Welcome to the planet of the apes while you are here we have several exotic locations for you to enjoy while you stay. The human slave staff is quite obedient. We also have the latest in communal self-grooming techniques and a plentiful stock of bananas in each and every room for your convienance.

The three primary resorts that we have services in and out of are listed below.


Enjoy being out in the wilderness, with only a canteen and a tent strapped to your back? Live like Charleston Heston did when he first discovered the Planet of the Apes, and try this wonderful camping vacation on your next visit!

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Ape city.. come stay in our beautiful clay houses!

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Who wouldn't want to bunk in a statue? Nuff said!

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This site was last updated: Saturday, May 25, 1974.