Formerly known, as New York City is the capital of the planet of the
apes. It is the pinnacle of commerce for our primate culture. Our
banana stable crops are the finest in the Northern Hemisphere. Our
hotels have the finest ape accommodations with each room staffed with
4 human slaves to groom, feed, and whatever else you may desire.
Please remember not to feed the humans though for they are lower
than our pet dogs and we must remember to treat them as so.