• The Internet

    From ram@ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de (Stefan Ram) to comp.misc on Mon Apr 22 11:05:45 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.misc

    (I [Stefan Ram] straight-up wrote a short story draft, but then this
    AI chatbot dude came in and did his thing. Followed my instructions
    to write the actual wording and all that. Kinda like a collab.)

    The Internet

    It was a dark and stormy night when Jack found himself on the
    run. The relentless forces of the Internet were closing in,
    and he knew he had to get away before they caught up with him.

    Jack had always been a tech-savvy guy, but lately, the digital
    world had become a living nightmare. The algorithms, the
    constant surveillance, the endless notifications - it was all
    too much. He had to escape, to find a place where he could be
    free from the clutches of the online realm.

    As he raced through the rain-soaked streets, Jack stumbled
    upon a young woman huddled under an awning, shielding herself
    from the downpour. She was breathtakingly beautiful, with
    piercing eyes and a mysterious aura. Without hesitation, Jack
    approached her. "Excuse me, miss, but the storm seems to be
    getting worse. Would you like to join me in finding shelter?"
    he asked, his voice raised to be heard over the pounding rain.

    The woman eyed him warily. "I don't know you. I'll be fine on
    my own," she replied, turning her back to him. Jack persisted,
    "Please, it's not safe out here. There's a hotel just a few
    blocks away. I'd feel much better if you came with me." The
    woman hesitated, considering his offer. She glanced up at the
    darkening sky, then back at Jack. "Oh, alright," she relented,
    "but only until the storm passes."

    As they hurried through the rain, Jack couldn't help but feel
    a sense of unease. There was something about this woman that
    seemed off, something he couldn't quite put his finger on. But
    for now, he was just grateful to have found a safe haven from
    the relentless downpour.

    Once they reached the hotel, Jack ushered the woman inside,
    shaking the water from his coat. "See, I told you this would
    be a better option than waiting it out in the rain," he said,
    offering her a warm smile. The woman nodded, her gaze sweeping
    across the lobby. "I suppose you were right," she conceded.
    "Thank you for the invitation."

    Jack sat across from the woman, his eyes narrowed as he
    studied her every move. Something about her just didn't seem
    right - the way she spoke, the way she carried herself, it was
    all too calculated, too precise. As they sipped their drinks
    in the dimly lit hotel room, Jack couldn't shake the feeling
    that he was being watched, monitored. The hairs on the back of
    his neck stood on end, and a sense of unease crept up his
    spine.

    Jack felt a strange thrill coursing through him as the sense
    of unease grew. There was something captivating about the
    woman's calculated demeanor, the way she seemed to exist in a
    world separate from his own. As their eyes met, he detected a
    flicker of something behind her impassive expression - a hint
    of curiosity, perhaps, or even a veiled invitation.

    Slowly, almost involuntarily, Jack leaned in closer, drawn to
    the mystery that surrounded her. The air between them crackled
    with a palpable tension, and for a moment, it felt as if the
    rest of the world had faded away, leaving only the two of them
    in this charged, intimate space. Jack's heart raced as he
    fought the urge to reach out and touch her, to unravel the
    enigma that she presented.

    Suddenly, the woman's phone began to buzz incessantly, the
    screen lighting up with a barrage of notifications. Jack
    watched as she calmly tapped away, responding to each one with
    lightning speed. It was as if she was connected to some unseen
    network, a conduit for the endless stream of digital
    information. "What is all that?" Jack asked, his voice laced
    with suspicion. The woman looked up, her eyes betraying no
    emotion. "Oh, it"s nothing," she said, her tone eerily calm.
    "Just keeping up with the latest news and updates."

    But Jack knew better. He had spent years trying to escape the
    clutches of the digital world, and he recognized the signs all
    too well. This woman, this beautiful stranger, was not what
    she seemed. Slowly, he reached into his pocket and pulled out
    a small device, a specialized electromagnetic pulse generator
    he had acquired for just such an occasion. With a flick of a
    switch, he activated the device, and the room was suddenly
    plunged into darkness. The woman's eyes widened, and she let
    out a startled gasp. "What have you done?" she cried, her
    voice laced with panic.

    Jack leaned forward, his gaze unwavering. "I know what you
    are," he said, his voice low and menacing. "You're not a woman
    at all, are you? You're the Internet." The woman's form began
    to waver and distort, as if she were made of nothing more than
    pixels and code. "How did you know?" she hissed, her voice now
    a cacophony of a thousand voices, all speaking in unison.
    "I've been running from you for too long," Jack replied, his
    grip tightening on the pulse generator. "But this time, I'm
    not going down without a fight."
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  • From not@not@telling.you.invalid (Computer Nerd Kev) to comp.misc on Tue Apr 23 07:57:54 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.misc

    Stefan Ram <ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de> wrote:
    (I [Stefan Ram] straight-up wrote a short story draft, but then this
    AI chatbot dude came in and did his thing. Followed my instructions
    to write the actual wording and all that. Kinda like a collab.)

    The Internet

    It was a dark and stormy night

    Wow, did you ask it to write the most cliched story possible or did
    the AI really come up all these tired lines of its own accord?
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  • From candycanearter07@candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid to comp.misc on Tue Apr 23 15:00:12 2024
    From Newsgroup: comp.misc

    Computer Nerd Kev <not@telling.you.invalid> wrote at 21:57 this Monday (GMT):
    Stefan Ram <ram@zedat.fu-berlin.de> wrote:
    (I [Stefan Ram] straight-up wrote a short story draft, but then this
    AI chatbot dude came in and did his thing. Followed my instructions
    to write the actual wording and all that. Kinda like a collab.)

    The Internet

    It was a dark and stormy night

    Wow, did you ask it to write the most cliched story possible or did
    the AI really come up all these tired lines of its own accord?


    I wouldn't be suprised either way.
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