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  • NONE of that now, boys!

    From George Pope@1:153/757 to All on Thu Jun 2 15:52:02 2022
    Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin mobile.

    Q: What do you call a naked nun?
    A: Out of habit.

    Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A Roamin' Catholic

    IÆm addicted to abusing nuns, I just canÆt not hit them, the only thing thatÆs worked for me is redirecting it to somebody else. IÆm trying really hard to kick the abbot

    Dad stumbles out of the pub and spies a Nun waiting for a bus over the road.. Somehow he manages to weave through traffic and lands a punch so hard the nun hits the deck spitting teeth.

    "HAH!!" shouts Dad.. "NOT SO TOUGH AFTER-ALL EH, BATMAN??!!!!"

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to All on Sun Jun 5 06:47:54 2022
    Q: What do you call a naked nun?
    A: Out of habit.
    Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
    A: A Roamin' Catholic

    Okay, one day the Mother Superior answered the convent door to 7 little bearded men, dwarves you could call them.

    Their spokesman, a gent named Doc asked her, "Pardon me, Ma'am, do you have any midget nuns in your convent?"

    She said, "Certainly not!" expecting that to be the end of it, but Doc p[ersisted, "Do you have any 3 foot tall nuns anywhere in the country, in other convents?"

    Figuring she'd have heard of such a "Thumbelina" type initiate, she denied that, too, & began to close the door, but Doc spoke up, "I'm sorry, Ma'am, but me & the boys are wondering if there are any 2-foot tall nuns anywhere in the world?"

    Again, she says no, none, then finally closes the door, only to hear 6 of the dwarves chanting, taunting the 7th, as they walked away, "Dopey f***ed a penguin! Dopey f***ed a penguin!"

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)