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Welcome to the planet of the apes while you are here we have several
exotic locations for you to enjoy while you stay. The human slave staff
is quite obedient. We also have the latest in communal self-grooming
techniques and a plentiful stock of bananas in each and every room for
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![]() Enjoy being out in the wilderness, with only a canteen and a tent strapped to your back? Live like Charleston Heston did when he first discovered the Planet of the Apes, and try this wonderful camping vacation on your next visit! view this page |
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![]() Ape city.. come stay in our beautiful clay houses! view this page |
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![]() Who wouldn't want to bunk in a statue? Nuff said! view this page |
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