• Re: Saturday morning chuckle for you

    From Plucas1@peta_lucarse@manlymail.net to rec.food.cooking,alt.animals.dog,alt.beer.home-brewing on Sat Mar 20 14:35:05 2010
    From Newsgroup: alt.beer.home-brewing

    On Mar 21, 1:31 am, Stu <i...@foodforu.ca> wrote:
    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
    his Sunday sermon.

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
    results:
    The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

    Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

    Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

    So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

    Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
    That pretty much ended the service early!  
    --

    Stu

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    for viewing on a website, I thank you.
    what a pathetic joke! this is betterer;;
    What do you call a black peoples abortions clinic?
    crimestoppers
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    Australia
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  • From Chemo the Clown@andyt@peak.org to rec.food.cooking,alt.animals.dog,alt.beer.home-brewing on Sat Mar 20 14:56:48 2010
    From Newsgroup: alt.beer.home-brewing

    On Mar 20, 2:35 pm, Plucas1 <peta_luca...@manlymail.net> wrote:
    On Mar 21, 1:31 am, Stu <i...@foodforu.ca> wrote:



    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
    his Sunday sermon.

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
    The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

    Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

    Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

    So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

    Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
    That pretty much ended the service early!  
    --

    Stu

    This post is public domain, if you've made it available
    for viewing on a website, I thank you.

    what a pathetic joke! this is betterer;;

    What do you call a black peoples abortions clinic?
    crimestoppers

    --
    Peter Lucas
    Brisbane
    Australiahttp://tinyurl.com/rainbowpryde

    Join the Google Groups revolution.........http://groups.google.com/support/?hl=en
    What a pile of crappola you are as well as a poor miserable excuse for
    a human being.
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