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  • The REME Protocol

    From August Abolins@1:153/757.21 to All on Sat Feb 3 09:01:00 2024
    The Reducing Enteric Methane Emissions from Beef Cattle (REME)
    Protocol.

    According to the Canadian Cattle Association the Reme protocol
    is intended for Cattle feeding farmers to reduce methane
    emissions through diet and "the use of feed additives and
    growth promotors" It will generate offset credits under the
    Canadian Greenhouse Gas Offset Credit system.

    According to the government of Canada website The Reme Protocol
    "Aims to incentivize farmers to reduce enteric methane
    emissions (ie belching) from their beef cattle operations by
    improving animal diets"

    ..what's next, humans?
    --
    ../|ug

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  • From Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to AUGUST ABOLINS on Sat Feb 3 10:01:00 2024
    According to the Canadian Cattle Association the Reme protocol
    is intended for Cattle feeding farmers to reduce methane
    emissions through diet and "the use of feed additives and
    growth promotors" It will generate offset credits under the
    Canadian Greenhouse Gas Offset Credit system.

    I wonder what those "feed additives and growth promotors" will do to the
    people who eat the meat?

    Mike

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to August Abolins on Sat Feb 3 18:49:35 2024
    "Aims to incentivize farmers to reduce enteric methane
    emissions (ie belching) from their beef cattle operations by
    improving animal diets"

    Stick a tube up their ass, catch the gas.

    ..what's next, humans?

    yes, that too. It has already been tried.

    \%/@rd
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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Mike Powell on Sat Feb 3 18:50:49 2024
    I wonder what those "feed additives and growth promotors" will do to the people who eat the meat?

    Uncontrolable erections?
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  • From August Abolins@1:396/45.29 to Mike Powell on Sat Feb 3 18:01:00 2024
    Hello Mike Powell!

    I wonder what those "feed additives and growth promotors" will do to the people who eat the meat?

    VERY good question.
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    ../|ug

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  • From Nick Andre@1:229/426 to August Abolins on Sat Feb 3 22:39:50 2024
    On 03 Feb 24 18:01:00, August Abolins said the following to Mike Powell:

    I wonder what those "feed additives and growth promotors" will do to t people who eat the meat?

    VERY good question.

    Longer farts?

    Nick
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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Nick Andre on Mon Feb 5 00:58:26 2024
    I wonder what those "feed additives and growth promotors" will
    do to t
    people who eat the meat?

    VERY good question.

    Longer farts?

    The World Society of Petomaniacs is very interested in this and considers it a positive evolution.

    \%/@rd
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