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A Spirited Celebration
From
Jay Harris
@1:229/664 to
All
on Wed Mar 29 05:38:01 2023
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.
His wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?"
--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2023/03/14 (Linux/64)
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