Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."

Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.

He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.

"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"

Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.

He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"

They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"

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Jay Harris wrote to All <=-

Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a
visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and
laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from,
and this place is nice and toasty."

Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where
he turns up the temperature.

He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged
by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters
the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he
asks them what they're doing.

"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting
out the barbecue!"

Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the
boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature
than ever seen on earth.

He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room,
only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at
them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"

They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over!
That means the Leafs won!"

Hahaha, excellent, and I'm sure the timing is no accident. Assuming
you're a Leafs fan, congrats.

I hope my Bruins survive tonight to play them next.



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He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room,
only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at
them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over!
That means the Leafs won!"

Hahaha, excellent, and I'm sure the timing is no accident. Assuming
you're a Leafs fan, congrats.
I hope my Bruins survive tonight to play them next.

Hell frozen over -- funny thing, it does freeze--every winter, in Hell, PA, yet Jenny from grade 9 still hasn't slept with me!

Lying she-dog, I tells ya!

Then there was Julie & telling me she wouldn't sleep with me even if I were the last man on Earth.

I told her: If I were the last man on Earth what makes you think I'd have time for YOU?

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George,

Hell frozen over -- funny thing, it does freeze--every winter, in Hell, PA, yet Jenny from grade 9 still hasn't slept with me!

There is a town in Michigan named "Hell"...and a fellow ham radio operator, giving the weather report when he checks into the traffic net that I'm doing, notes whether or not his location is "Hotter Than Hell". <G>

Daryl

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Daryl Stout wrote to George Pope <=-

There is a town in Michigan named "Hell"...and a fellow ham radio operator, giving the weather report when he checks into the traffic net that I'm doing, notes whether or not his location is "Hotter Than
Hell". <G>

And I can tell you from experience that the road to Hell, MI, is paved with asphalt - like most of Michigan's roads - not with Good Intentions (which would probably be a smoother ride).


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And I can tell you from experience that the road to Hell, MI, is paved with asphalt - like most of Michigan's roads - not with Good Intentions (which would probably be a smoother ride).

Asphalt: When you hit the tennis ball with your buttocks. <G>

... AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already!

Sleep and I have a loving relationship. But, N. Somnia and L. Armclock
are trying to break us up...the jealous whores!! <G>

Daryl

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Hell frozen over -- funny thing, it does freeze--every winter, in Hell,
PA, yet Jenny from grade 9 still hasn't slept with me!

There is a town in Michigan named "Hell"...and a fellow ham radio operator, giving the weather report when he checks into the traffic net that I'm doing, notes whether or not his location is "Hotter Than Hell". <G>

That would be the Hell I was referring to -- he can report on whether it is colder than Hell, too, in the winter, eh?

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And I can tell you from experience that the road to Hell, MI, is paved with
asphalt - like most of Michigan's roads - not with Good Intentions (which woul
probably be a smoother ride).

If the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, then the road OUT of Hell is likewise traversable by having the right intentions, even if you do the wrong things?

Stairway to Heaven but a highway to Hell? What does that say about expected traffic volume to each?

Probably a bit of reality.


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