That proves, "If the Foo $h!+$, Wear It". <G>
I'm no stranger to handling emergency traffic, but I'd rather not have
to.
Like the commercial saying "It doesn't get any better than this". One
pastor said "That's true -- it's all downhill from here". :P
Jesus never said he'sd ultimately turn againsy him -- only a three-timeJudas was the one who turned against Him.
betrayal, which implies he knew Peter would repent of it.
Where does it say Peter requested to be crucified upside down?That's tradition...it's not noted in the Scriptures. Except for the
Apostle John, who died of natural causes, all the others were martyred,
and died horrible deaths.
Find an oblong piece of wood. Put it in your living room. WalkFor that matter, get a concrete block, and do the same thing. <G>
around it as often as you like & you can honestly tell people, "I
walked around the block x times this morning."
Lots of decent kids, still.There may be...I sure haven't seen them.
True story (Google image search for it) Their welcome billboard saysIn this case, size does matter. <G>
"New York City is big, but we're Biggar."
I knew that but I thought it was Stephen who wascrucified upside-down.
That proves, "If the Foo $h!+$, Wear It". <G>
Classic! I first heard/colected that jokle back in '95, from the FUNNY echo, posted by a guy Im' friends with to this day -- he's in New
Zealand -- we chat online & send each other funnies regularly. . .
I couldnot tale over & diretc traffic in an emergency -- never having driven, I dno't know the rights of wya rules, except the one: The 6'8" well-muscled bearded guy with dual gun racks n his truck, eaxgh with a very expensive, double barrel shotgun, in the guiant 4X4 truck with a bumper sticker that says,"Guns don't kill people -- _I_ kill people!" always has the right of way.
Yup, I've reached the top, & I'm over the hill, which is great - it's a
downhill trip the rest of the way!
Of course, Jesus had to cajole Judas to play the prophecied part, but Judas turned his heart to it for real (gladly taking the betrayal
cash, along with the disciples' funds)
All happened as it was supposed to.
I knew that but I thought it was Stephen who was crucified upside-down.
For that matter, get a concrete block, and do the same thing. <G>
That's heavier to move around.
A Canadiamn comedy music group, The Arrogant Worms, wrote a new anthem
for Canadam, called "Canada's Really Big" including the lyric: "It's
not what you do with it; it's the size that counts"
The beauty of puns is in the groan of the recipients.
That's like the one where the woman who was behind a daydreaming driver.
The woman ended up missing the traffic light, and had to sit and wait for another light cycle. She started cussing, flipping the other driver off,
and she is immediately told by a cop "Step out of the car, please"...as
she's arrested.
A few hours later, she's released, with an apology from the officer.
He noted "With your behavior toward that other driver, despite having
bumper stickers on your car saying 'Follow Me To Church', I thought
you had stolen the car". <G>
As the late Bobby Bowden noted, "After retirement, there's only one big
event left".
A Canadian comedy music group, The Arrogant Worms, wrote a new anthemThey have a point.
for Canada, called "Canada's Really Big" including the lyric: "It's
not what you do with it; it's the size that counts"
... Some people have more problems than an arithmetic book.
Any way, it just goes to show you the old saying is true, 'A hod's as good as a sink to a blind Norse!'
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