Beware standards your own religion can't uphold
BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo
Beware the beast man,for he is the devil's spawn.
Beware the do-gooders. They'll screw it up with best of intentions.
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. One lick and you suck forever.
Be yourself--if you don't, who else will?
Bigamist: a heavy fog over Italy!
Big dark red beans? That's a northern thing, Yankee chili.
Big deep-fat fryers could potentially destroy an entire neighborhood.
BIG GAME HUNTER: Someone who looses their way to a football match.
Biggest gang I know they call the government.
Big money! Big Prizes! I love it!
Big or small We tax them all.
Bigotry: an Italian redwood.
Bigots are themselves a minority.
Big T-day turkey:a Jurassic fowl with drum sticks as large as my thighs.
Big T-day turkey: cooking begins around Halloween.
Big T-day turkey: instructions say thaw in fridge for six months.
BillDOS & TedDOS: Truly excellent command. Party on [Y/y]?
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Bimbabble: Noise coming from a table full of blondes.
Binary: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
Binary: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
Bin Laden remains at large but at long last Martha is behind bars.
Biochemists wear designer genes.
Bio-Genetix Eng. Labs: "Playing God so you don't have to"
Biography is one of the new terrors of death.
Biology grows on you.
Birds have bills too and they keep on singing.
Birthdays are significant. Without them you're dead.
Birthdays ... they're not just for spankings anymore.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Bit: 12 1/2 cents.
Bitch, bitch, moan, moan, whine, etc.
Bite here. Then turn and examine.
BIT: Past tense of BYTE.
Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
Bitter melon: Like a cactus that had sex with an unwilling cucumber. Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
Black holes are where God divided by zero..
Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter
Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew
Blessed are the inept for they will inherit the skies.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they made backups.
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the National Debt.
Blessed be the pessimist for he hath bought insurance.
Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
Bless you and may your bread always fall butter side up !!
BLISS is ignorance.
Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
Blondes VS spaghetti? They both wriggle when you eat them.
Blonde with a leather jacket? Rebel without a clue.
Blood circulates by flowing down one leg and up the other.
Blood is thicker than apple juice, but not as tasty.
Blood is thicker than water - and much tastier.
Bloody peasant! "Ooh, didja hear that? What a giveaway!"
Bloody potatoes. Next thing you know, they'll be eating them.
Blowjobs: Protein Slurpies!
Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
Blueberries are very seldom quoted correctly.
Blue is not a Kool-aid flavor, it's a colour.
Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@
Bluff means never having to sway your story.
B: not found, formatting other drives instead....
Boiled chicken ovulations with crisped pig lard? Delicious!
"Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket." - Hungarian
"Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket." - Hungarian Christmas
Book sequel: Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
Booze heals!
Booze is good food.
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
Booze - it does a body good.
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question.
Boring AND Pointless? A zombie duel-to-the-death.
Born again virgin.
Born a poor young country boy, mother nature's son.
Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
Born to be cuddled.
Boss Bitches kick ass. They damned sure don't kiss it.
Bother! howled Pooh, when Piglet put Tabasco Sauce in the KY Jelly.
Bother, said she, as several Italians pinched his butt.
Boundaries between properties are clear when your neighbor mows.
Bowf is to Dog what Beef is to Cow.
Box wines, yet another of Australia's contributions to human welfare.
Boyfriend - A handyman with sex privileges.
Boy, I'm tellin you fer yer own good, I studied them things.
Boy, I'm tellin you fer yer own good, taint nothin personal.
BOYS: Of all the wild beasts, the most difficult to manage.
Boys want to light bangers, but end up holding sparklers.
Boys you got some trouble... You committin' herbicide.
Boy, that thunder sounds clo@$#%^%#$^ NO CARRIER
"Bozego Narodzenie." - Polish Christmas
Braille: support true literacy for the blind.
Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but FAT cells live for ever.
Brain Damage? No Thanks, I Already Have Some.
Brains are such offal food.
Brains by Tequila, body by the table on the floor
Brainstorm? No, but I had a brain drizzle once.
Brainstorm? No, but I had a braindrizzle once.
Brains x Beauty = Constant.
Brain - the apparatus with which we think that we think.
Braise the Lord. (Then serve with mushrooms on the side)
Brassiere: Cover for a great double feature.
Brats simmered in beer should be considered alcohol abuse.
Bread and circuses for everyone!
Breaded, deep fried, disgusting chicken-compound things.
BREAD IS MURDER! The Save the Yeast Coalition
Bread that must be sliced with an ax is bread that is too nourishing.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
Brecht's Hierarchy of Needs: Grub first, then ethics.
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Brently trimmed the Christmas tree, gave it a crew-cut.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parker
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Bridges and tunnels are proof that we will not be denied.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG!
British Beef - The Recipe For hehheheheheh GAGAGAG WOOOOOOO!!!
British boobs are the best in the world.
Britt Ekland: She's a professional girl-friend and an amateur actress. Broadcast live from Mudgett's Funeral Home and Bed & Breakfast.
BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm Brain going down... IMMEDIATELY.
Brooklyn is the Dutch name for "broken valley".
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages.
Brunswick stew - Seems strange having a side of meat with meat.
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
Buckle up; it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of the car. Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions...
Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings.
Budget the luxuries FIRST!
Buffalo are cool, like smart really hairy cattle that want to kill you.
Buffalo is a strange place: it borders on Erie.
Buffer: Programmer who works in the nude.
BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself!"
Buffet: French for making a pig of yourself.
Bug: 1. Programmer's term for a feature.
Bug: 2. An elusive creature living in a program which makes it incorrect.
Bug: 3. A known design feature that doesn't work properly.
Bug: 4. An unknown design feature that works properly.
Buggery is boring. Incest relatively boring. Necrophilia dead boring.
Bug? It's an "Undocumented Enhancement"!
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Bugs come in through open Windows...
Build a better mouse trap and Bill Gates will steal all the cheese.
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
Bulletin Broads Baud Better!
BULLFIGHTER: 1 little man against a 1/2 ton of pissed off pot roast.
Bullshit Detector. When alarm sounds, please re-engage your brain.
Bullsh#t! Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Gaius Marius, 105BCE.
"Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo." - Italian Christmas
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise
Bureau of Firearms, Alcohol, Religion and Tobacco.
Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously.
Burro: an ass. Burrow: a hole in the ground. Difference?
Burton can't cook, but he knows how to eat as well as anyone.
Bury me at Wal-mart so my wife will come visit me.
Buses turn up within seconds of your lighting a cigarette.
Bush and Hussein rumble in an apocalyptic battle mediated by Jesus.
Bush, because those who ignore history are bound to repeat it.
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism.
Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars.
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind.
Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a bitter place, one country at a time. Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism.
Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
Bushisms: the US gov't is under no obligation to follow Strunk & White.
Bush runs the country like a business.... like Enron!
Bush's plan for solving the Social Security crisis: Influenza.
Bush thinks additional flu vaccine could be hidden somewhere in Iraq.
Business is a combination of war and sport.
But chili now, that's a whole nother thing.
But DAD; mom uses that finger when waving at other cars.
But Doc, I eat lots of fruit. I have 3 cherries in every cocktail!
But don't let me stop you from being ignorant.
But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car
But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car.
But I did read the docs, I just didn't understand them!
But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!
But I *don't* like palid American beers!
But if I kill him, it would start a war.
But if the handwriting on the wall is a forgery?
But it has to look legal!
But it only quit working when I let the smoke get out.
But it's not against any religion / To want to dispose of a pigeon.
But it would be wrong. [attrib. R.M. Nixon, ca 1972]
But not Spam, Spam, Bacon, Eggs and Spam Quiche.
But of course I was seduced by the junk food.
Butterflies are self-propelled flowers.
Butter hardness is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Butter is better than margarine. I trust cows more than chemists.
But that would be wrong.
But the manifest read 'Farm Equipment'
But then I burned the house down; the chili was too hot!!
But there are dishonest men in national government too. "Tricky Dick"
But there are dishonest men in national government too. "Tricky Dick" Nixon
But there ARE stupid people who ask questions.
But these are not rational beings; these are serious chowhounds.
But these are not rational beings; these are serious foodies.
But we don't say "Bam" here. OK?
But what's his offence? Groping for trout, in a peculiar river.
But, where on the bass drum do you want me to plug in the tuner?
But whoever treasures freedom, like the swallow has learned to fly.
But who shall Moderate the Moderators?
But wouldn't such protectionism be against the principles of NAFTA?
...but you don't SOUND caucasian! ;*)
Buy a cured ham, the sick ones are terrible.
Buy a rope and shoot yourself where the water is deepest.
Buy cattle, sell ethics!
Buy gold, silver, Swiss francs and a gun. - H. Browne, invest. advisor
BUY IT AND FRY IT!
Buy only cured hams, the sick ones are not good for you.
Buy tobacco, sell ethics!
Buy Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice... in the leather box.
Buzzword: The fly in the ointment of literacy.
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
By following the good, you learn to be genius.
By my weirdness, you shall know me...
By right or wrong (by any means necessary)
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
By the time you know where I am, I may very well be somewhere else.
By the way, what does BTW mean?
Cable TV prayer: "Dear God, please don't let it be Beast Master!"
Caffeine is a fundamental part of the geek diet.
Caffeine makes the world go round.
Cajun breakfast: blackened toast.
Cake is merely a vehicle for frosting.
Calamity strikes and Congress vows to remain in recess.
California: Land of rays, quakes, and those damned Raisins.
California: the Granola State. (Lots of fruits, nuts, and flakes.)
Called "Wiener Wuerstchen", they tasted like hot dogs, only good.
Calling anything foolproof seems to take a lot for granted.
Calling a PCBored makes for a Maalox Moment!
Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extreme violence.
Call it a hunch. - Quasimodo
Call me mad, will you? You'll see! You'll *ALL* see!!
Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener
Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -Indian proverb
Call receptionist if you wish your telephone connected.
Call that special person NOW. Tomorrow may be too late.
Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Call the narcotics squad, 175 pounds of dope just walked in!
Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ
Calm denial in the face of a staggering stack of overwhelming facts.
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Calm waters do not mean the crocodile is not present
Calories are delicious.
Caltitude: Height cat's back can arch to meet the hand stroking it
Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
Calvin: Filth! Contamination! Pestilence! Ha Ha Ha!
Calvin: I've changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum.
CAMELOT: the place to shop for a used dromedary
C$A#M*O$U%F@L#A)G@E~D T@A#G$L@I~N$E C**a**m**o**u**f**l**a**g**e*****T**a**g**l*i**n**e*
Campbell's Snail Stew.. Umm Umm good!
Canada & America - Separated by a common language!
Canada: A pack of cigarettes- $8; a heart transplant- just $8.
CANADA CALLING: Quebec for sale cheap. Must take it all.
Canada didn't have a civil war to establish a continental nation!
Canada didn't have a revolution to establish a continental nation!
Canada: evil socialist gay-marrying drug crazed pacifist evil dominion.
Canada - home of the largest shopping center in the world.
Canada is a farm team for the United States.
Canada is a special foster-child of the US. It's called tough love.
Canada is not a real country. - Lucien Bouchard
Canada is so square even the female impersonators are women.
Canada is the vichyssoise of nations: cold and half-French.
Canada, land of opportunity for Hong Kong businessmen.
Canada: OUR BALLS ARE BIGGER!!!
Canada Post: when it absolutely, positively has to be there - sometime.
Canada should annex the U.S.A.
Canada's just a hockey player breeding facility.
Canada's parliament meets 60 miles SE of Bullies Acre.
Canada strong & free - from sea to sea to sea!
Canada: The one place in the world where it's not hip to be French.
Canada - The Readers Digest version of the United States.
Canada: the state so clever, it doesn't pay taxes to Washington!
Canadian Dos prompt: "Like, Insert Disk #1, eh"
Canadian: I know 3 spices, Salt, Pepper, and Ketchup.
Canadians can say "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
Canadians do not eat anything with cayenne without serious complaint.
Canadians don't anything with cayenne... only immigrants.
Canadians don't have two first names.
Canadians drank 24,000,000 gallons Kool-Aid summer '95.
Canadians have no idea what a polecat is.
Canadians never, ever eat okra.
Canadians prefer potato au gratin to grits.
Canadians: say "you guys" not "y'all" even if they're women.
Canadians: The bland leading the bland.
Canadians: The *other* Americans.
Canadians think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."
Canadians think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY spicy!
Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal?
Canapes: A sandwich that's cut into 24 pieces.
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can Harrison Ford the river?
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
Can I deduct last year's tax as a bad investment?
Can I get just a little bit of power? -Red Hot Chili Peppers
Can I have my thorax back? - Dave to zombie
Can I help it if everyone else is wrong ?
Can I play with your bellybutton?
Can I put a head on that for you??? Victor Frankenstein
Can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?
Can I tickle your fancy? No? Will you tickle mine?
Can I use my A.M. Radio.....in the afternoon?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Canned mackeral: It's a giant sardine and it's real gross. - Neekha
Cannes, where you lie on the beach and look at the stars, or vice versa. Cannibal #1: "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." #2 "So, try the potatoes." Cannibal: Guy in a restaurant, and orders the waiter.
Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
Cannibal: Roast beef. Why?
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN Eat MOUSE.SYS instead? <Y/N>
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat Mouse? (Y/n)?
Cannot understand tagline; (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anyway?
Can not understand tagline: (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anywy
Can one really be ethical through following someone else's rules?
Can pigs fly? Yeah, just depends how hard you toss'em.
Can shellfish sue for damages in small CLAMS court?
Can't clean my desk until they loosen my striaght jacket ;*)
Can't even talk without someone making taglines of it
Can't expect to keep them on the farm after they've seen Paris.
Can this be real? @FN@ is at a loss for words?!
Can't people just learn to buy their shit from a dealer or something?
Can't people just learn to buy their stuff from a dealer or something?
Can't think. Brain is on autopilot today
Can't Wal-Mart's Tech Support Department help you with this?
CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
Can vampires use Sun workstations?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
CanYouComeHereAndFixMySpaceBarKey?ThankYou!
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
Can you feel anything when I do this?
Can you get a DUI on the information superhighway?
Can you get a DWI on the Information Superhighway?
Can you imagine a roast aardvark without an apple in its mouth?
Can you name a better party snack than the deviled egg? -Satan
Can you open your mind without it falling out?
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
Can you say: Tongue planted firmly in cheek???
Can you sense the sarcasm???
Can you spot the Loony?
Can you swim in melted dry ice without getting wet?
Can you teach an old moderator new tricks?
Can you teach an old Moderator new tricks?
Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks>
Can you teach new dogs old tricks?
Capitalism. I love it!
Capitalism is the only basic institution with any genuine vigor.
Capsicums are veritable whores when it comes to cross pollination.
Carb mania: Americans would rather shoot heroin than eat a bagel.
Care for another bottle of champagne, m'dear?
Care for a shrimp cocktail? No, thanks - I need a BIG one.
Carefull, we might be landing on your street
Careful, somebody might want you to share your Barbecued Ribs.
Caribou Chili Pizza Beta Tester.
Caring for the wants and needs of the needy and the wanty.
Car thieves should be used as expendible crash test dummies.
Cartoon violence made me what I am today.
Caruso was at first an Italian.
Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent.
Casserole is just another word for leftovers.
Cassoulet, like life itself is not so simple as it seems. - Paula Wolfert Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
Castration takes balls.
Cast your bread upon the water and it shall come back soggy.
Cat - 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm Clock
Catacomb: Italian Cat Comb
Cat: A dog with an attitude problem
CATALYST n. an alphabetical list of Italian cats
Cat: a purr-bearing mammal
Cataract: Pool playing Cat
Catastrophy: Cat punctuation written on your skin
Cat ate cheese and waited by mousehole with baited breath
Catatonic - Italian beverage most preferred by cats
Catatonic (n): Geritol for cats
Cat bumper sticker: Life is hard, then you nap
CAT: "Cat do this", "Cat do that"; what am I? A dog?
Catch and release is great for trout - NOT for criminals!
Catcher: Cat belonging to Mrs. Bono
Catch the wave.CCCCC..CCCCC..CCCCC..CCCCC..CCCCC..CCCCC
CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds.
CAT.COM started. Computer will hairball in five seconds
Cat definition: Door - something to be on the other side of
Cat Eats Ball of Yarn, Gives Birth to Set of Mittens
CATFOOD.CAN not found...Eat Logitech mouse? Y/N
CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!??
Cat Game #6: Fit into the smallest space available
Cat, get your butt away from the keyb/m kvxcg;fzhd...xc jzske NO CARRIER
Cat HAIR all over the keyboard. Don't blame me for spelling errors
Cat #*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~)_+| #
CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.
Catherine Medici invented French cooking, now known as "cuisine".
Catholic: Can't stop bringing cats home
Catholic (n.) A cat with a drinking problem
Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
Cat: If I suck up, my humans will do anything.
Cat\kat\Small four-legged fur bearing extortionist
Catlapse: The cat's time between removal from a lap and awakening
Cat - Lap Warmer with built in vibrator
Cat magic - the more you pet them, the longer you both live
Catmas: a religious holiday for felines.
Cat Motto: Excess is never enough
Cat: Murphy's way of saying "Nice Furniture!"
Catnip Research Has Not Kept Pace With Other Sciences
Cat; n: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer
CAT: (n) Walking ego with fur
Cat-o-holic - addicted to cats
CAT ON KEYBOARD: Brng fuud prefurably fesh
Cat philosophy: When in doubt, cop an attitude
Cat Physics #2: A cat will assume the shape of its container
Cat: psychotic animal bred for target practice
Cat purring on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
CatRule#22: Anything moving under the covers is fair Game
CAT RULE #2: Get plenty of sleep so you can play at 4am
Cat Rule #2: When in doubt, cop an attitude
Cat Rule #5: Fit into the smallest space possible
Cat Rule #72: There's no such thing as a "bad" time for a nap
Cat rule: Add roughage to human food by shedding in it
Cats allow man the pleasure of caressing the tiger
Cats: aloof indifferent uncaring soul-sucking demons.
Cats always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read
Cats and Women: no matter what you tell them, they do as they please
Cats and writers like to hear their own voices
Cats are 80% water and 20% attitude
Cats are always on the wrong side of the door
Cats are crazy,...But just crazy to please you!
Cats are domesticated, until a paw-operated tin-opener is invented.
Cats are God's way of telling us we're being watched
Cats are good lapwarmers for modemers
Cats are just lazy people with fur and fangs
Cats are just little bundles of purr
Cats are like Potatoe Chips. You can't have just one!
Cats are magical, the more you pet them the longer you both live
Cats are meant to be loved, not to be understood
Cats are my shelter from an insane world
Cats are not dogs! -P.G. Wodehouse
Cats are not pets, they own the house and let you live there
Cats aren't threatened if you earn more than they do
Cats Are PEOPLE Too
Cats are people too...no, I mean
Cats are purrfect
Cats are really trainable, if you let them think they thought of it!
Cats are Roommates Dogs are Family!
Cats are roommates, Dogs are kids
Cats are the only animal to have successfully domesticated man
Cats are the soul of honesty, hide not their dislikes
Cats are too cool to beg for food. They WILL charge it on your VISA
Cats are wonderful - everyone should own one...two...three...four...five... Cats - by Ann Gora
Cat scan: A hi-tech device for examining cats
Cats can't read and they don't want you to, either!
Cats come in many varieties...and every one is divine
Cats: Companions in grace and beauty and mystery and curiousity
Cats: companions in grace, beauty, mystery & curiosity
Cats contribute to living a longer life
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Cats' Credo: They should get laid before they get spayed
Cats & Dogs are Household Schedulers
Cats (DO IT) "randomly"--jkb
Cats donate their services as alarm clocks
Cats do not have problems expressing affection in public
Cats do not keep mice away, they preserve them for the chase.
Cats don't correct your stories
Cats don't criticize your friends
Cats do whatever they want, yet still get treated like royalty
Cats favorite game: "Ha Ha - made you look."
Cats' favorite game: Hah! Made you look!
Cats find people fascinating --- they can stare at them for hours
Cats give us someone to talk to
Cats! God's gift to mankind
Cats: Good for dusting high places
Cats: Great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers
Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats
Cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped
Cats have purr-sonality
Cats have the simplest of taste - the best will suffice
Cats instruct us in the luxurious art of stretching
Cats know all the sunny places
Cats leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same
Cat sleeping on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur
Cats let us induldge our desires to really spoil someone
Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse
Cats like "Cat-Naps"--it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like "Pro-Cat-Stinating"---it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats like Serial-Mice for breakfast!
Cats look at your eyes
Cats love work; They can sit and watch it for hours
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