Welcome to FarmingFest'99 where the latest in ape agriculture and ape advancements are displayed.



See the miracle of indoor plumbing, be dazzled at the 25 pound banana, and be astounded by our huge selection of human slaves both man and female ranging from the sizes of 4'1 - 7'2 feet in height and 110lbs to 510lbs. Our festival also has all the usual fair foods of cotton candy, corn on the cob, banana pudding, and other banana entrée's. See the prized winning human female with her Double D breast! Hundreds of games, thousands of prizes!

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This site was last updated: Saturday, May 25, 1974.