"Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron." - Esperanto Christmas
Gambling is a great way of getting nothing for something.
Gargling twice daily is a good way to see if your neck leaks.
Garlic keeps vampires away...unless they're Italian.
Garlic: one of the wonderful things that make life worth living.
Garlic tho' used by the French, are better for medicine than cookery.
GASP!!! DONALD!!! YOU'RE NAKED!!! - Daisy Duck
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Gates change a light bulb? He doesn't. He declares dark the standard.
Gates of Borg: "Resistance is futile. You WILL use Windows."
Gawd! I HATE Edmonton!
Gawd! I HATE Toronto!
Gee, I wonder what this key does.
Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
Gee wiz, that silly place irritates me so.
Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad. - Osama bin Laden
Geez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!
GELATIN: A disgusting extraction made from boiled calves feet.
GELATIN: After the French revolution, it was declared a nourishing food. GELATIN: A pain in the aspic.
Genealogists never consider the handsome neighbor.
Gene Police: "Hey YOU! Get out of this pool."
Genius at work......mistakes made while you wait! ;*)
GENIUSES: Amazingly, all of Mom's kids.
Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% Capital Gains.
Genius is nothing but a greater aptitude for patience. - Ben Franklin
Genius is perseverence in disguise.
Genius. No, wait. I mean sick. Sick and wrong and pure vile.
Gentlemen, I give you the future: Beef.
Genuine Exploding Tagline. Acme Tagline Inc.
Georgia is NOT on my mind.
German Chinese Food: an hour later you're hungry for power.
GERMAN TOAST: A pan-fried bread better known in France as French Toast.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. Get-me-the-f---out-of-here-I'm-going-insane.
Get out your internet and go babblefishing.
Get over it.
Get thee down. Be thou funky.
Get thee gone, thou art nought but a mewling dread-bolted pignut.
Get the facts or the facts will get you!
Get the populace scared enough, and you can get away with anything.
Get your free subscription before the price doubles next year!
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
Giblets: a bag in a bird, of what looks like pieces of Jimmy Hoffa.
Giblets: dump into water and boil. Only the cat is happy about this.
Giblets hidden in a thick gravy. Not otherwise eaten by finicky people. Giblets: How the turkey managed to swallow that stuff is beyond me.
Gimme a beer. But it's 11 am so float a cornflake in it!
Gimme a fried brain on drugs, bacon, toast, and jam.
Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair, beaming, streaming... ;*)
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
Gimme an entendre... and make it a double.
Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side and don't be stingy, baby.
Gimme the prize, just gimme the prize.
Ginger and spice, and EVERYTHING NICE! I'm gettin' hungry.
GI: Ordering a chilidog to go. BI: Ordering one that makes you go.
Girlfriend left me for a tractor salesman. Sent a John Deere letter. Girlfriend wanted. No experience necessary - will train.
Girl to assist magician in beheading illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Give a kid a hammer and he'll find everything he meets needs pounding.
Give 'em a fair trial, then hang 'em!
Give me a bottle of milk and some tranquilizers.
Give me a gun and I'll kill all the liberals.
Give me the luxuries of life and I will do without the necessities.
Given an open book exam, you'll forget the book.
Given enough time, even the unlikely happens.
Give sadists a fair crack at the whip.
Give them all they want, and all they will want is more.
Give up, you'll only live till you die.
Give us this day our deli bread....
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Giving health care to Americans is socialism, to Iraqis it's democracy?
"Glad jul och ett gott Nytt ar." - Swedish
"Glad jul och ett gott Nytt ar." - Swedish Christmas
"Gledlig jol og Nyar." - Icelandic
"Gledlig jol og Nyar." - Icelandic Christmas
"Gledlig jul og godt Nytt Aar." - Norse-Danish
"Gledlig jul og godt Nytt Aar." - Norse-Danish Christmas
Global Telephone Directory, 1st Edition: Bell, Alexander G. - - - 1
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Go ahead, make yourself at home... you can start by doing the dishes.
Go ahead, take one...taglines are a team effort.
Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
Go away you freakish waste of good carbon.
Go back to California where you came from.
Go back to California. Your kind are not welcome here.
Go bite the wall.
God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!
God created women because sheep can't cook!
Goddammit, this is COSMIC, do you HEAR ME?
Goddamn Jimmie, this is some serious gourmet shit.
God fights on the side with the heaviest artilliary. - RAH
God gave us booze to keep the Irish from ruling the World.
God hath no fury like a sysop scorned!
God in heaven. Marmite ice cream???
God is alive - he just doesn't want to get involved.
"God is dead." - Nietzche.... "Nietzche is dead." - God
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
God is the one who pulls you from the wreckage of your own decisions.
"God Jul och Gott Nytt aar." - Swedish Christmas
"God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar." - Norwegian Christmas
God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
GOD made Pot, Man made Booze.....Who do you trust?
God made the country, and man made the town. - Cowper
God must have loved the poor people, he made so many of them. A. Lincoln
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
God presumably created the universe but is he still running it?
God provides our daily bread, but He expects us to do the baking!
God rest ye merry merchants, let us make the Yuletide pay!
God's an easy man to love but a hard guy to live with. -Satan
God speaks to us in hunches.
God's retirement plan is out of this world.
GOD thinks he is a mathematician, but actually he is just an engineer.
God told me it's none of your business. - Jimmy Swaggart
god@universe:~ # cvs up && make world
God was my co-pilot, then we crashed in the Andes & I had to eat him.
Go get the buttered toast and salami!
Going out of my mind...be back in 5 minutes.
Going where no reader has ever gone before!
Goldern, this is some serious gourmet stuff.
Goldfish: "The wholesome snack that smiles back."
Gold medalist, freestyle jumping-to-conclusions event.
Golf balls? Is that anything like tennis elbow?
Golfer: One who yells "Fore!", takes five, and writes down three.
Golf: game invented by the people who think a bagpipe makes music.
Golf once a rich person's sport now has millions of poor players.
Gone crazy, be back later. leave a message at the Beep!
Gone crazy, be back later, leave message.
Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
Gone crazy, be back later. Please leave message.
Gonna take, a sentamental journey
Go not to Usenet for counsel, for it will say both no and yes.
Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.
Good bacon: hallelujah and Praise the Lard!
Good bread is worth the effort. That's why there's butter.
Good character, like good soup, is usually homemade.
Good chili will make you sweat. Every time. No sweat, Not chili.
Good customers are as rare as latinum.
"Good Enough" is the death knell of progress.
Good Enough is the death knell of progress.
Good examples have twice the value of good advice.
Good friends will fill our days with happy memories!
Good hot sauce name: Weapon of M'ass Destruction.
Good? I have to be GOOD? Then I stand no chance...
Good listeners usually make more sales than good talkers.
Good manners are like traffic rules for society.
Good Night and May God Bless -Red Skelton
Good parking places are always on the other side of the street.
Good Tidings of Comfort and Joy! Merry Christmas @FN@!
Good whisky make jackrabbit slap da bear!
Good white hearty, bread for white, white people.
Go on, you seem to like babbling to yourself.
Gore met!? Who did Al Gore meet, and was it on public record?
Go?? Ride?? Who said go?? Me too?? PLEASE?? Rott-tag
Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt!!
Go skiing and knock down a tree with your face.
Go slowly, then it takes longer to get over the hill!
Go someplace else to play. You're too young for this group.
Gossip: One who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200!
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card.
Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
Got Kleptomania? Take something for it!
Got my tie caught in the fax... Suddenly I was in L.A.
Go to bed. You have done enough damage today.
Gotta go, the orderlies are about to check my room.
Gotta run! The cat's caught in the printer!!
Gourmet restaurant: where you leave the tray on the table after.
Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us. Government survey shows government surveys are accurate.
Government Tagline: Takes up space, no known function.
Government: we can't do that, it makes too much sense.
Govt investigations contribute more to amusement than knowledge.
Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley
<- Grains Of Salt. Take As Needed With Above Message.
Grammatically insensitive email and narcotically overloaded poster. Grandchildren...Gods' bonus to deserving parents.
Grandma got hung over drinking Rainier...
. Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Cmas Eve .
Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Cmas Eve
. Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Xmas Eve .
Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Xmas Eve
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, going home from our house Xmas eve.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer. [humming]
Grandparents and grandchildren get on, as they have a common enemy.
Grand prize drawing. To see if you won type Alt-H!
Grape: Uninteresting larval stage of wine.
Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are MY forte.
Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks.
Gravity is a myth. The Earth just sucks.
Gravity is directly proportional to the number of apples falling.
Gravity is most noticeable in Autumn, when apples fall off trees.
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
Gravity is the chief cause of airplane crashes.
Greasy + Crunchy + Salty = Good.
Great artists are never Puritans, and seldom respectable.
Great Champagne is a luxury, poor champagne a disappointment.
Great geniuses have the shortest biographies.
Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing.
Great. Now its elephant sandwiches for the next month.
Great procrastination tagline, maybe I'll steal it tomorrow...
Great. Really great. Elephant sandwiches for the next two months!
Great snack: Fudge Frosting!
Greed is envy with its sleeves rolled up.
Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works!
Green. Blue. Ultra Violet. Mega Violent.
Greenpeace 1 Targeted Sir. Aye, Fire all torpedos!!!
Greetings, honored and highly steamed Moderator
Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars.
Grits and hominy are not food. They are members of the gypsum family.
Grits: a practical joke on early settlers by Native Americans.
Grits are akin to Elmer Paste with less flavor but more sand.
GROG!
Groovy
Gross - Biting into a hot dog and noticing that it has veins.
Gross National Product: A Big Mac.
Gross National Product: n. a rooburger with pineapple and beetroot!
Gross - Opening your oven and finding your rump roast farting at you.
Ground Hog Day? Is that a celebration of sausage?
Growing older is typical. Growing up is the option.
Growing Older Unavoidable.... Maturing Optional.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Grow up?? I never finished my _first_ childhood!
Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!
Grow your own dope - Plant a male!
Guacamole: Vegetarian Road Kill.
Guests being stalked by zombies stay at Best Western.
Guests who kill talk show hosts.... on the last Geraldo!
Gun control is NOT crime control.
Gun control laws protect violent criminals.
Guns and liquor? That's almost as much fun as beer and power tools!
Guns cause violence like condoms cause sex.
Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
Guns don't kill people. Moderators kill people.
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
"Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun." - Chinese-Cantonese
"Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun." - Chinese-Cantonese Christmas
Guru: a computer owner who can read the manual.
Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.
Guys are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
Guys are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
Guy's World: A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
Guy's World: One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Guy's World: Same work .. more pay.
Guy's World: Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Guy's World: You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
GWB wasn't elected but then he doesn't act like a president either.

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