• Futurama quotes and taglines

    From Gryphon@1:2320/100 to All on Wed Jan 28 14:57:02 2015
    Reposting again by request.

    You win again, gravity!
    You still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!
    Look Fry, you're a man and I'm a woman. We're just too different.
    At the risk of sounding negative, no.
    This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
    But existing is basically all I do!
    Shut up and take my money!
    I'll be whatever I wanna do.
    From the makers of Futurama
    Live from Omicron Persei 8
    Coming Soon To An Illegal DVD
    Larva-Tested, Pupa-Approved
    Touch Eyeballs to Screen for Cheep Laser Surgery
    Not a Substitute for Human Interaction.
    Secreted by the Comedy Bee
    If not entertaining, write your congressman.
    Broadcast simultaneously one year in the future.
    80% entertainment by volume.
    Deciphered from crop circles.
    Federal law prohibits changing the channel.
    For proper viewing, take red pill now.
    No humans were probed in the making of this episode.
    Hey TiVo! Suggest this!
    Love it or shove it.
    If accidentally watched, induce vomiting.
    It's like "Hee Haw" with lasers
    When you see the robot, drink!
    Where no fan has gone before
    A by-product of the TV industry
    You can't prove it won't happen.
    Robonia... A country that I didn't make up.
    It just won't stay dead
    The proud result of prison labor
    Broadcast simultaneously one year in the future
    Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery
    It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol.
    Everyone out of my body or the brain gets it!
    It's like a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up.
    Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo!
    The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
    She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
    It is not uncharted. You lost the chart!
    I never thought I would die this way, but I've always really hoped.
    Maybe you can interface with my ass by biting it.
    The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make not of it. Now you know why I used the qualifier "practically".
    So I says, "Super collider? I just met her."
    Look, I'm programmed to be very busy.
    Action! And I mean circus grade action!
    When I come back, I will have eaten!
    It's a fishing license. And it's MANDITORY!
    Mr. "I'm my own grandfather"! Screw history!
    I'll have a croque monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead.
    Take, I've got four of them!
    The President is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor.
    That's no flying saucer. That's my ass!
    Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral.
    I'm the first one to work. A new low.
    There. Now no one will forget how I lived or my attitude regarding butt.
    You can do it, honey. Squeeze one out for America.
    Grab a shovel. I'm one skull short of a Mouseketeer reunion.
    Yancy, that tux got me through 'Nam in style.
    Now no one will be able to say I don't own John Larroquette's spine.
    That fire hydrant. On summers we'd light it on fire.
    No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
    It's all so complicated, with the flowers, the romance, and the lies upon lies.
    This "love" intregues me. Teach me to fake it.
    Far be it from me to criticize your stupid civilization or its dumb customs... So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
    Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
    Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?
    I hereby place an order for one cheese pizza.
    The poop eradication is but one aspect of your importance
    Bite my glorius golden ass!
    I can't stay mad at what is essentially me.
    The technological world can bite my splintery, wooden ass!
    I say the world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!
    That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!
    I heard that one time, the giants ruled the earth...

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  • From Mark Lewis@1:2320/100 to Gryphon on Thu Jan 29 08:51:02 2015
    On Wed, 28 Jan 2015, Gryphon wrote to All:

    @TID: Mystic BBS 1.10 A60
    Reposting again by request.



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    they came through this time... thanks! merging now ;) :lol:


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