• My Newest Tags

    From Al Kaiser@1:142/926 to All on Thu Nov 9 06:00:18 2017
    Here are my newest tags. These came from movies I've watched / rewatched.
    Als0 from watching the completed 7 year Voyager Arc. Am currently in the first year of Enterprise so may get some from there. Enjoy - steal what you think is worth taking... hi.... (Ham CW Ha Ha).

    You will need to format the long ones for your tagline program.

    Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year -- not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local
    swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
    If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you.
    When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body. And men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
    A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight,live longer
    than the men who mention it.
    Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
    America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote
    You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your
    common sense leaving your body.
    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge o
    My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that. I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
    Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
    Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
    You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
    If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    @F jol yIchu'
    Qapla! Lieutenant @F.
    What's the frequency @F?
    The reports of my assimilation are greatly exaggerated.
    I'm looking for Nicky The Nose.
    I ... have had .... enough ... of you!
    All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
    Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
    Anything not nailed down is a cat toy...
    What do you mean you "formatted" the cat?!?
    @F @L, beam a large pepperoni pizza to these coordinates.
    Hey Everybody! @F's buying the drinks!
    You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, @F!
    If I may adopt a parlance with which you are familar, I can confirm your therory to be bullshit!
    He just wanished!
    I guess the Borg meet a lot of people do they?
    We've dumped the warp core. Welcome to the worst day of my life!
    Why do they ask "what flavor" at coffee shops? I though coffee WAS a flavor! Watch your cabosse Dix. And dump the broad.
    Mr. Kim we're Starfleet officers, weird is part of the job.
    Trapped on a barren planet and you're stuck with the only indian in the universe who can't start a fire by rubbing two sicks tog
    You've never broght me tea. - Janyway to Tuvok
    My God! Shields! Shields!! - Captian Sulu
    Get your ass to Mars... Get your ass to Mars... Get your ass to Mars...
    Gort barenga.
    Gort! Dekato prosk!
    Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!
    Hey! Who are you people? And what is that thing in your pants?
    Agent Tuvok, what's up? Breakfast is up. This isn't breakfast, this is an afternoon at Dodger Stadium!
    Tuvok, has anyone ever told you you're a real freakasorious?
    We could have just asked her... Asking female officers for their clothing could lead to misunderstanding. - Janway - Tuvok
    How do you shake hands with an 8472?
    An alien from a distant galaxy sees employment. References upon request.
    It's Pon farr night at the Vulcan nightclub.
    The last 8472 I met tried to desolve me from the inside out.
    Someday you might enjoy a little 7 of 9 and a half running around!
    Montazuma, Montazuma who said, "Tell those Marines to stop singin in the hallways".. HE never had a dinner!
    Well soon she'll be ship shape and in Bristol fashion.

    Al Kaiser n1api@cox.net <=-


    Al Kaiser - Meriden, CT, 09-Nov-2017 at 6:00.
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    .!. "Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." :Odo
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  • From Al Kaiser@1:142/926 to All on Mon Nov 13 16:07:46 2017
    I wrote to All Subject: My Newest Tags

    Fixing one tag!

    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

    Al Kaiser n1api@cox.net <=-


    Al Kaiser - Meriden, CT, 13-Nov-2017 at 16:07.
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    .!. All I want for Christmas is Santa's list of naughty girls!!!
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