Matter or batter for all the fish earlier on in this thread?
We now will pause 3 minutes for drooling. <G>
Careful; computers are electrically powered. . .
drumsticks are normally dark (my fave). . .
I use two large ones (w skin-on & bone-in) for the base of my rhino
soup (or 4, when cooking for the whole fam damily)
They say everything tastes like chicken; I say everything except
chicken done properly -- it's just DELICIOUS! & tastes like MORE.
She wanted a facelift, but her huge butt was dragging it down too much,
so he opted to add more sag to her butt to unline her face by going the other direction!
He just finished saying it was free -- a bill saying anyting but
"$0.00" would be illegal at that point.
My doc's receptionionst tried to bill me for a missed appointment; I presented her with a list of the time Io'd spebnt waiting past my given appointmenmt slot, & it added up to more than the 24 hours notification required. She said she'd need to discuss it with her boss (my doctor,
who told heer to back off, then asked me if discplinary action was
needed; I said no, she was only trying to do her job as the schools trained. . .)
Mayhaps they're offering this web-based lookup to patients as a free service & giving all y'all exactly what you've paid for?
Q: Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.
I am a branch manager.
It may not have been government-sponsored; quite possible someone like
P&G commissioned it to see if a fart deoderant would have enough of a market.
I thought of the one where the guy was in a coma for 20+ years.
Finally his wife brings in an old boombox & plays her old New Kids on
the Block cassette; he woke up to say, "turn that <congress> off!"
There really was a guy who could do that. He was on stage, so I doubt
they had reactions to the smell (these people have the ability to suck
up air into the anus, so it's not old stale product of fermentation comining out, thus barely any, if any, smell. . .
Sounds like the question why they call them "Branch Banks". Money does
not grow on trees. No, wait a minute...tell that to the government. <G>
Q: How can a deaf person tell a politician is lying?
A: The politician's lips are moving
I've seen bloopers about "the president of the deaf school voiced
his resignation today"...but the one I saw today gave me a good laugh.
"The preacher said that the nudist camp must be watched carefully". <BG>
Matter or batter for all the fish earlier on in this thread?
Or like the deal "What's this about battered women?? I prefer
mine fried". :P
Even on batteries...which run down so quick. Just like the Samsung
A10, A11, and A12 Android phones...all 3 of those are a joke!! They
don't hold a charge, and when they completely die, not even plugging
a charger into them will help...the phone is basically toast.
I'm finishing off some chicken nuggets...but when I went shopping today (it's supposed to be stormy here the next few days), I stocked up on
bread, lunch meat, White Castle cheeseburgers, 3 minute pizzas, diet
green tea citrus (now in 2 liter bottles), and Little Debbie Cosmic
Brownies (my sweet treat). I also picked up some extra Depends (having
to deal with incontience is a b!+ch)...and as folks get older, they're
going to have to deal with it. As comedian Jeff Foxworthy notes, "you've
got the young ones going out of diapers, and the grandparents going into them". :P
Or like "The Far Side" cartoon, where this cow is cooking hamburger
on the grill, and he says "I think we taste like chicken". I wonder if that's where Chick-Fil-A got their inspiration? <G> Too bad their peach
milk shake is only served during the summer months.
That's like the story of the guy who got a bill for $0.00 from thestore.
He threw it in the trash. Next month, he got a "second notice/past due". Again, he threw it in the trash. Then, he got a nasty letter, threatening him with arrest for non-payment. So, he promptly sat down, and wrote a
check for $0.00 and mailed it off. The store didn't bother him again (True Story).
In central Arkansas, you need to give at least 24 hours notice of a cancellation. However, in extreme emergencies, they'll waive the no-show fee. More often than not, they're calling me to reschedule, as the doctor
is ill, out of town, running late, etc.
Q: Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
That's because it was too far to go back into the house.
... Truer words were never spoken; except in a courtroom.
Mugger with a gun, "Give me all your money; Oh, I see you're a congressman; give me all MY money!"
One I wrote:
"I see," said the blind man, as he looked through a knothole in a
barbed wire fence.
"What do you see?" asked the deaf-mute.
The quadriplegic just walked off in disgust.
Two old Catholic priess were watching a local 'house of ill repute', as they'd heard of some real debauchery going on & hoped to identify those who could use some old fashioned penance next confession.
They saw a rabbi enter into the place & one remarked, "Well, that tells
it then - lost & reprobate 'e is."
"Aye," said the other, pointing to a Protestant minister, "& that one
not much better. I guess we'll have to really rail about those
Protestants in Sunday's sermon."
Just then they saw a fellow Catholic priest enter in.
"Aye & begorrah, one of the poor ladies must be wanting to confee her sins!" they both exclaimed in unison.
Up late last night, eh?
I've not had a Samsung; I went from generic Android bar phone to
iPhone6 where I'm staying. . . replaxed batteries once & she's holding
a charge reasonably (I carry a portable charger pack with me, with
enough juice to charge my iPhone fully twice, or once & charge my companion's hone once, as well(it has two output USB ports)
I got so mad aty McDonald's for swiutching to all white meat nuggets
(dry ^ flavourless; I like Burger King's -- all dark meat, & chjeaper,
too -- usually on sale for $2 for 20; takes over $5 to buy 6 at
McDonalds of the crummy white meat ones. . .
Never had a peach shake, but now I want one. . . I'll have to stick
with my occasional avocado shake from Coco Tea. . .
I heard it was the IRS & the $0.00 payment broke their computer. . .
Most doctors are reasonable, unless they've contracted with the
practice; as one guy who wanted $25 to complete a parking placard application (no disputing I qualified, just said they had fixed fees in the practice for each service; I'm thinking a decent human being
would've paid it himself; later I waas at a rehab centre for a
refresher on how to tie shoes on-handed & greeted a doctor I knew; we
went for a vending machine coffee; during the conversation, I
mentionerd the incident with the parking placard application & he said mail it to him &he;'kkl do it, no charge. I said /i'd include a SASE, &
he said not to bother, as they supplied him with stationery & postage.
Now THAT is a doctor.
In this new town, my new doctor started our dfirst visit by asking,
"Why'd you fire your last doctor?"(likely wanting to be sure I'm not
one of those who bounce around doctor to doctor trying to find one to prescribe opiods); I explained, he said that made sense.
His locum was his wife(also a GP) & one time I said to my pharmacist,
"My doctor's off sick, so his wife wrote me this prescription for pain pills."
Luckily the pharmacist knows me, & glanced cursorily at the screen
while putting in the doctor, & filed it without comment.
Still with the same docs 25 years later, but primarly see the wife
now,. as the Mr took a leave for several years & I got used to her.
She's been known to, noting my need for new interview clothing for a
job search I was embarking on, hand me a few hundred dollars for it, & another time paid for the Heart Monitor rental I needed. . .
I'm sure my old dentist dropped some billing items for me, as when he retired, my bills started getting higher, with no change in what I went
in for & how often. . . these new bills were legit (I checked).
Good people abound, like roses, but do watch out, as with roses, for
the pricks. . .
It wasn't, but he lacked tyhe brains to realize that.
... Falser words were never spoken; except in a courtroom, or in
Congress.
I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can tell when they're standing too.
Q: How can you tell if ghosts are lying?
A: It’s easy. You can see right through them.
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis
pain...
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...
I read in a book 45 years ago that most all perfumes have a bit of the scent of excrement. :P I haven't worn cologne or after shave lotion in years...but I've been around men and women, who you'd think took a bath
in it!!
I thought of the one where the guy was in a coma for 20+ years.Finally his wife brings in an old boombox & plays her old New Kids on the Block cassette; he woke up to say, "turn that <congress> off!"
I have another name for the rap music, but I can't say it in mixed company. Basically, there's no melody to it...it's just chanting words,
and every other word is a profanity. As my late wife said "If that's music...we're doomed".
suckThere really was a guy who could do that. He was on stage, so I doubt they had reactions to the smell (these people have the ability to
up air into the anus, so it's not old stale product of fermentation comining out, thus barely any, if any, smell. . .
That's only after a colonoscopy is completed.
Nature and a nightmare woke me, along with hunger. Since I didn't want
to go right back to sleep after eating a couple of turkey sandwiches, I decided to work at the computer. I had also taken an Ibuprofen, and I was waiting for it to kick in.
I've always had Android phones...support and releases seem more often
than for iPhones.
Agreed...I prefer Burger King's nuggets.
There was a story of a bank (I want to say Seattle) several years ago, where you had to get to a parking garage to get to the bank. Well, if they validated your ticket, you could park for free. However, the validation
only took place for a deposit or withdrawl, and not just cashing a check.
Well, this guy was rather annoyed with that, and he said "I have a very large amount of money in my account. I want to close it out, immediately,
if not sooner". The teller summoned the manager, and when the guy was told that was the policy, he said "that enforced his decision"...I want all of
my money...NOW!!". So, they grudgingly closed his account (with several thousand dollars), and prepared him a cashier's check...but they still wouldn't validate his parking garage ticket. So, he paid that in what
cash he had besides the now very large cashier's check, and took it to
a competing bank across town.
In this new town, my new doctor started our dfirst visit by asking, "Why'd you fire your last doctor?"(likely wanting to be sure I'm not one of those who bounce around doctor to doctor trying to find one to prescribe opiods); I explained, he said that made sense.
He took a turn for the nurse.
painHis locum was his wife(also a GP) & one time I said to my pharmacist, "My doctor's off sick, so his wife wrote me this prescription for
pills."
Wow.
&She's been known to, noting my need for new interview clothing for a job search I was embarking on, hand me a few hundred dollars for it,
another time paid for the Heart Monitor rental I needed. . .
That was nice of her.
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...
They are so disjointed that Mary Jane wouldn't know them.
... Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.
No BBS jokes out there, as the TLA meanms other things
now. . . :'(
But on sysoping:
The 25 BBS Commandments [...]
[...]
Thou shalt not hack.
Thou shalt not hack.
The last one is probably not applicable today. Today, hacking
can imply doing good things like solving a (life) problem in a
creative way.
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