• [GCFL.net] What's Wrong With Me?

    From Lord Time@316:77/1 to All on Mon Jul 30 00:23:18 2018
    "Doctor!" said the woman as she loudly bounced into the room, "I want you to tell me very frankly what's wrong with me."

    He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you."

    "First, you need to lose at least twenty pounds. Second, you should use about half as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist - the doctor's office is on the next floor."

    Received from Thomas Ellsworth.
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