• Daryl Stout

    From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to All on Wed Oct 27 07:22:51 2021
    Most of you know that Daryl is into Ham radio, but did you know he began with an
    obsession with walkie talkies?

    Daryl's high school girlfriend said she's breaking up because of his obsession with Walkie Talkies. Their last conversation:

    HER: This relationship is over.
    HIM: This relationship is what?

    GD&R

    Your friend,

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Oct 27 13:10:00 2021
    George,

    GD&R

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and groin. :P

    Or like the guy who said "Would the guy who has the voodoo doll of me,
    please scratch my butt?? I'm out in public, and it's itching like crazy". :P

    Daryl

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  • From Jimmy Anderson@1:116/18 to George Pope on Thu Oct 28 09:47:00 2021
    George Pope wrote to All <=-

    Most of you know that Daryl is into Ham radio, but did you know he
    began with an
    obsession with walkie talkies?

    Daryl's high school girlfriend said she's breaking up because of his obsession with Walkie Talkies. Their last conversation:

    HER: This relationship is over.
    HIM: This relationship is what?

    That's great!





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  • From Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to GEORGE POPE on Thu Oct 28 15:31:00 2021
    Daryl's high school girlfriend said she's breaking up because of his obsession
    with Walkie Talkies. Their last conversation:

    HER: This relationship is over.
    HIM: This relationship is what?

    LOL!

    There is a British TV show called "As Time Goes By." One of the characters
    on the show, despite being told she does not have to, ends every
    "transmission" on a mobile phone conversation with "Over!" :)

    Mike


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  • From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to Daryl Stout on Fri Oct 29 09:34:46 2021
    George,

    GD&R

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and groin. :P

    Nah, just funnin -- an old traditin in FUNNY -- posting jokes & putting our mate's name in them. . .

    Or like the guy who said "Would the guy who has the voodoo doll of me, please scratch my butt?? I'm out in public, and it's itching like crazy". :P

    Or, "Whoever threw a voodoo doll of me into the firepit, I will find you & I will hurt you!"

    Q: What do you call a voodoo live stream
    A: Twitch Craft

    My wife yelled from upstairs and asked ...
    "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

    I replied " No ..."
    She responded: "How about now?"

    My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me
    I think he’s pulling my leg


    Your friend,

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  • From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to Jimmy Anderson on Fri Oct 29 09:40:31 2021
    George Pope wrote to All <=-

    Most of you know that Daryl is into Ham radio, but did you know he began with an
    obsession with walkie talkies?

    Daryl's high school girlfriend said she's breaking up because of his obsession with Walkie Talkies. Their last conversation:

    HER: This relationship is over.
    HIM: This relationship is what?

    That's great!

    Thanks; those who knew me in here in the '90s will recall I love puns! & t hose just meeting me in here now, will figure it out quickly enough!

    Stick aound; more to come. . .

    Sonmeone called me a grotesque wildebeast
    I replied, "That's a gnu one to me."

    Punning replaced my old past-time.
    I used to be a film photographer but learned it was a negative hobby.
    One that lens itself to bad puns.
    The kind that make you shutter.
    I have proof.

    Mountains aren't just funny. . .
    They're hill areas.

    I was having dinner with my mom tonight. Burritos. As soon as I picked mine up, it ripped apart and spewed its contents all over my plate, the table, and my lap.

    After I finished swearing a blue streak and started cleaning up, she just casually said:
    "Well it is wrapped in a tore-tilla..."

    Feel free to engage in a punning chain any time in here. . .

    Your friend,

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  • From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to Mike Powell on Fri Oct 29 09:44:05 2021
    There is a British TV show called "As Time Goes By." One of the characters on the show, despite being told she does not have to, ends every "transmission" on a mobile phone conversation with "Over!" :)

    & don't forget Captain Over & Captain Ungar on the classic Nielson punny flik, "Airplane!"

    classic dialogue from this movie:

    You better tell this captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
    A hospital! What is it?
    It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

    oh, here's the actual over/roger dialogue:

    Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9er, you are cleared for take-off.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9’er.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
    Captain Oveur: What?
    Tower: Flight 2-0-9er cleared for vector 324.
    Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
    Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?
    Tower: Tower’s radio clearance, over!
    Captain Oveur: That’s Clarence Oveur. Over.
    Tower: Over.
    Captain Oveur: Roger.
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: Roger, over!
    Roger Murdock: What?
    Captain Oveur: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Who?

    Your friend,

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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to All on Fri Feb 4 13:13:30 2022
    Daryl is expecting some bad weather his way, so may not be on much; so, in cvaes tyou're wondering, that's why. . .:)

    So let's fill ther echo with lots of good funnies for him to read when he's back online!

    Address to ALL, or to Daryl -- he;'ll see them either way!

    Noe to add some ObPuonny bits to keeop this post on topic (even the mod stays on topic!)

    Q: How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? A: You look for fresh prints

    Q: What kind of pants do storm clouds have A: Thunderwear

    One to tell your kids:
    Q: What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup? A: A tormato.

    Our house got hit with a pretty big storm last night and I lost 25% of my roof. Oof.

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Mon Feb 7 17:02:00 2022
    George,

    Daryl is expecting some bad weather his way, so may not be on much; so,
    in case you're wondering, that's why. . .:)

    We lucked out where I was...more sleet than freezing rain, but areas to
    the south and east of Little Rock had more freezing rain and power outages.
    It could've easily gone the other way. The north side of my house still has
    a lot of snow and ice, as it's in the shade.

    Q: How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? A: You look for fresh prints

    Never mind looking for Waldo.

    Q: What kind of pants do storm clouds have A: Thunderwear

    That's from the flashes of the farts. <G>

    One to tell your kids:
    Q: What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup? A: A
    tormato.

    Those spices can give your acid reflux fits.

    Our house got hit with a pretty big storm last night and I lost 25% of
    my roof. Oof.

    So you fell on your rse??

    Daryl

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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Chad Adams on Mon Feb 7 21:06:06 2022
    Q: What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup? A: A tormato.
    Man, I hope your ok!

    Mari? Nope, I'm George Pope aka Cyberpope. . . :)

    Mistaken identity:

    Q: What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for? A: A Navy Seal!

    Q: What do you call a crumb, that you've mistaken for an apostrophe? A: An impostrophe

    My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood. Turns out it was a typo.

    I swear I ordered the sirloin, yet they brought me a t- bone Apparently I have been mistaken.

    I get a weird feeling around people who aren't wellà I call refer to that feeling as my "sick sense" I hope that joke wasn't too dull, but hey, it only cost six scents. Not to be mistaken for a half dozen walking trees from Lord of the Ringsà You know, Six Ents.
    You don't need a sixth sense to know this can't go on forever.

    I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
    It was a queso mistaken identity.

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