These fierce beings are outcasts among our kind.
These humans; such a dangerous, savage child-race.
These mating rituals you humans indulge in are quite disgusting.
These napkins aren't just clean, they're sanitary!
These people are, of course, morons.
The seven ages of people are their own and six guesses.
The severity of the itch is directly related to difficulty reaching it.
The sex was so good even the neighbors lit cigarettes!
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
The shortest distance between new friends is a smile.
The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction.
The shortest line always becomes the slowest when you choose it.
The shortest night of the year is Xmas eve. From sundown to son up.
The side with the simplest uniforms wins. - Major Mark Cancian
The smaller the idea the bigger the words used to promote it.
The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
The solution to any problem tends to change the problem.
The sommelier gave me the screw top and I cut my nose sniffing it.
The Soviet Union does not exist any more in its present form.
The speed of time is one second per second.
The Spice is all.
The Spice must flow...
The squeaky wheel might get REPLACED.
The squirrel was driving itself nuts.
The Statistics Department: where mean is normal and deviation standard.
The strength of an Army lies in strict discipline & undeviating obedience.
The strong do what they have to do and the weak accept what they have to accept.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The stunning surreality of it all is all so overwhelming.
The Sun is at the center of the Universe. Copernicus
The surest protection against temptation is cowardice - Mark Twain
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
The swiftest horse cannot overtake a word once spoken. -Chinese proverb
The task in front is rarely as great as the power behind you.
The taste of low quality lingers on after the satisfaction of low price.
The test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
The thoughtless are rarely wordless.
The three food groups: Frozen, instant, take-out.
The time is ALWAYS right to make new friends.
The times change and we change with them.
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
The time when patience is most needed is when it is exhausted.
The tin can was invented in 1810; the can opener in 1855.
The tip you leave for lunch would have bought you one 20 years ago.
The Titanic was built by professionals;the Ark was built by an amateur!
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell bodyparts for money.
The traditional pumpkin pie, garnished with small fingerprints.
The traffic's always lighter in someone else's lane.
The tragedy of life isn't what humans suffer but what they miss.
The trail is the thing, not the end of the trail.
The trouble is that you think you have the time.
"The trouble is, you think you have time." - budda
The trouble with Christianity is the Christians.
The trouble with Communism is the Communists.
The trouble with getting a life is making the payments!
The trouble with ignorance is it picks up confidence as it goes along.
The trouble with the Republic is the Republicans.
The true joy in pursuing trout is they live in such beautiful places!
The truest wild beasts live in the most populous places.
The truth is out there.
The truth shall make you free, but first it shall piss you off.
The truth was never intended to be comfortable.
The two-martini lunch is as American as baseball or Mom's apple brandy.
The Two Rules of Success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!
The ultimate quest has no ending.
The ultimate Virus: a self installing copy of BOB.
The undecideds could go one way or another.
The United States borders on the magnificent: CANADA!
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
The universe is a schizo psycho hellbitch trickster that way, you know?
The universe is. It is mankind that attaches meaning to it.
The universe is stranger than we can suppose.
The unpicked apple is prepared.
The UN reacting to crisis with unusual swiftness resolves to do nothing.
The upper crust.... a bunch of crumbs who stick together.
The upside to dying is that you don't have to work the following day.
The urge to save humanity is a false front for the urge to rule.
The US has great variety in postage stamps but they all taste the same!
The Vatican has been called "the house of Pill refute".
The vegetarian has rejected a foundational principle of our culture.
The vegetarian is almost as bad as a Communist.
The vegetarian is an unnecessary ascetic.
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The Wal-Mart/SUV mentality is a national cancer.
The war on the environment is more successful than the one on Iraq.
The warranty: Bold print giveth & fine print taketh away.
The warranty...the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
The watch was waterproof, shockproof and unbreakable. I lost it.
The watermelons were so big it wouldn't take many to make a dozen.
The way to be satisfied is to never look back.
The way to have a better tomorrow is to begin working on it today.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
The weaker the defense the stronger the language.
The Web isn't better than sex but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look.
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
The whole earth is in jail & we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
"The whole earth is the sepulchre of famous men."
The whole world is mad, bar us - and I'm not too sure about you!
The wishbone will never replace the backbone!
The women moaning about finding a husband have obviously never had one.
The words you least want to hear, "Perhaps you had better sit down..."
The world is a vast temple dedicated to discord. - Voltaire
The world is coming to an end. Please log-off.
The world is deeply weird.
The world is full of cactus, but you don't have to sit on it!
The world is NOT round. It's an oblate spheroid.
The world is one big gob of perky happy fluffy bunny joy. Yay. Drugs.
The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls.
The world owes you NOTHING! It was here first.
The worm in the sour apple doesn't know any better.
The worst blow to civilization since the sack of Rome by the Huns.
The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth.
The worst thing about censorship is **********.
The worst thing you can do is worry about what you would have done.
The WWF is to sports what Spam is to meat!
They are an abomination before God and all his angels!
They ARE doing it with mirrors...
They are wrong and do not know it.
They ask for honesty, but when you feed it to them they hit the roof.
They boil their water at 212o there! We only have to go 100o here.
They called me a sceptic... but can they prove it?
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
They call me crazy... I laugh and say, you have no idea. You ain't seen nothing

yet.
They call me Sparky. Want me to fix your shorts? ;*)
They can't break you if you don't have a spine.
They don't have a clue that this wasn't normal everywhere.
They don't make antiques like they used to.
They don't really Like warm beer - they just got Lucas fridges.
They do say the average guy thinks about sex once every six tits.
They end up busting the zombie for tax evasion.
They exist in some sort of weird reality distortion field.
They laughed at the Wright Brothers but they also laughed at Bozo.
they make the best and most consistent fries in the area.
They manage to transform it into something unbelievably unpleasant.
The younger generation is more in need of models than critics.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions!
The young sew wild oats; the old grow sage.
They really shouldn't let you out unless you've had a "happy pill".
They're coming to take me away, ha ha, hee hee!! They're ... Uh Oh!!
They're MY feet...I'll put them in my mouth if I want to!
They're not leftovers, they're frozen assets!
They're Scots. They don't expect to enjoy their food.
They say "Greed Rules The world". I'm trying to get it copyrighted.
They told me I was gullible... And I believed them!
THEY told me you were paranoid but I didn't believe THEM until Now!
They've turned off the Christmas carols. It's safe to come out now.
They want to market Ritalin and kiddie Prozac on "Spongebob"
Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus.
Thief is so ugly. I prefer Creative Acquisition Specialist.
Thief!!!!! Ohh!!! ... not!!! ... I found it on the ground!!!
Thief! Thief! Baggins! We hates it, We hates it for ever!
Thieves demand your money or your life - women want both!
Things always get a little more complicated, don't they, sir?
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Things are never so bad that they can't get worse.
Things do not change, people do.
"Things don't bug you if you don't think about them." -- Calvin
Things go right so they can go wrong.
Things suddenly became poignant.
Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
Things that never happen seem to worry us most.
Thinking that all your geese are swans.
Think like a person of action and act like a person of thought.
Think of a Jiggs dinner & a mug up on the rocks down the bay.
Think positive. If you fall in the creek, check your pockets for fish.
Thin people are thin because they don't know any better.
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This advice runs counter to Yuppie Culture.
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This byte has all the naughty bits masked out...
This calls for a subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
This calls for the handyman's secret weapon: Duct tape!
"This chicken has no beak," said Tom impeccably.
This Christmas, I want to see @FN@ under my tree!
"This coffee tastes like mud!" "Well, it was ground this morning."
This cookie intentionally left empty.
This door is Baroque, please call Bach later.
<This Echo gets stranger and stranger.. Oh, that's me. Sorry...>
This echo just gets weirder and weirder. Oh wait. That's me. Sorry.
This flavor tastes just like your soul!
This HTS (High Tech, er Stuff) excites the inner geek in me.
This insignificant planetoid is guilty of crimes against the universe.
This is abuse, arguments are down the hall.
This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.
This is a free tagline ...... no salesmen will call.
This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions?
THIS is a HOBBY??? **** You must be JOKING!!!!!!
This is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me.
This is an age when you can't find common sense w/o a search warrant.
(This is an unsolicited testimonial.)
This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.
This is Cal dog and his Worthington Spot on drugs.
This is exactly what I didn't want. I wanted simple, I wanted in-and-out, I wanted easy money.
This is grilling a steak, not rocket science.
This is just a hobby. Perfection is not required. Fun is.
This is just grilling, not rocket science.
This is making chili, not rocket science.
This is making soup, not rocket science.
This is National Non-Dairy Creamer Week.
This is not a bot-message: It's being entered by some wild human.
This is not part of the message, so don't read it.
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. -- Wolfgang Pauli
This is one sick group. I feel that I've finally found my home.
This is the city, I'm a sysop, I carry a modem.
This is the first time this ever happened again!
This is the kind of conversation that can only end in a gunshot.
This is what men really want, after all. Unless they don't.
This is what they *do.*
This is your captian speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for
This little piggy had roast beef. He's a glutton.
This message from nowhere. Nobody special left it.
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This MSG written by pouring warm tea on an Ouija board.
This must be Seattle - I smell espresso.
This must be the nuttiest neighbourhood in the world.
This never happens on other systems I call.
This New Year I resolve to make no resolutions.
This one ain't worth stealing.
This package contains one (1) echo mail message. Do not Eat.
This person has delusions of adequacy.
This person is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
This person is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won' This person should go far, and the sooner he starts the better.
This planet wholly owned and operated by Microsoft.
This post unsuitable for persons with irrational religious beliefs.
This product was cruelly tested on small furry animals.
This recipe is a psychological time capsule.
This recipe was violently tested on cute, furry, lovable animals.
This Rorschach guy ... such pornography!!!
This sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.
This sure beats the HELL out of smoke signals!!
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This tagline made especially for Brent....uh...Brent Whazzisface!
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This tagline vibrates if you rub it the right way.
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This talgine meats all U.S. Guvermnint standerds.
This time everything is easy.
This version of reality will have certain limitations til you register.
This was tested on large, ugly, hairy animals with piggy eyes.
This was typed by an infinite number of monkeys.
This won't hurt, I promise.
Thomas is getting a brand new hangover for Christmas...
Those driving slower than you are idiots, those passing you are maniacs.
Those meddling Washington eco-freak communist bureaucrats are liars.
Those old Bulgarians who eat yogurt aren't 150;they just look that way.
Those Polish folks sure make one hell of a good shoe-shining compound.
Those who are easily offended....should be! And often!
Those who bring sunshine to others cannot keep it from them themselves.
Those who can, do... those who can't, get promoted to management.
Those who can - do. Those who can't - teach.
Those who can't write, write help files.
Those who criticize the typos of others throw rocks at themselves.
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Those who know nothing doubt nothing!
Those who live by the sea, shall die by the sea.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Those who never quote, in return, are never quoted.
Those who sling mud, lose ground
Those who talk much, say nothing.
Those who think they are dreamers are usually just sleepers.
Those who THINK they know everything annoy us that DO.
Though I have won no awards, my wife swears I'm a prize.
Thoughtfulness is to friendship as sunshine is to a garden.
Thou gorbellied bat-fowling clotpole.
Thousands of outraged Ukrainian voters threaten to move to Canada.
Thou shall flirt shamelessly with all members of the opposite sex.
Thou shalt not admit adultery.
Thou shalt not use pepper, nor allow it to be used. - Curry
Three dreaded words when making love: Ignore the rash.
Through sneaky mind control tactics, marketeers have conned you again.
Thtop, you dethpicable scum!
Thunderclap - an extremely violent form of VD.
Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Thy Corona come, thy Chili be Con, on Cuervo it is El Jefe.
Tie a yellow ribbon around Jane Fonda's neck.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
Time flies when you're dazed and confused.
"Time for some thrilling heroics."
Time heals all things.... except a leaky faucet!
Time isn't money . . . it's more valuable than that.
Time is of the essence, so close the door!
Time keeps on slippin', slippin' into the future...
Time makes more converts than reason. - Thomas Paine
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.
Times are so hard in NYC, that the Mafia has even laid off four judges.
Time spent laughing is time well spent.
Time that you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
. 'Tis the season of al-tru-is-m fa-la-la-la-laa la-la-la-la .
TITSUP: Total Inability To Support Usual Performance
To a do-it-yourselfer his home is not his castle. It's his project.
Toad: What happens to an illegally parked frog.
To a little kid all troubles are big.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
To a man with an empty stomach, food is God. - Mahatma Gandhi
To an alligator, do we taste like chicken?
To any objective person it'd be obvious that I'm right.
To a plumber a flush always beats a full house.
To atone for national sins, British eat pub sandwiches.
To avoid rush hour in San Francisco, stay in Oregon.
To B-2 or not to B-2? That is the Air Force question.
Tobacco: Canada's leading cause of statistics.
Tobacco free...the only way to be!! ;*)
Tobacco is Canada's leading cause of statistics.
tobaco free, soon YOU and me, what a wonderful way to be ;*)
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
To Belittle is to Be Little.
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
To be successful you must either have a chance or take one.
To be wronged is nothing unless you continually remember it.
To boldly annoy, in ways which none have annoyed before...
To boldly eat where no where no chile-head has gone before.
To boldly go where no sane person has any business.
To call a man an ass is to insult one of God's more honorable beasts.
To catch rabbits. hide behind a bush and do carrot calls.
Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
Today is a good day to die. -Apache warrior proverb
Today is brought to you by the word "fuck" and the letter "u".
Today's gas prices give BushCo's Saudi OPEC pals wet dreams.
Today's headache ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_IUPInEuc
Today's mood: cranky with a touch of psycho
Today's pioneer's are building tomorrow's progress.
"Today's Special" is a fancy way of saying "Leftovers."
Today's special is all the caviar you can eat for $600.
Today's word is effluvium: unpleasant or harmful smell, secretion, discharge Today the sun, tonight the MOON! WHEN WILL IT END?
Today too many people are too easily offended by too many things.
Today we'll be teaching poodles how to fly.
To do an injustice is infinitely more disgraceful than to suffer one!
To drink is human, to drink coffee is divine.
To eat bread without hope is still slowly to starve to death.
To eat or not to eat, the question is whom to eat!
To ensure malfunction, screw down equipment cover plates.
To err is human, to forgive...$5.00
To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither is Marine Corps policy.
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
Toffee pudding: It's the tastiest flavoured lard you can imagine.
To find friendship, offer friendship.
Tofu a semi-foodlike substance secreted by soybeans.
Tofu is a high-protein meat substitute, as well as a denture adhesive.
Tofu is a high-protein meat substitute, as well as a tile grout.
Tofu is skim milk with a hormone problem.
Tofu tastes like squishy cardboard to me.
To get back on your feet, just miss two car payments.
To have a friend you must first be one.
To impress people favourably, let them impress you.
To improve your chili, remove an ingredient.
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.
To know how a farmer is doing, look at his barns, not his house.
To know how farmers are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
To know the world one must construct it.
To learn from your mistakes, you have to admit you make them.
Tolerance: Suspicion the other person may be right.
To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die.
To live long, it is necessary to live slowly. Cicero
To live outside the law, you must be honest.
Tomatoes in chowder.... what kind of sick freak are you?
Tomato paste: what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
Tonight's Forecast - Dark!
Tonight's Forecast: Dark, with scattered light by sunrise.
Too bad about your Rectocranial Inversion. Get well soon.
Too bad the fine line between courage and foolishness isn't a fence.
Too dumb to be crooked.
Took an hour to bury the cat. The silly thing kept movin'
Too many bugs. Please spray the wilderness.
Too many people settle for the defaults.
Too many people think a potato tastes like a Pringle.
Too many preservatives: sliced bread that can be used as a place mat.
Too many preservatives: Your apple is not waxed, it's lacquered.
Too much is always better than not enough.
Too much of a good thing...is a good thing.
Too much zucchini? Make zucchini bread for all of your friends!
Too roight, mate. Oi, lookit tha' kangaroo!
Too soon old; too late smart.
To raise the SAT scores of our kids, raise the scores of their parents. Torontonians call binoculars opera glasses.
Torontonians can't spit out the car window without stopping.
Torontonians don't have hats that advertise feed stores.
Torontonians don't plan vacations around a gun-n-knife show.
Torontonians eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
Torontonians get freaked out when people on the subway talk to them. Torontonians would rather a son was a lawyer than a fishing show host.
Toronto? Wasn't he the partner of the Lone Ranger?
To speak kindly does not hurt the tongue.
To succeed in politics, it is necessary to rise above your principles.
Total is $1000. $10 for the upgrade, and $990 s/h.
Total stangers need love too, and I'm stranger than most.
To test a man's character, give him power.
To the world you're one person but to one person you might be the world.
Tough? My goldfish can whip your dog!
Tourists come to Toronto cause they mistakenly think it's a cool city. Tourists: The only foreigners the French ever drove out.
Tower case? No, it fell off the desk and landed that way.
Toxic chemical-laced sugar snacks!
Toxic industrial slaughterhouse meat-esque foodstuffs.
To you I'm an atheist. To God I am the loyal opposition.
Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
Tradition: Hardest way to do something wrong.
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
Tradition - Reason to repeat the same mistake!
Tradition: The art of making the same mistake over and over.
TRAFFIC LIGHT: automatically turns red when your car approaches.
Trailer Park Sushi: rolled-up fishsticks.
Trampled by an army of swarthy, Italian lounge singers.
Tranquility is like quicksilver; the harder you grab the less you grasp. "Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the bridge"
"Transporter chief Scott, beam @N@ to the bridge." ;*)
Transvestites enjoy mixed company....alone!
Transvestites suffer from delusions of gender.
Traveling in a fried-out combie. On a hippy trail head full of zombie.
Travel too fast and you miss all that you are travelling for.
Treat her like a lady and she'll always bring you home.
Tree Farms are to Forests like Ponds are to Oceans.
Trees hit cars only in self-defence.
"Trees look weird if you squint at 'em." - Andy
Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires.
Tremble your way to Fitness...
Trend is not destiny.
Trespassers will be violated.
Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI.
Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes!
TRIPE: Active ingredient in hot dogs.
Trouble is usually produced by those who produce nothing else!
Troubleshooting: if it gives you any trouble, shoot it.
Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
Trudeau, finally a Prime Minister worthy of assassination - Diefenbaker
True greatness knows gentleness.
True Irishmen don't use Shamrocks, they use real rocks.
True joy is a serious thing.
True loneliness is when your OWN tongue starts to feel good in your mouth! Truffle oil - the ketchup of the upper class.
Trust in God, but lock your car.
Trust me. I know what I'm do(&^>?()@#!*NO CARRIER
"Trust me. You can dance." - Vodka
Trust your Captain....but keep your seatbelt securely fastened.
Trust your inner voice when it talks to you.
Trust your neighbours... But, brand your cattle.
Truth, goodness and beauty are but different faces of the same all.
Truth has nothing to fear from examination
Truth is the safest lie.
Trycoxagain: experimental drug for lesbians with depression.
Try filling a light bulb with gasoline and putting it in a socket.
Try posting to alt.pick.pick.ass.
Try these chili peppers. They'll put hair on your tongue.
Try this chicken. It tastes just like rattlesnake.
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
Try to be the kind of friend you would want for yourself.
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
Try to see yourself as others see you and try not to get angry about it.
Tubas are a bit too much.
Tune in, turn on, and be friends with EX-Mayor Barry.
Turkey burger: 59% lessfat, 120% less taste.
TV dinner says: * Serving suggestion: Defrost.
TV insults your intelligence, but it takes a computer to rub it in.
TV is like a steak - a medium rarely well done.
Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal.
Twinkies have a half-life. Velveeta is eternal.
Twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places!
Twisted Mind? No - Just Bent In Several Strategic Places.
Twits are to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers..
Two blondes in a VolksWagen: "Farfromthinkin".
Two can live as cheap as one if one don't eat.
Two can live as cheaply as one. . .for half as long.
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