In order to prevent this waste of bandwidth from dragging on any further, I have decided to take action. What action? Let these sock-puppet renditions of Data and Captain Piccard fill you in:
Data: Captain! Sensors indicate hostile has no clue!
Piccard: Bozo shields up, Mr. Worf.
Data: He's hailing us! Wait...the bozo shield seems to have blocked his transmission...
Piccard: Carry on.
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