• A few taglines

    From Alan Ianson@1:2320/100 to All on Wed May 13 11:52:02 2015
    Hello All,

    I haven't seen any posts here in awhile so I thought I'd posts a few of mine.

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    1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts
    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
    "640K ought to be enough for anybody." Bill Gates '81
    75%, no, 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
    AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
    AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx
    Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore, Complain ?
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
    A camel is a horse planned by committee.
    A closed mouth gathers no foot
    Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
    A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
    Admit Nothing..... Deny EVERYTHING..... Demand PROOF!
    After all is said and done, much is said and little is done.
    Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
    Age isn't important, unless your a cheese
    Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
    All answers questioned here.
    All of my REALLY GOOD taglines are 1 character too lon
    All real programs contain errors.
    All those updates, and still imperfect!
    All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
    Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
    Alpo is 99 cents per can -- that's almost 7 dog dollars!
    Always drink upstream from the herd.
    Always listen to experts, hear the impossible, then do it.
    Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2.
    Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
    Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
    A mind is a terrible thing to.. OH DOOM ][ is here!
    And God said: E = -+mv-# - Ze-#/r, and there was light!
    And if one bad cluster should accidentally fail...
    And now for something you'll really like! -Rocky
    An Elephant; A Mouse built to government specifications.
    Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
    Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
    A penny for your thoughts; $200 to act it out.
    A perversion of nature....how exciting!
    A pessimist is never disappointed............
    A problem can be found for almost every solution
    A program is used to turn data into error messages.
    As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
    As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
    A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago
    A sense of humour is the difference between ambition and achievement
    Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    Backup? I've never had troub**&{[} 3$$ERROR
    Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
    Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
    Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
    Beep. Invalid Input. I take only cash.
    Better a coward for a minute than dead forever.
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
    Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad
    Black holes are where God divided by zero.
    Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
    Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
    Brain: the apparatus with which we think we think
    Bug free, cheap, on time, works. Pick two.
    Bugs are sons of glitches
    "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
    Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise
    But that trick never works! -Rocky
    ==== End "tags.txt" ====

    Ttyl :-),

    ... Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:2320/100 to Alan Ianson on Thu May 14 12:15:02 2015
    A motion to adjourn is always in order. - Lazarus Long
    A pleasure to meet you. - Winn
    A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the
    Beauty...in the dark. - Sheridan
    Beware standards your own religion can't uphold
    Frightfully nice.
    Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
    The exception also declares the rule
    "You can deficit-spend on sleep, but the interest charges are murder."
    "Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive."
    "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'."
    "I think we should call it...your grave!"
    "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
    "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea."
    "we've got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go
    amiss r
    "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here."
    "Time for some thrilling heroics."
    "Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something."
    "Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong
    side of
    "And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife
    "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink
    "You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?"
    "Figures. First time on the Core and what do I get to do? Dig
    through tras
    "I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just not
    "Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar."
    "Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
    "We have every reason to be afraid."
    "Do we care? A-Are we caring about that?"
    I'd like to state for the record: I am not a sock puppet of reapern66.
    All good things must come to an e

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