tree, gave it a crew-cut.
    Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
    Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parker
    Brevity is the soul of wit.
    Bridges and tunnels are proof that we will not be denied.
    Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
    Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG!
    British Beef - The Recipe For hehheheheheh GAGAGAG WOOOOOOO!!!
    British boobs are the best in the world.
    Britt Ekland: She's a professional girl-friend and an amateur actress. Broadcast live from Mudgett's Funeral Home and Bed & Breakfast.
    BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm Brain going down... IMMEDIATELY.
    Brooklyn is the Dutch name for "broken valley".
    Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages.
    Brunswick stew - Seems strange having a side of meat with meat.
    BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
    Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions...
    Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.
    Budget the luxuries FIRST!
    Buffalo are cool, like smart really hairy cattle that want to kill you.
    Buffalo is a strange place: it borders on Erie.
    Buffer: Programmer who works in the nude.
    BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself!"
    Buffet: French for making a pig of yourself.
    Bug: 1. Programmer's term for a feature.
    Bug: 2. An elusive creature living in a program which makes it incorrect. Buggery is boring. Incest relatively boring. Necrophilia dead boring.
    Bug? It's an "Undocumented Enhancement"!
    Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
    Bugs come in through open Windows...
    Build a better mouse trap and Bill Gates will steal all the cheese.
    "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
    Bulletin Broads Baud Better!
    BULLFIGHTER: 1 little man against a 1/2 ton of pissed off pot roast.
    Bullshit Detector. When alarm sounds, please re-engage your brain.
    Bullsh#t! Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Gaius Marius, 105BCE.
    "Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo." - Italian Christmas
    Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise
    Bureau of Firearms, Alcohol, Religion and Tobacco.
    Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously.
    Burro: an ass. Burrow: a hole in the ground. Difference?
    Burton can't cook, but he knows how to eat as well as anyone.
    Bury me at Wal-mart so my wife will come visit me.
    Buses turn up within seconds of your lighting a cigarette.
    Bush and Hussein rumble in an apocalyptic battle mediated by Jesus.
    Bush, because those who ignore history are bound to repeat it.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
    Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a bitter place, one country at a time. Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism.
    Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
    Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
    Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
    Bushisms: the US gov't is under no obligation to follow Strunk & White.
    Bush runs the country like a business.... like Enron!
    Bush's plan for solving the Social Security crisis: Influenza.
    Bush thinks additional flu vaccine could be hidden somewhere in Iraq.
    Business is a combination of war and sport.
    But chili now, that's a whole nother thing.
    But DAD; mom uses that finger when waving at other cars.
    But Doc, I eat lots of fruit. I have 3 cherries in every cocktail!
    But don't let me stop you from being ignorant.
    But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car
    But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car.
    But I did read the docs, I just didn't understand them!
    But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!
    But I *don't* like palid American beers!
    But if I kill him, it would start a war.
    But if the handwriting on the wall is a forgery?
    But it has to look legal!
    But it only quit working when I let the smoke get out.
    But it's not against any religion / To want to dispose of a pigeon.
    But it would be wrong. [attrib. R.M. Nixon, ca 1972]
    But not Spam, Spam, Bacon, Eggs and Spam Quiche.
    But of course I was seduced by the junk food.
    Butterflies are self-propelled flowers.
    Butter hardness is proportional to the softness of the bread.
    Butter is better than margarine. I trust cows more than chemists.
    But that would be wrong.
    But the manifest read 'Farm Equipment'
    But then I burned the house down; the chili was too hot!!
    But there are dishonest men in national government too. "Tricky Dick"
    But there are dishonest men in national government too. "Tricky Dick" Nixon
    But there ARE stupid people who ask questions.
    But these are not rational beings; these are serious chowhounds.
    But these are not rational beings; these are serious foodies.
    But we don't say "Bam" here. OK?
    But what's his offence? Groping for trout, in a peculiar river.
    But, where on the bass drum do you want me to plug in the tuner?
    But whoever treasures freedom, like the swallow has learned to fly.
    But who shall Moderate the Moderators?
    But wouldn't such protectionism be against the principles of NAFTA?
    ...but you don't SOUND caucasian! ;*)
    Buy a cured ham, the sick ones are terrible.
    Buy a rope and shoot yourself where the water is deepest.
    Buy cattle, sell ethics!
    Buy gold, silver, Swiss francs and a gun. - H. Browne, invest. advisor
    BUY IT AND FRY IT!
    Buy only cured hams, the sick ones are not good for you.
    Buy tobacco, sell ethics!
    Buy Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice... in the leather box.
    Buzzword: The fly in the ointment of literacy.
    By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
    By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
    By following the good, you learn to be genius.
    By my weirdness, you shall know me...
    By right or wrong (by any means necessary)
    By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
    By the time we've made it, we've had it.
    By the time you know where I am, I may very well be somewhere else.
    By the way, what does BTW mean?

    )\/(ark

    Always Mount a Scratch Monkey

    ... The cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of her owner.
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  • From Allen Prunty@1:2320/100 to Mark Lewis on Wed May 11 20:28:02 2016
    On Mar 28, 2016 08:48am, Mark Lewis wrote to All:


    Babble sir? I wasn't aware that I ever -babble- sir.
    Babehart - about a cute little pig that slaughters half of Scotland.

    Impressive... with all that makes me wonder about the scratch monkey? BTW
    What is a Scratch Monkey? Being in Louisville we know about horses that are scratched from a race... they don't get mounted.

    Allen

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  • From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to Allen Prunty on Fri May 13 00:13:02 2016
    11 May 16 20:24, you wrote to me:


    Babble sir? I wasn't aware that I ever -babble- sir.
    Babehart - about a cute little pig that slaughters half of Scotland.

    Impressive...

    i have more to post but just haven't picked up where i left off...

    with all that makes me wonder about the scratch monkey? BTW What is a Scratch Monkey? Being in Louisville we know about horses that are scratched from a race... they don't get mounted.

    http://edp.org/monkey.htm

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    Always Mount a Scratch Monkey

    ... I'll age ungracefully til I'm an old man doing whatever I want.
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