• 50 'Sheds' of Grey -- an erotica parody for men

    From George Pope@1:153/757 to All on Wed Apr 27 14:00:12 2022
    Some quotes from Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey

    apparently Mitre 10 is a New Zealand hardware store.

    We tried various positions ű round the back, on the side, up against a wall. But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.
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    She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
    ˘IĂm yours for the night,÷ she gasped, ˘You can do whatever you want with me.÷ So I took her to MITRE 10 ---------------------------------------------------------------------She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.
    I moaned with pleasure.
    Now for the other boot. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    Ever since she read THAT book, IĂve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.
    She still manages to get into the shed, though. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    ˘Put on this rubber suit and mask,÷ I instructed, calmly.
    ˘Mmmm, kinky!÷ she purred.
    ˘Yes,÷ I said, ˘You canĂt be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.÷
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    ˘IĂm a very naughty girl,÷ she said, biting her lip. ˘I need to be punished.÷ So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    ˘Harder!÷ she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. ˘Harder!÷
    ˘Okay,÷ I said. ˘WhatĂs the gross national product of Nicaragua?÷ ---------------------------------------------------------------------I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------˘Are you sure you can take the pain?÷ she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
    ˘I think so,÷ I gulped.
    ˘Here we go, then,÷ she said, and showed me the receipt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    ˘Hurt me!÷ she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
    ˘Very well,÷ I replied. ˘YouĂve got fat ankles and no dress sense.÷ ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    ˘Are you sure you want this?÷ I asked. ˘When IĂm done, you wonĂt be able to sit down for weeks.÷
    She nodded.
    ˘Okay,÷ I said, putting the three-piece lounge suite on eBay. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    ˘Punish me!÷ she cried. ˘Make me suffer like only a real man can!÷
    ˘Very well,÷ I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

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