• [GCFL.net] Tarot Cards

    From Fort@316:719/1 to All on Tue Jul 3 15:46:10 2018
    A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year."

    Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

    She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

    Received from Steve Sanderson.
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