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    From Roger Nelson@1:2320/100 to All on Fri Aug 26 09:54:02 2016
    YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY

    "Stay!"

    I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows

    to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

    She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,

    "Now you stay. Do you hear me?"

    "Stay! Stay!"

    The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said,

    (this is going to hurt read on)


    "Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"


    Regards,

    Roger

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  • From Bryan Handfield@1:2320/100 to Roger Nelson on Fri Aug 26 20:01:02 2016
    -=[ On 08-26-16 09:54, Roger Nelson wrote to All below: ]=-
    -=[ Re: Dog story ]=-

    Hi Roger Nelson!

    The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange
    look and said,
    (this is going to hurt read on)

    "Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"
    Good one. Cute joke, I'm really partial to Golden's myself... most adorable puppies they make :)


    Cheers,
    Bryan
    bhandfield(at)me(dot)com

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  • From Roger Nelson@1:2320/100 to Bryan Handfield on Sun Aug 28 06:31:02 2016
    On Fri Aug-26-2016 20:01, Bryan Handfield (1:129/165) wrote to Roger Nelson:

    -=[ On 08-26-16 09:54, Roger Nelson wrote to All below: ]=-
    -=[ Re: Dog story ]=-

    Hi Roger Nelson!

    The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange
    look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)

    "Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"

    Good one. Cute joke, I'm really partial to Golden's myself... most adorable puppies they make :)

    Thanks. Do you know any of the Hoover boys up that way?


    Regards,

    Roger
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  • From Bryan Handfield@1:2320/100 to Roger Nelson on Mon Aug 29 20:47:02 2016
    -=[ On 08-28-16 06:31, Roger Nelson wrote to Bryan Handfield below: ]=-
    -=[ Re: Dog story ]=-

    Hi Roger Nelson!

    Good one. Cute joke, I'm really partial to Golden's myself... most adorable puppies they make :)
    Thanks. Do you know any of the Hoover boys up that way?
    I don't sorry.


    Cheers,
    Bryan
    bhandfield(at)me(dot)com

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  • From Roger Nelson@1:2320/100 to Bryan Handfield on Thu Sep 1 08:01:28 2016
    On Mon Aug-29-2016 20:47, Bryan Handfield (1:129/165) wrote to Roger Nelson:

    -=[ On 08-28-16 06:31, Roger Nelson wrote to Bryan Handfield below:
    ]=- -=[ Re: Dog story ]=-

    Hi,

    Good one. Cute joke, I'm really partial to Golden's myself... most adorable puppies they make :)

    I'm partial to German shepherds, but I love all dogs. I made friends with a neighbor's pit bull. She was (they have since moved away) really sweet, so I think all the horror stories we may have heard about them depends on how they are raised.

    Thanks. Do you know any of the Hoover boys up that way?

    I don't sorry.

    That's okay. They are my nephews.


    Regards,

    Roger
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