• The FidoGazette Vol 18 Issue 08 Page 5

    From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to All on Mon Mar 28 01:40:16 2022
    FGAZ 18-08 Page 5 28 Mar 2022


    Equal Opportunity Employer

    A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store.

    The poster reads: "Must be able to type. Must be able to program and
    must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."

    The dog takes the poster in his mouth and walks in.

    The manager spots the dog, and decides to humor it, pulling up a chair
    and a computer with a word processor. "Alright, if you want to work
    here, you need to first write a letter." and leaves the room.

    30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a
    completely error-free letter.

    "Well, I'll be. This is a smart dog. But can he program?" he asks

    20 minutes pass and the dog has made a perfectly running website for
    the store.

    Shocked, he looks at the dog, and finally speaks. "Look, I know you
    have the qualifications, but well--you're a dog."

    The dog nudges the words "We are an equal opportunity employer." on
    the poster and the manager sighs.

    "There's no way you're bilingual."

    The dog looks him in the eyes and says "Meow."


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